- That's not gonna work.
(ball bounces)
It's probably gonna work.
(laughter)
('Symphony No. 9' by Beethoven)
- I'm Bree.
This is Andrew.
Do you wanna tell them how we know each other?
- No you got it.
- Okay thank you.
- We dated on and off for like three years.
We've been broken up for about two years.
- Yeah.
- We're just like awkward homies now.
- No, I'm not.
- Nope.
Okay you can go first, ladies first.
- Wow.
(ball bounces)
- I'm not chasing your ball.
(ball hits cup)
Ooh!
- Call your parents and tell them
you're pregnant and your ex is the mother/father.
- You have to do your mom!
You have to do your mom!
(chuckles)
His mom hates me.
(phone rings)
- [Mom] Hello?
- What's up mom?
- [Mom] What's up chicken little?
- I got Bree pregnant.
- [Mom] What?
How is that possible stupid?
- Yeah I know.
But, yeah, I'll talk to you later about it.
- [Mom] What are you talking about?
- Love you.
- [Mom] Huh?
- Love you, miss you.
- [Mom] No you don't call me and tell me
that shit and then hang up.
Where are you at?
- I'll call you back.
(laughter)
Oh God!
- You better put your phone on silent!
- I have to call her back ASAP.
(ball hits cup)
- Apologize to your opponent for the
worst thing you ever did to them.
I'm sorry I dated Jordan so close
after we broke up and kind of blasted it
all over social media.
That was a douchebag move.
He was one of our mutual friends
that we started hanging out with.
And then Andrew and I broke up and then
Jordan and I started dating like two, three weeks later.
- I was like the most angry person in the god damn world.
- How did you feel about the apology?
- It was a long waited.
- Was that good enough?
- Yeah it's fine, it's chill.
(ball hits cup)
- Put it in your mouth.
(laughter)
(ball hits cup)
- [Andrew] Yes.
- Cool!
Finally you make one.
Let your opponent cut off any one item of clothing.
Alright, do the thing!
(scissors snip)
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
(laughter)
(ball bounces)
(ball hits cup)
Let your opponent remove your pants with their teeth.
Alright.
I'm happy I put on pretty underwear.
This is gonna be really hard.
These are really tight.
Take a side.
Ow!
(laughter)
You bit me!
- Eh wouldn't be the first time.
- I'll help you.
- There you go.
- You're welcome.
(ball hits cup)
Ooh!
- Let your opponent crack three eggs onto your head.
Bust a nut.
(egg cracks)
Agh!
(egg cracks)
Oh my God.
- You look beautiful.
- Yeah.
So how do you like your eggs?
- Fertilized.
- I feel like Nickelodeon slime.
(ball hits cup)
- Call your family and tell them
you and your ex are getting back together.
Let's do it!
I'm calling my big brother because he knows
both Andrew and I the best and
will not hold back on any of his emotions.
(phone rings)
- [Brother] Hello?
- Hey so you know how I was doing that thing
with Andrew this morning?
Andrew and I talked afterwards
and after spending time together
I think we're gonna get back together.
- [Brother] Oh boy, okay.
- That's it, that's all you have to say is oh boy?
Why oh boy?
- [Brother] I mean, I'm not gonna make or break
the relationship right?
You guys are, so.
- No, I just wanted your honest opinion.
- [Brother] You need to be open to being wrong.
And he needs to grow up as well.
I'm happy for you.
I would choose him over your last guy
or any of the others you dated for sure.
- Hey I actually gotta run, I love you.
- [Brother] I love you too.
- Also I'm pregnant, k bye!
(chuckles)
(ball bounces)
Uh I hope me.
I kind of need it.
- I kind of want it.
I got some things I could buy.
- I want more tattoos.
- Hey! - Ooh, that's a drink one.
Good job.
No that's good for me.
I have my secret weapon.
You know how many times I've won at beer pong
just because when I get down to a couple cups
I bring the butt out?
- Take a body shot off of your opponent.
- Hell yeah.
(squeals)
(lips smooch)
- Ugh.
(ball hits cup)
Spread mustard all over your face like a mask
and wear it for the rest of the game.
That is not happening.
(ball hits cup)
- We've had this talk multiple times in the past.
- There would have to be a lot of growing
on both sides and a lot of forgiveness on both sides.
(ball hits cup)
You should know, you've been there.
Okay.
(ball hits cup)
- Oh!
- [Bree] Dammit.
- That's not gonna work.
It's probably gonna work.
(giggles)
- Oh he's winning for sure.
- For sure.
- For sure!
- You gotta believe in yourself.
Cuddle your opponent for one minute.
They choose big spoon or little spoon.
- I wanna be a little spoon, I'm cold.
- Are you sure 'cause I got like egg yolk.
- Oh yeah no, I'll be big spoon, I changed my mind.
- Jesus your hands are like ice!
- Yeah!
- Like yuck.
Yeah get the leg up.
There you go.
Ho, your hands are so cold.
- Do you like cuddling with me?
- Geeze what are you doing?
(mumbles)
- Ah!
You can't finger it!
- Alright I can't do that, I was about to.
- You can't finger it!
(ball bounces)
(ball hits cup)
Oh oh!
- Give me a gentleman's.
- What?
- Gentleman.
- I don't know what that means.
- Like a dick.
- Thank you.
I never really played beer pong by myself.
I'm the team handicapped.
(ball hits cup)
- Hey!
Describe to your ex in detail the first
sexual experience you had after you two broke up.
Hey!
- French kiss your ex.
Oh hell yeah we're doing that, come here.
- Yes.
- He don't care.
- That was a long fucking make out.
It's been a while.
- This is how people get started in porn I guess.
- Make the cup right here.
- I can't make that cup.
No I'm gonna stand over here too now.
- Ugh!
- Fuck.
Well, you win.
- Can I read this last dare?
Let your opponent tear off your shirt.
(fabric rips)
Oh that was a good tear!
- [Man] Yeah and just be right centered.
- Yeah!
(laughter)
- [Man] Oh oh!
- [Bree] Ooh!
We're good.
Yay!
- [Man] Dance dance.
- You're like a stripper but it's not the same.