>>> HE'S HERE. HE'S FINALLY HERE, LOOK, JOSEPH,
OUR SON, JESUS. >> YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING
EXTRAORDINARY. AND NOW, MARY, YOU REALLY MUST
REST. [ KNOCKING ]
>> HUH. WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE.
>> WELL, WHOEVER IT IS TELL THEM TO LEAVE.
>> WHY? >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU
JOSEPH, BUT I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO HAVE PEOPLE OVER RIGHT NOW.
BECAUSE I JUST HAD A BABY. IN A BARN.
>> I UNDERSTAND, MARY. [ KNOCKING ]
>> GREETINGS. WE HEARD THERE IS A BABY.
A SAVIOR BABY. >> WE WISH TO LOOK UPON HIM, WE
WISH TO LOOK UPON HIM. >> SURE, COME ON IN, TAKE A
LOOK. >> OKAY.
SO WE'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE VISITORS EVEN THOUGH THIS PLACE
IS A MESS AND I HAD NO TIME TO GET READY?
COOL, COOL, COOL. >> YES.
I AM NICODEMUS. THIS BE BARSHABA.
>> ARE YOU OKAY? YOU LOOK SO TIRED.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, WONDER WHY.
[ KNOCKING ] >> HUH, WONDER WHO THAT COULD
SOMEBODY. >> JOSEPH, NO MORE GUESTS.
>> I GOT IT, I GOT IT. >> SALUTATIONS.
WE ARE THREE WISE MEN. >> COOL.
COME IN. >> TRULY, JOSEPH, TRULY.
>> OH! IS THIS THE CHILD?
>> LOOK. I KNOW YOU'RE ALL JUDGING ME
BECAUSE THERE'S NO PLACE TO SIT AND MY SHAWL IS JACKED.
BUT JUST LIKE -- KNOW THAT I HAD A BABY IN A BARN TODAY.
OKAY? BABY IN A BARN!
>> MARY, IT'S FINE, NOBODY CARES.
>> I CARE. I HAVE LOOKED CUTE EVERY DAY OF
MY 14-YEAR-OLD LIFE. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND NOW WE HAVE LITERAL KINGS VISITING.
AND I LOOK LIKE HOT HUMMUS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> NO ONE IS THINKING THAT. >> THAT GUY IS.
>> SHE'S RIGHT, I WAS THINKING THAT.
>> DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. WE CARE ABOUT YOUR WELL-BEING.
>> WELL, I'M GLAD YOU CARE. BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHO DIDN'T?
EVERY HOTEL OWNER IN BETHLEHEM. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> MARY, JOSEPH, WE COME BEARING GIFTS.
>> WE THE MAGI HAVE BROUGHT GOLD, FRANKINCENSE AND MYRRH.
>> GREAT, I HEARD BLANKETS, DIAPERS AND A CRIB.
[ KNOCKING ] >> YOU CAN JUST COME IN.
>> UGH! >> WE ARE HERE TO SEE THE CHILD.
>> OH, GREAT. MORE DUDES AND AN ANIMAL.
>> SORRY ABOUT HER, SHE'S BEING SUPER WEIRD TODAY.
WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE DRINKS OR SOMETHING?
>> OH, SURE. >> YEAH.
>> THAT WOULD BE GREAT. >> HEY, MARY?
THESE GUYS SAID THEY WANT DRINKS.
>> SO? >> SO -- CAN YOU GET THEM?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE KEEP THEM. >> AND I'M OUT.
COOL, GUYS. THIS HAS BEEN FUN.
TAKE CARE OF MY BABY FOR ME. BYE.
WHAT ARE YOU PAINTING? >> I'M PAINTING THE BIRTH OF
JESUS AS IT WAS AND AS IT ALWAYS WILL BE --
>> UH, NO. HERE'S HOW YOU'RE GOING TO PAINT
ME. SERENE AND GORGEOUS WITH RAYS OF
LIGHT COMING OUT OF MY HEAD. AND MAYBE I'M JUST POSING LIKE
THIS. >> MARY, YOU'RE BEING CRAZY.
>> SORRY. I GUESS WHEN I FOUND OUT I WAS
GOING TO GIVE BIRTH TO THE SAVIOR, I JUST ASSUMED IT WAS
GOING TO BE NICER. THAT THERE WOULD BE A REAL BED,
AND I DON'T KNOW, LIKE A DOCTOR AND NO SHEEP POOP ON THE FLOOR.
BUT EVERYBODY'S LOOKING AT ME AND I FEEL PUFFY AND I FEEL
GROSS. >> GUYS?
I THINK MARY JUST NEEDS SOME REST.
PERHAPS EVERYONE CAN COME BACK TOMORROW?
>> SURE. >> YES.
>> FINALLY. IT'S JUST ME AND MY SPECIAL
LITTLE BABY. >> MARY.
>> THE ANGEL GABRIEL. LOOK, JESUS WAS BORN JUST AS YOU
FORETOLD. >> OH, I KNOW, BUT MARY, ARE YOU
OKAY? YOU LOOK TIRED.
>> UGH!