Former President Donald Trump has allegedly spent years bragging
to his closest associates that he has some salacious dirt on Emmanuel Macron.
Now, we're learning about the boxes of classified documents that the FBI had
taken from Trump's Mar-a-Lago residents during that raid earlier this year.
Now on the FBI's list of documents seized from Trump's Mar-a-Lago
estate item one a is listed solely as info regarding president of France for Trump.
That has been a subject of intense and tawdry interest for years.
So specifically to people with knowledge of the matter,
told Rolling Stone that Trump had been bragging to his closest friends and
associates, both during and after his presidency.
That he knew the illicit details of Macron's intimate life.
Okay, his sex life and apparently Trump even claimed that he learned about
some of the dirt through intelligence that he had either seen or been briefed on.
So let's pause for one second.
Before I continue to give you more details on this.
I think we all knew whether it was consciously or
unconsciously that or subconsciously I should say that
the intelligence agencies in this country do opera research.
They dig up dirt on world leaders probably to use against them in the future.
But it's really creepy man.
Like I have no doubt that they have illicit details about Macron's sex life.
But understand why they do it's because they'll they'll use it against him if
it's ever useful for the US purposes right.
Now in his musings on Macron's alleged indiscretions,
Trump has light on Trump was light on details and specifics according
to the sources and as a notorious gossip peddler for decades.
It's difficult to know if any of what he says is grounded in reality.
It is often one of the sources said, hard to tell if he's BS or not, Jake.
>> Yeah, so there is actually an important part of the story.
But first, let's have fun.
So as soon as I saw the classified documents the list that Trump had taken to
Mar-a-Lago.
You guys might remember, I did a tiny prediction on the show saying,
well we must have dirt on Emmanuel Macron cuz he took a file on the French leader.
There's no reason to take a file on the French leader unless we got dirt on him.
And so that was in a sense the easiest prediction in the world, right?
And so it turns out of course Trump does have dirt on him and like an idiot.
As usual, he's going around bragging about it because yeah,
that's what you want to do.
Take classified information and tell your buddies at Mar-a-Lago.
Okay.
And secondly now we did get caught collecting damaging information on
Angela Merkel, the leader of Germany while Obama was president and
that apparently was a little bit embarrassing.
So Obama did a directive saying do not collect information
on the leaders of allied countries going forward.
Apparently, that didn't stick because here we are with Macron's information.
So let's just keep it real on that.
Now, the important part.
Guys.
>> No, hold on, I got a comment on the last thing you said.
It's not really about the last thing you said.
It's more about, I mean the dudes French, like I don't think you need to do
the apple research to know that he engages in indiscretions.
You know what I'm saying?
Isn't it part of French culture?
I don't know, am I being offensive?
>> No. >> But seriously, I'm serious.
>> No. Look, the French culture.
>> I mean it sounds fun.
>> Yeah, It sounds fun until you actually do it because.
>> I wouldn't want to be part of it.
But it sounds like.
>> Yeah.
Everybody's always like, the French are so cool.
They're always having affairs until somebody has an affair on you.
And then all of a sudden it's not so cool like that.
Yeah.
Now, but in terms of politics and in the real world, who cares?
But unfortunately, the reality is a lot of people care.
And that is why 90% of the dirt, you'll ever see on a politician is about sex.
And I'm telling you right now, I'm going to tell you something that maybe it's
controversial, but unless it's non consensual or involves kids, ignore it.
I don't care about the sex scandals.
>> 100%.
The only time it matters is if the individual engaged in the salacious
scandal is going around moralizing, going around trying to dictate
the personal lives of others, going around trying to ban same sex marriage,
ban transgender people from getting the gender affirming care they need.
If they're not massive hypocrites who go around moralizing,
I don't care about their indiscretions.
It's their business, not mine.
>> Yeah. And guys, but
I'll go a little bit further than that.
If they have released a sex scandal on someone,
it might be because the elite thought they were causing trouble.
And so that is like their go to move and look at it.
Our government has files on Macron in case we need it.
And one of the files on sex, it's always about sex.
Okay, so don't get distracted by that stuff.
Okay, now the important part, look,
this is why you don't take classified documents home.
I mean, he's using him for his own personal titillation
to brag to his bros on the golf course and then God else?
God knows what else he's using it for for personal gain.
That is why we don't allow presidents to take home top secret
information to their house and put it in a linen closet.
Okay.
And he did that because he just wanted to take advantage of all the different
documents.
This is the least consequential one.
The nuclear secrets of course, are the most consequential.
So, but you're never going to get through the republicans,
they're gonna say, our dictators should be allowed to break any law he likes.
And I love that he broke this law and that law.
Okay. It is what it is.
>> Now, while we both agree that whatever indiscretions might be detailed
in classified documents pertaining to Emmanuel Macron, we don't care.
But you know who does care.
Emmanuel Macron.
Apparently, there was a bit of a panic over in France.
So I want to talk a little bit about that.
So behind the scenes, both french and US Officials worked to figure out exactly
what Trump had on Macron and France's government is particularly worried.
So officials in both countries wanted to know if this discovery at Mar-a-Lago
was some kind of national security breach or if it was just a stolen keepsake
that Trump wanted in regard to Macron sex life, which is super creepy.
And in 2017 Macron and Trump by the way, did a joint press
conference where they shared a super awkward lengthy handshake.
They're not friends.
Okay.
I think Macron tried to keep things friendly.
Didn't stay friendly nonetheless.
Yeah.
>> Hold on, before we go to the handshake,
I wanna explain to people that the reason Macron did this is because Trump likes
to bully other leaders by having a longer handshake than them.
He wants them to stop the handshake before he does.
So Macron know this and was like nope, I'm not going to let go until you let go.
And it's part of the reason why Trump hates him to this day watch.
>> So here's the penis measuring contest.
>> Thank you very much.
That's fine.
>> Thank you.
Thank you.
I will wait for
the end of this press conference to have the press conference of the presidency.
I will leave the problem.
Thank you.
Good job.
>> That was fine.
It was actually not as bad as I remember it.
>> No, there's three different videos in one video.
Macron holds a handshake for 29 brutal seconds.
Okay, and in that video you saw Trump trying to let go.
He literally like went like this, you can rewatch the video and
Macron won't let her go watch, he's about to do it,
Trump's like ok enough awkward watch him, let it go.
Watch him let go.
It's about to happen.
There it is.
But Macron won't let it go, Trump's got to go back in.
>> Trump's like God, I wish Melania would do this.
>> Totally Macron, I'm not even joking.
I think Macron held Trump's hand longer during his four year
term than Melania did.
>> 100 percent.
So that's why he can't stand Macron and he's like, yeah,
I have a secret file out of who wants to see it, guys?
Who wants to see the top secret document the French leader and
this is who republicans look up to.