We are back with my co-host for the day.
This is Mila Kunis, everybody.
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I like the title.
Yeah, co-host, you like that?
Yes, really.
This has been really fun.
This is easier.
When you've guest hosted for me before, and you were nervous,
you said.
That was awful.
Are you nervous now?
A little bit.
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Has he been in there this whole time?
Yeah, he lives there.
Yes.
By myself?
Yes.
Yeah, I'm not nervous, I don't need a shot of tequila.
Get it back in there.
No.
Bottoms up.
Bottoms up?
Bottoms up.
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There you go.
Thank you.
It's like a weird Cousin It.
It is.
It is, with the little hands.
It is, exactly.
Hey, you've been here many times.
What is your favorite memory of being here?
Remember the time I was trying to figure out what it was,
but it was Bad Moms when K Bell and I were doing it together.
I was pregnant, really early.
I was maybe less than two months pregnant
with my son at the time, so I was a little hormonal.
And Ashton came out to surprise--
Ashton and Dax came out to surprise us.
It was the Mother's Day show.
Yes.
Yeah.
And I had--
I got really emotional, and my joke
was like, I don't know why I'm so emotional.
I saw him 20--
I just left the house.
And then he appeared, but I think I was so hormonal,
and it was so overwhelming that I literally had tears.
And I was just like, "Oh my God, I don't want to cry right now."
But I was-- I just saw him 20--
I just left him, and it was--
but anyways, it was good.
But nobody knew you were pregnant,
but that's why you were so emotional.
Yeah.
It was-- but then I was worried about who
was watching our daughter, because then I was like,
"Oh wait, there's nobody at home."
I did have a thought of like, "Oh, is she here?"
And then I looked around.
But anyways, that was probably my favorite.
Yeah.
Well, that's sweet.
Yeah, because remember, I don't know if you remember,
the first time-- no, not the first time, but later,
early in our--
but first time in our relationship,
when I talked to you about it, and you're like,
"Are you dating Ashton?"
And so to me, this was a nice little button to that,
because I think the first time I talked about dating him openly
it was also on your show.
Yeah.
I get things out of people.
Yeah.
Speaking of that, you revealed something that kind of blew up.
A lot of people are talking about your bathing habits.
It's so dumb.
It's you, and Ashton, your children.
Apparently you don't bathe them.
We bathe our dogs.
Does that make people happy?
You do bathe your dogs more often than your children.
Fact.
Yes.
I know this was--
I went on-- speaking of Dax Shepard,
it was on Dax's podcast, and we were doing press.
I think I was talking about Stoner Cats,
but somehow the conversation derailed into bathing habits,
and then we started talking about
that we all don't bathe our children very often,
and/or ourselves.
I shower every day, but I don't wash my hair every day.
I don't find that to be a necessity.
My intent-- and tWitch and I talked about this earlier.
My intent every day is to bathe my children.
I wake up every day, and I'm like,
"Today, I'm going to shower my kids."
And then bedtime happens, and I forgot to feed them,
and it's just like--
anyways, cut to a year later, Dax
is doing press junket for something completely different.
And the reporter decides to ask him,
"You know this whole thing's been circulating about Aston
and Mila not showering.
What are your thoughts on it?"
And he was like, "I'm the one who started this conversation."
So this whole story has now taken such a turn.
But apparently The Rock showers.
So congratulations, The Rock, you shower.
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Yes, Jake Gyllenhaal doesn't.
Jake Gyllenhaal doesn't shower.
Yeah, there's all these celebrities that are just
jumping on board if they shower, if they don't.
They shower, Ellen.
Right.
But it's mainly about the kids don't really shower.
The kids, there's a body of water
that they touch just about every day.
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Almost every other day.
A body of water?
Yes, sometimes it's the pool, sometimes it's a sprinkler.
It just depends on what they--
it's COVID.
It was like, who showered in COVID?
We didn't leave the house.
Who cares?
Yeah.
That's fine.
I don't think I made the story any better right now.
I feel like this is going to take like a whole other turn.
Yeah, because you added to it that you forgot to feed them.
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So now you've added that.
I feed my kids, guys, oh, God.
No, I know you feed them.
They are good healthy kids.
Thank you.
Let's talk about the Stoner Cats.
Let's talk about the animated show.
Yes.
So, Stoner Cats, it lives, like, under an umbrella of a company
that I started in COVID.
That's our little Stoner Cats.
And it's Jane Fonda, and Seth MacFarlane,
and Chris Rock, myself, Ashton.
And we started the show as an NFT.
And the idea behind it is conceptually, we've been so--
we watch content the same way.
We used to watch it 6:00 to 8:00 PM.
You were given broadcast shows.
You'd sit with the family and watch it.
And then it evolved into cable.
Then you were given access to cable shows to watch.
Then it began binge watching.
Then you were given access to binge watching.
But it was all very much the same viewer.
You watch it, you consume what you're given, and that's it.
And so I wanted to create a platform
where you felt like you were part of a community, where
watching content felt more like you had ownership in it,
whether it was art-involved, metaverse.
And so it all felt like it was bigger
than just consumption of content.
And so we're building this platform around it.
And the first thing that we put out was Stoner Cats.
And there's NFTs behind it.
And the Stoner Cat NFT, essentially,
is like your Willy Wonka golden ticket
to access the rest of the content
that we'll be putting out.
I understood a lot of that.
So let's-- there's a clip.
So let's look at that.
Oh, yes.
So this is a cute little--
I brought a friend with me.
And so, the friend's in your dressing room right now.
And so we can just cut away to your dressing room
and see what's happening.
Let's see what this is.
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Isn't he cute?
Yes.
That's me, Ellen.
That's me.
Look at you.
That's Fefe.
She's cute.
That's adorable.
Yeah.
It's a very sweet show.
It deals with-- it's about a woman who--
it's early onset Alzheimer's, essentially.
And so she's kind of self-medicating
through something.
And the cats all of a sudden get a whiff of it.
And they can walk.
And they can talk.
And they have an observation on life now.
Wow, interesting.
It's very sweet.
Yeah.
Yeah, very sweet.
To find out more about Stoner Cats, go to our website.
We're going to play Burning Questions with Mila after this.