This is exciting.
You're our first movie star we've ever had on the thing.
Really? Yeah. Normally we get politicians and shit.
Wow. This is super-exciting.
So you play a villain in this movie?
-I do. Yeah. -How is that?
Um, it's so freeing. Can we swear on this show?
Sure. [Bleep] yeah.
It's so [bleep] freeing to not have to be nice all the time
and to not care about anything.
What was your inspiration in becoming a villain?
My mom probably. No. No!
-We had the same mum, did we? -No. I'm joking!
[ Laughter ]
It really was just self-contained.
It came from deep inside.
Right. So you've always had evil in you?
Yeah. Doesn't everyone?
Well, yes. We have a lot in common.
-We do. -We're both evil.
Oh, okay. Great.
Plus, we're both single parents. We both have a son the same age.
It's a different child. It's not the same son.
That would be weird...
We both have a 5-year-old boy.
...if we didn't know that we had the same child.
We do have a 5-year-old. It's the best age.
What's your kid interested in?
Uh, poop.
Oh, yeah. They never grow out of that, the boys.
-They never grow out of that. -I've figured that out.
I still photograph mine and send it to my brother.
Like, "That's a big one."
And you're single, right?
-I am single. Yeah, I am. -Yeah.
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Yeah. That really cut to the core, Mal.
Told you there was evil inside.
Is your kid artistic?
He is.
Artistic in the way that, like, he does stick figures
that sort of everything fits together
but not quite sure what it is.
So you ask him. You go, "What's that?"
He goes, "That's you, and that's me."
And I go, "Ah, and what's that ring between my legs?"
And he goes, "Oh, that's your hole, Mama."
[ Laughter ]
"O-kay." [ Laughs ]
And the teachers were like...
Was it proportional?
[ Laughs ] No.
No. Good, good.
It was a massive green hole.
Oh, so the color was right, but the size was wrong.
[ Laughter ]
Yeah. Yes, yes.
Yeah, I had an incident with my son.
I was in the bath.
I was having a bath with him when he was about 2.
And he just, like, sort of pile-drived
his elbow into my testicles.
And I reeled back.
And in our house, if you hurt something, you kiss it better.
Oh, no!
And he went for it.
But I just grabbed his hair and just threw him across the bath.
[ Laughter ]
That was the right move.
It was too complicated a conversation.
You do a lot with education,
women internationally around the world.
You help out. What's that all about?
Yeah, I work with an organization called
Opportunity International.
They're a microfinancing organization.
I've been with them about 12 years
and have gone everywhere from Africa to Nicaragua.
Basically, the thing that I love about them
is that they support women because women tend to
put money back into their families... Right.
...hence stopping the cycle of poverty.
Funnily enough, men, they get money, and they go buy beers.
Right.
-It's a statistic, guys. -That's true.
And -- And cocaine.
[ Laughter ]
Maybe that, too.
But the thing that I love about them is that they basically
get these -- You have to be four women --
They have men, as well.
But four women or more so that you do this 10-week course
on how to handle and manage your money,
so you actually know -- when you take a loan,
you know how to start a business or manage your paybacks.
And then if you can't pay your interest back,
which is like 10 cents,
the other women come together
and help you out until you can pay the next time.
So it really is a foolproof way to do it.
-That's a wonderful thing. -Yeah.
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All right. Now...
Look, I'm Australian.
You're Swedish and Canadian?
-Yeah. -You got both those passports?
No. Just Swedish.
What's the biggest stereotype about Sweden that is not true?
Swedish bikini team.
I've never heard of a Swedish bikini team.
I've never heard of that, either.
Okay, so maybe... [ Laughs ]
I'll tell you, the stereotype when I --
I was just in Sweden. The stereotype that is true
is everyone's good-looking -- men and women.
Everyone's stunning.
Really? You think?
Girls who look like you are working at McDonald's.
It's [bleep] mental. It's mental!
When a face like that says, "Do you want fries with this?"
you get confused,
and you look for a camera.
You're like, "This is a prank."
So you're becoming a citizen in America?
-Yeah. I am. -I am this year, as well.
Yes! Amazing!
[ Cheers and applause ]
I feel like -- I feel like not saying it,
'cause Trump could be at home watching this
and going, "And, no, you're not."
[ Laughter ]
But have you been studying up on the tests?
I haven't started yet. Have you?
-I have. -You have?
Do you know, before Trump came into office,
it used to take three months from your green card
to become a citizen? Used to take three months.
Now it's up to 18 months since Trump has gone into office.
Because -- And they haven't changed it.
There's just a backlog of people that are like --
Every Muslim went, "Better get this done right away."
You know what I mean?
But I heard that Russian models get in in a month.
-Real-- -Yeah.
[ Laughs ]
I heard it. Somewhere.
[ Cheers and applause ]
All right. Well, I've studied the test, right?
-Okay. Oh, no. -I'm gonna quiz you.
You can quiz me back. I've put the quiz on here, as well.
Okay. Are the answers here, too? You ready?
Who is in charge of the executive branch of the government?
The executive branch of the government?
The executive branch of the government.
I'll give that one to the audience.
[ Laughter ]
-Trump! -It is. It's the president.
No, the real answer is Vladimir Putin.
[ Laughter ]
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20 of the 100 questions --
20 of the answers is the President.
Okay. Great. I should've known that.
"Can you name a Native American tribe?"
"The president." All right?
He'll be happy that we're naming him.
Okay. The House of Representatives
has how many voting members?
435.
[ Cheers and applause ]
How many of you actually knew that?
-Yeah. Get out of your country! -Thank you.
[ Laughter ]
One more. All right. You're Canadian, right? Yeah.
And you don't have citizenship in Canada?
No.
Would you like to pass the citizenship for Canada?
-Okay. -It's only one question.
-Okay. -Multiple choice.
Okay.
"Would you like to move to Canada?"
[ Laughter ]
Now...
-Now, here's the two options. -Okay.
Yes or no.
[ Laughter ]
God, I hope I get this right.
Um, I'm gonna say...
n-n-n-n-y-y-y...
-No. -No, you're wrong.
The real answer is "Sorry."
[ Laughter ]