Hey Gibby! You wanna be on iCarly?
- Totally! What do I gotta do? - I’ll show ya!
Ow!
- Put the foot in the mouth! - Come on you can do it!
- I can’t! I don’t bend that way! - Hurry up Gibby!
- Put your foot in your mouth! - I can’t! I can’t do that.
- She’s not like other girls. - No.
Freddie, is that you in there?
Yeah, it's me.
Oh my gosh, the bear ate Freddie. Bad bear!
Ow!
Oh.
Uh! Never do that again!
You’re not the boss of me.
Ow!
Now, which of you Americans would like to be the first
to try a Canadian Fat Cake?
Hey, I wouldn’t mind being the f….
May I?
- OK, Sam. Take a bite. - Shut up!
I need to focus.
[groaning]
Did you see that?
I saw a monkey!
That was Dice!
Shut up!
Sam, I’m serious! Look!
The spell I did was to turn a human person into a beast and a monkey is a beast!
Is there spell in there that will turn my mom into a woman with a job?
Let’s shake him up.
What is that?
A sock full of butter!
For what?
For swinging!
I could brain an elephant with this thing!
We’re not gonna walk in there and start hitting TV writers
with a big buttery sock!
We’re gonna be professional and firm.
Fine. But if they deny stealing from iCarly,
I’m gonna get swingy with this thing.
Not unless I say it’s OK.
Hello.
You guys are the writers for Totally Terry?
- Yeah. - What do you want?
We’re from iCarly!
They know that!
Who do you clowns think you are stealing our ideas?
Woah, we’ve never stolen an idea from anyone.
So, why don’t you two little girls just… Ow!
Wow! This is amazing.
Ah! Someone finally friended you!
Control Freddie.
Bad thoughts lead to bad actions.
Anybody but me would punch you right in the head!
Which is why you are my best friend.
Good to know! Now why are you mine?
Because I’m a lovable person!
Kaboom!
[laughing]
Hey, um. Can we lower the microphone a little bit?
A little lower. A little lower. Yeah.
[microphone squeal]
Don’t, don’t! Ow! Ow!
[laughing]
Yeah! Kids love dinosaurs.
Ow! Ow!
I think Freddie’s cute and smart.
OK, what’d you eat for breakfast, a big bowl of crazy flakes?
There’s my raspberry soccer ball.
And speaking of crazy flakes… It’s you!
- Take me to juvie with her! - No!
- Why not? - Because you didn’t commit a crime.
Here, let me have that.
Wah! Ooh!
OK, it’s a bet.
And...
Loser has to get a tattoo of the winners face.
Oh, you’re on!
But you’re gonna be pretty upset when you have to get a tattoo
of my face on your…
You’re right. I lost.
And now my face will forever become a part of your skin.
- Wah! - Ah!
Oi!
Rabbi Goldman!
- That was a real rabbi! - I didn’t know!
I don’t have cable!
Puckett, you just earned yourself triple detention.
Come along, Rabbi.
[music playing]
How my hair look Sam?
You look good, Gibb.
[splatting]
Quick, pull me in!
- Too late. - Don’t, don’t awe!
So you’re...
Stuck there?
Yeah.
- Here, here. Let me help you out there. - Oh, cool. Thank you.
Stop me, stop me, stop me!
Do you have any pudding cups?
Just one and I already promised Freddie he could have it after the show.
Ah!
What trouble have you gotten in over the past week?
Ah, let’s see. I got yelled at by Miss Briggs for getting an F on a quiz.
- Why did you fail the quiz? - I didn’t know the answers.
Right. Next?
Oh! I got kicked out of the cafeteria for slapping Gibby with a piece of pizza.
Why did you slap Gibby with a piece of pizza?
I found it on the floor. I wasn’t gonna eat it!
Try and slap me right across the face. Go ahead, see if you can --
Goomer!
I wadn’t ready.
Try it again. Try and slap me right acro--
Alright, alright. Wait, wait.
Let me count to three.
One--
Yeah, you’re gonna make a lot of money off this guy!
Gimme it!
[music playing]
OK, we need a plan for tonight.
We gotta make sure Shannon ends up with Gibby.
Well, Shannon likes Freddie so let’s just tell Gibby to act like Freddie.
Nah, Gibby’s gotta be himself.
Yeah, look where that’s gotten him in life.
You’re so right.
You don’t need bubble wrap to know when it’s chowder time!
Yes!
That is so true!
And you know what else is true?
I’m sitting here eating cheesecake with an Australian Eskimo
whose got ointment all over his bumbleberry.
Oh, I can’t believe you just said that to me!
What’d you say?
I don’t know but I’m glad I said it.
What time is your mom coming to pick you up?
She’s not. I told her you invited me to spend the night.
I didn’t invite you to spend the night.
Well you should 'cause I’m not leaving.
What up? What up? What up?
Wow! It’s so dark in here!
- Er, foul! - What foul?
You intentionally sabotaged my moment!
- How could I intentionally sabotage… - He was totally about to kiss me.
Really?
Do you even know what Harry Joyner looks like?
Yeah. You know. He looks like a man.
With a face and hair.
Yeah! I have an uncle that looks a lot like that.
Carly was crossing the street and a big taco truck came around the corner
and Carly didn’t see the truck and so Freddie ran out and
pushed Carly out of the way!
- Is Carly OK? - Yes! She’s fine but Freddie got hit!
OK, did you call 911?
Yeah, me and Carly both did!
Oh man, I better call Mrs. Benson at work.
You bought a taco?
Uh huh.
From the truck that hit Freddie?
Well me starving is not gonna help him!