- Mm, looks like a witch's brew. - Oh, my gosh.
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If spending time on the internet has taught us one thing,
is that you can destroy anything if you try hard enough:
childhood nostalgia, self-esteem,
your parents' bank account, you name it.
And today, we're gonna see if we can figure out
what Mike and Alex have destroyed.
It's time for...
Okay, what have you got for us this time?
We've got this brown jar.
Oh, gosh, you've jarred it?
- Yes, we had to. - Why'd you have to make it grosser?
Open it up, Rhett,
because we need to investigate
in order to use our discerning powers of deduction.
You guys did pretty well last time.
It opens easily.
It looks to me like Coca-Cola.
It doesn't smell...
- Link: Ooh. - Rhett: Ugh, gol-ly.
It smells horrible.
But not in a rotted sort of way. but in a chemically way.
Oh, yeah, that's alcohol.
I don't remember that.
Now, there's a number on this.
That's a-- there's a big black part.
Then there's an orange part with a number.
Could you let go of it so I can...
Ooh, look at that. It's a hexagon.
We have an actual...
Is that a piece of, like, a soccer ball?
- Hexagon. - Yep, it sure is.
- You can't say anything. - Oh, sorry. Sorry.
That's another part of a hexagon.
Can you see it? Do I have it all out?
Nope, there's more.
Alex: I quite like the smell.
You think it was some kind of toy ball?
And this thing right here, it-- that's...
- Flesh? - Burned. Burned.
That's not part of it.
- It is part of it. - Oh, okay.
- It dripped on me. - Oh.
So you burned something.
- It was a... - It is fabric.
But this is like a toy--
It's almost like an insole or something.
I think it's what's left-- it has cushiony parts
and clothy parts.
- I think it's some sort of-- - Like a shoe.
...some sort of a chair.
Okay, it's either a shoe or a chair.
We've really narrowed it down.
I mean, this is a lot of cushion stuff for a shoe.
That's a small chair.
It's a big shoe.
Uh, yeah, exactly.
- I'll tell you-- - Just show us what you did.
Rhett's saying it's a shoe.
I'm saying it's a chair of some sort.
Don't know what you did.
- Or a ball. - Shoe-chair.
- Nikes, ever heard of them? - I have.
Rhett and Link love to wear 'em,
but they don't tie their shoes.
- Have you noticed that? - I did notice that.
- What's that about? - They just leave them untied.
This here's a fire pit.
But it's not safe for us to walk through it.
We're gonna use another foot to walk through it.
I'm gonna get that right how.
Gonna put this through.
Okay, that's actually pretty--
Yeah, it's good. I think it's on there.
Now we're just gonna take a quick walk.
Real bad person before. A quick walk.
- Now everything's better, Mike. - Awesome.
Unfortunately, this did absolutely nothing.
I'm gonna bury it now.
Now, we've done some mean things to shoes before.
It's ready. It's really going.
Whoa! It caught on fire again!
I think it's pretty good, but I can still tell what it is.
It's a deli meat slicer.
Stick that in there.
- Which, right here? - Sure.
Gonna slice that.
- That's actually-- - That's pretty good.
- ( slicer squealing ) - That's a good sound.
- There you go. - This is a nice slice.
It's just smaller. Got your pressure cooker?
Set it in there. Let me get the rest of the pieces.
I'm going to use the "meat" setting.
It has been a significant amount of time.
Gonna pop this open.
- Mm, looks like a witch's brew. - Oh, my gosh.
- Once again, this-- - Absolutely nothing happened.
I've been carrying this around with me for a while now.
So this is paint thinner.
Watch yourself 'cause I am going to spill this.
- Jeez. - If it can thin paint,
it can probably thin my skin, so...
- Now what do we do? We wait? Again? - Yeah.
I say we just leave it here over the weekend.
It's been 80 days, so I think it's ready.
- Oh, wow. - Looks like a carrot with chew spit in there.
- All right. - Ooh.
Looks like organs.
I don't think there's any chance
Rhett and Link guess what this is.
Not a chance.
Or is there?
Well, it's not a chair.
Dang, you were right!
- Yeah, man. - All right, so it was a shoe.
I would've gotten that it was a shoe except--
If you'd listened to me.
No, you pressure cooked it,
so it looks more like a chair to me.
But the question is, what are you gonna do with it now?
- Drink it. - Because it's yours to have.
- You always give this stuff back-- - We can sit on it.
- Sit on it? - Yeah, we can sit on it.
Yeah, like a chair.
Make that into a chair and...
Quite like the smell.
What did you do with the other shoe?
Don't smell it for too long. Thanks, guys.
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