(clock ticking)
(happy music)
♪ Every night when I lie in bed ♪
♪ Oh no ♪
♪ I see pictures dancing in my head ♪
♪ Picture sleep ♪
♪ Buddy Bert, buckle up and we'll fly away ♪
♪ We're adventuring ♪
♪ Every time the bed starts tapping ♪
♪ Something special's gonna happen ♪
♪ This is kinda catchy ♪
♪ My favorite kind of traveling ♪
♪ We're adventuring ♪
♪ Come along with Bert and Ernie ♪
♪ We're going to take a little journey ♪
♪ Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures ♪
- And now, ladies and gentlemen,
the amazing Ernesto.
- Oh, thank you.
- And the somewhat amazing,
Bertini.
Presto.
(applause)
- What are we doing here, Ernie?
- We're magicians, Bert, I mean Bertini.
(giggles)
I've always wanted to do a magic act.
- Well your costume sure looks a lot more magical than mine.
- Oh never fear, good buddy.
Watch closely, ladies and gentlemen.
Presto.
- How did you do that?
- For my next trick, I, the amazing Ernesto,
and my equally amazing partner Bertini,
shall pull a rabbit out of a hat.
(intrigued clamor)
Presto.
(disappointed clamor)
- Maybe he didn't hear you.
- I said, presto.
(applause)
- Ta-dah.
(giggles)
- Hey, you come back with that wand.
(applause and cheering)
(rabbit giggles)
- Wait, where are you going Mr. Bunny?
- We need that wand for our act.
(magical music)
- Where are we?
- This must be some magical place.
Look at all that magician stuff.
- Hey, there's one of my socks
that disappeared when I was doing the laundry.
(magical music)
- Aha, are you thinking what I'm thinking, Ernie?
- Yes, I am buddy Bertini.
This must be the place things that disappear, disappear to.
(rabbit laughs)
- There he goes, stop him.
- We need that magic wand to get out of here.
Come on!
- There he is.
- Presto.
(groans in pain)
(rabbit laughs)
- Open up, you.
- Give us that wand.
(rabbit laugs) - All right.
Come on in.
Presto.
- Quick, over the bridge.
Catch him!
- Presto.
(splash)
(rabbit laughs)
Presto.
- I've had it with that rabbit.
- Me too.
- [Both] Get us out of this fish fins, rabbit.
- Presto.
- Aha, gotcha.
(rabbit laughs)
- No, you don't.
Presto.
- Without that magic wand, we'll never get out of here.
We need a new idea fast.
- Well, let's see.
We tried chasing him, and we tried grabbing him.
- Hey, you know one thing we haven't tried?
Talking to him.
Mr. Bunny Rabbit.
- Come talk to us.
- I thought you'd never ask.
Here's the thing, all I ever get to do in magic shows
is appear, disappear, appear, disappear.
(gags)
It's so frustrating to be just a disappearing object.
- Well Mr. Bunny, without you we have no magic act.
- And if I turn you into fish fins again,
you have no act either.
- Okay, okay.
- So how can we work this out?
- How about we make a little deal?
I take us back and you (whispers)
- [Both] Deal.
(applause) - Thank you.
For our final trick.
(clears throat)
Presto, Ernesto.
(giggles)
Prestini, Bertini.
(applause)
- Amazing Rabbitini, I think you're forgetting something.
- Oh. (clears throat)
Presto.
(applause and cheering)
(clock ticking)
(happy music)
- Good night, Bert.
- Good night, Ernie.
(floor thumping)
Oh-oh.
(snoring)
(clock ticking)