- What's up peasants, my name is Bryce Cryson. - And I'm Briana Boho.
- And today we're here to teach you how to flex on the haters. - On your friends or your grandma --
- Whoever, who gives a f**k?! - Yeah, who gives a s**t.
How to flex.
Allergy flex.
*le sneeze*
Flexed.
Hygiene flex.
*coughs*
Flexed.
Easter egg flex.
Hey uh, who's AirPods are these?
Oh s**t, I must have left them there by accident.
You're already wearing AirPods.
Those are my backup pair bi -- bitch.
Flexed.
The ex flex.
*inaudible*
Oh -- oh my god, hey you guys I was going to see the new Avengers movie, do ya'll wanna join?
Ugh, I can't watch it 'cause my ex.
Oh, they like those movies?
Uuh, no they acted in them.
Oh really? Which actor?
Justin Timberlake.
He's not in that movie.
Oh...
F**ing flexed.
*giggles* Flexed.
The double flex.
Bryce, hey! Bryce!
Why are you -- double flexed.
Flexed.
The wrong number flex.
*telephone rings*
- Hello? - Hi, Elon Musk, can you send me another Tesla? Mine broke.
Uhm, Briana this is Linda. I'm sitting right next to you.
Oh, what?
Oops, I meant to call Elon Musk. He sends me free Tesla's cause we used to bang.
Flexed bitch.
Flexed.
The PowerPoint flex.
So in order to do business better, we need to -- oh...
My bad.
Oh...
Yo, my bad.
Oh...
Man, flexed.
Flexed.
The shoe flex.
Flexed, you dumb bitches.
Are the bottoms of my shoe's still red?
Flexed.
Flex-ray.
Now as you can see here, you have a pair of AirPods lodged in your small intestine.
Damn, that's sick as hell.
Flexed.
I'm sorry, sir, but it's going to be extremely painful passing them.
Nah, I got like the loosest butthole.
Weird flex, but okay.
How to flex.
You know my name.
Bitch.
Ralphie.
Bitch.
Flexed.
Are the bottoms of my shoe's still red?
Uh huh...?
Bonus flex.
Flexed.
Bryce, why did you replace my jam with lube?
You talking about the jam and the lube?
Yes.
Hell yeah.
Oh, you got flexed on now.
What is Shayne doing?
Fle-e-e-e-xed.
There it is. Now we have told you how to flex.
Congratulations, you can flex now.
Mainly in the work environment.
But comment down below what other places you want to learn how flex, we´ll teach you.
Yeah, you want to learn how to flex on the locker room. You wanna learn how flex at a party?
Well, no, no how to flex a church?
We got you, go flex on em´.
Yeah f**king flex on them, and show us how you flex on.
But don't flex on us.
Don't flex on us.
- She'll kick your ass, or watch dude. - I mean ya, same.