- Yo yo yo, it's A to the O, back again
with another let's play.
That's right, we're gonna play some Five Nights at Freddy's!
Yeah, everybody's been telling me to play this game,
Pear played it on his channel as a challenge video,
Little Apple played it on his channel,
and everyone screamed and shouted and got really scared,
it was hilarious.
Hey check it out, hey, they brought my fans.
(laughing)
Get it, fans?
Ah, it's a joke guys, why aren't you laughing?
Come on, it's funny.
Alright, so in this game, like I said
everyone's been telling me to play this game,
in this game you play a night watchman
at like an entertainment, a kid's entertainment place
where they got video games and animatronic animals
that entertain you.
Well, apparently those animatronic animals
walk around at night, then they try to
stuff you into costumes which then might murder you.
(laughing)
Oh man, I hope they don't do that to me,
I just ate, I feel stuffed.
(laughing)
Get it?
Aww, man.
So there's nothing really going on right now,
you just gotta keep an eye on em,
I'm checking out my cameras to make sure they're staying in
the same place that they should be, and not moving around,
I guarantee you guys this is going to be an easy game,
and I am not gonna get scared,
like Pear and Little Apple did, I guarantee.
So as I'm sitting here,
I think I'm gonna use this opportunity to practice,
practice some halloween puns and jokes, okay?
I think it's a perfect opportunity,
you know we're not doing anything else,
we're just sitting around.
Let's do the first one.
Why don't witches like to ride their brooms
when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle!
(laughing)
Do you get it, get it, handle?
You didn't like that one huh, okay.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit!
(laughing)
Oh man, oh I laughed so hard
a little pulp squirted out there.
(laughing)
Aw man, ah, that's my favorite one.
What's a haunted chicken?
A poultrygeist!
(laughing)
Aw man, oh my sides hurt, oh my sides.
Why did the monster eat a lightbulb?
Because he wanted a light snack!
(laughing)
Get it, light snack?
Man, I could really use a light snack right now too,
it's so dark!
(laughing)
Alright, what do witches use on their hair?
Scare spray!
(laughing)
Hey, hey, why isn't the camera working?
Why isn't it (screams) oh no!
Hey, what is, woah, what is he doing in there,
that's not where he's supposed to be!
Man I get all the chicks.
(laughing)
Okay, what do I do?
Creepy chicken, creepy chicken go away!
Camera disabled, okay, well if he's just gonna stand there
then I guess we're okay, I'm gonna tell another joke.
What do birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or tweet!
(laughing)
Get it, twick or tweet?
(laughing)
Oh man, Halloween's gonna be so awesome this year.
I'm gonna tell so many jokes, ah it's gonna be fun.
Okay, let's see, I'm gonna look over here,
oh no, hey, ah, hey, where'd he go?
I hear somebody fumbling around.
What is going on?
That's noisy.
Who's there, hello?
Um, okay, let's go to this camera, okay it's five am,
I'm almost to six, I don't see him anywhere!
Ugh, I don't like it!
Come on.
Yeah!
See, this game is so easy!
Six am baby!
I've already made it past the first night!
Pair and Little Apple, they get scared right away,
they just couldn't even handle it, oh second night,
this game is a piece of cake, aw yeah.
Okay, here we are on the second night, and I think you guys
are ready for some more jokes, don't you?
Alright okay, where did the vampire
open his savings account?
At a blood bank!
(laughing)
Uh oh, hey, did he already move?
There's somebody already out of their spot.
Aah!
That's a shadow, I can definitely see a shadow right there,
that is the shadow monster.
Ugh, I don't like it, I don't like it!
He just wants all of my spooky cookies, aah!
Woah, no no no no, aah!
They're moving everywhere!
What?
What do I do?
Oh, creepy peepers, get outta here!
Creepy peepers.
What did the mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you're spooken to!
(laugh-groan)
He's still looking at me!
Creepy peepers, get away!
Oh what do I do, turn on the light, okay, fine.
Okay okay I'm not scared, I'm not scared.
I'm telling jokes.
Where does Dracula water ski?
On Lake Eerie!
(laughing)
Get it, eerie, 'cause it's creepy nd weird and eerie?
I'm closing the blast doors, I don't care.
I don't want anybody touching me.
No butt touching, no butt touching!
That's all they wanna do is touch butts!
Get away from me, get away from me!
Where do mummies go for a swim?
To the Dead Sea!
(laughing)
Okay it's fine, it's fine, open the door,
we're all good, okay we can leave that one.
(groaning)
We're fine, we're fine, it's just a little dark,
it's just a little dark, it's fine, I can leave that, okay.
(screaming)
(babbling)
Creepy peepers, ah, no, not another one!
Not another one!
Okay, I gotta conserve my power,
I'm only to 17% but I can't open the blast doors, oh no!
Okay, sit here with my fans, I got my fans,
oh no, oh we're losing power!
Captain, divert all power back to the shales,
we're running out of power, oh no!
Oh no no no no no no no, we're only at, oh no no no.
(screaming)
(whimpering)
Are we there?
(screaming)
(crying)
I'm never playing any games again!
I quit!