- Ugh, so heavy.
I promise it was 20 bucks this year.
(goofy music)
Can someone help me get this inside?
I know, every year I keep finding such great deals.
Yes, the spending limit for a white elephant is $20.
What can you get for $20 really?
I mean, last year I was able
to secure a few tickets for a concert
and everyone freaked out.
Okay ladies, no fighting over my gift this year.
This is white elephant, not "Jerry Springer."
(Olivia laughing)
I just hate it when everybody's fighting over my gift.
- Okay ladies, the parties here!
Who's ready to get (beep) crazy?
(wild music)
No, no, no, no, you're gonna love this one.
I totally toned it down, it's rated G.
It most certainly is not rated G.
I mean, I just wanna make people laugh.
I mean, for example last year,
I bought this (beep) with a (beep) on top of it,
and when you turn it on it (beep).
I got my gift
at like a super wholesome boutique in Nashville.
Just kidding. It was a bachelorette party store.
I mean, we're all adults aren't we?
I just hope that Susie doesn't react like she did last year.
I mean, she kicked me out of (beep) church choir!
- Hey, sorry, excuse me, sorry.
That's my seat. I sit here every year, yeah.
I'm just gonna mix up the numbers.
(deep Christmas music)
I just like to sit here next to the end table.
So I know who gives all the good gifts around here.
I was always sit next to the end table,
that way I can just take the gift and just hide it away,
and nobody even sees it.
Last year Patty accused me of rigging the numbers
when I handed them out.
Which I would never do.
What's that? You wanna do two rounds this year?
Well that's not really how a white elephant gift exchange
is done.
So stealing is an option in the first round,
with the first person having the option to steal last.
I have to get that number one spot.
I can not get stuck with Gabby's gift again.
It almost cost me my marriage.
Don't shake the gift. It's against the rules.
- Oh my gosh, sorry.
(bottles clattering)
So late. Let's do this ladies!
(fast-paced music)
Is this gonna take long?
Cause I really gotta get back
to Nathan's lacrosse tournament, okay.
I have six kids in nine different sports
in 12 different cities.
These women should thank their lucky stars
that I'm here for 27 minutes.
No, this is not the gift bag from last year.
I totally bought it this year.
No, I didn't buy that gift.
You think I had time to shop for a gift?
I have a shelf in my house full of gifts that I do not want.
So I wrap them up, and I give them to other people.
- Tammy? Isn't this what you got from Patty last year?
- No, I don't think so.
It totally was. Ope, hang on.
Jason, do you have Daxter?
No, I have Susie and Nathan,
you have Daxter and Little Debbie.
One's at Sinfield, the other is at Countyfield,
they're at two different fields Jason!
- You guys, come in, come in, sit down.
I'm just so happy all of us friends can get together.
(slow cheerful music)
Hey guys, I was thinking.
What if we take away the steals this year?
I just don't want a repeat of 2018, or 19, or last year.
So last year, Olivia wrapped up Lady Gaga tickets
with backstage passes.
It got violent.
I mean, I went, but I just hate
to see your friend group brought down
by some concert tickets and backstage passes and limo rides.
Life is too short for all this drama.
Hey guys, so I just have a little something
for everybody this year,
that way no one goes home disappointed.
Yeah. You guys like jam right?
Scene. I purposely avoid white elephant parties.
There's either people who don't wanna steal,
or they like get really ambitious.
I like a steal.
The last white elephant party I went to,
the girl got
mad at me
for taking her gift.
So that was like, four years ago, and I have not gone again.
Like there was drama. So which one are you?
Tag some friends below. Bye.
Nobody's leaving sad this year.
You get a jam. You get a jam, right?
- Is this gonna take too long?
'Cause I gotta get back to Nathan's lacrosse tour,
oh sh-