I feel like I should tell and tell you
tell me what yeah I had had my heart
broken recently um is that it I don't
know I just thought I should tell you
that sucks yeah who broke your heart
girl in school
yeah who's typical I actually I think
there was I think there was something
there I think we actually had like
potential I don't know I think she I
think she was afraid afraid of what I
don't know afraid of it being good or
something was the sex good
she was very sexy you've been with a lot
of girls are we talking about like uh
like intercourse specifically oh yeah
yeah yeah um you know in that case uh
there were actually a few times that I
yeah the few times I could have done
that but it wasn't it wasn't exactly
right
wait so you're telling me you're virgin
there were circumstances no yeah no I
went okay um all right for example uh in
junior year I was dating this girl a
Betsy cook and she was kind of like um
just kind of a improved actually um
anyway one day I was reading Shakespeare
and I realized I don't really love this
person
yeah it was one of the sonnets um being
your slave what should I do but tend
upon the hours and times of your desires
and I realized I don't want to tend to
Betsy's hours or hard times or that
that's another anyway I drove to Betsy's
house and I was literally about to tell
her and that's the night she said she
wanted to have sex
can you believe it was this thing you
know was the same night so and you
didn't just her anyway hmm no so uh
what about you and uh intercourse can
you stop saying intercourse sure sure
uh I don't know there was there were
guys in high school and like their other
ones hmm were you in love with any of
them no ah hell no gotcha
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