(Swishy Swishy Fist Fist)
(Tom walks out of a party)
So I said "It's Blowjob or No Job!" Haha... Haaa...
Is pepperoni okay guys?
(Lightning and papers fluttering)
(Tom screams)
Stop! I'm you from the future!
The future?! Oh man, I got fat!
Like an hour into the future...
Oh... OH...
Anyway, whatever you do don't order a pepperoni pizza it triggers a chain of events that result
IN THE END OF THE WORLD!
In an hour?
Yep.
So, if I order another pizza i'll be fine?
Eh! Probably!
Okay, I guess i'll go with Ham and Pineapple...
Okay, this is much worse!
When do I learn to time travel?
In the future!
Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
Look, just choose something else.
Okay!
(Tom sighs)
Err, chicken barbecue.
Really dude?! Chicken Barbecue!?
What's wrong with chicken barbecue!?
What's wrong with chicken barbecue?! ...
I have a robot arm now!
That sounds awesome!
IT IS!
But I also have aids.
IN AN HOUR?!
YES!
FINE!
Everything is on fire!
ARGH!
Everything is under water!
OH NO!
Everything is pretty much the same...
But gay marriage is LEGAL!
ARGH! Wait that's a good thing.
Did I say legal? I MEANT MANDATORY!
BUT I'M SO STRAIGHT!
THE NAZI'S ARE BACK!
THE DINOSAURS ARE BACK!
NAZI DINOSAURS!
I don't even know how this one happened...
THE ROBOT ARM IS TRYING TO KILL ME!
YOU LITERALLY BECOME HITLER!
I HAVE A TAIL NOW!
THE MORMONS HAVE DEFEATED US!
CROW REVOLUTION!
GAY NAZI DINOSAURS!
ENOUGH!!
(Pop)
I'm just gonna order Mexican food.
DON'T ORDER MEXICAN FOOD!
WHY NOT?!
You shit yourself...
Oh... Oh no...
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