-SMG4's Legit Intro- (Captions by Yorick!)
Also help with Captions by Lin
Welcome to the kingdom of Princess Bowser!
-Kemek Toads cheering-
-Princess Bowser Laughing-
-clapping-
Peach Mario: Hooray! Oh, sweet!
Toad Luigi: Nununuu! Whaahaahaa!
-Princess Bowser Roaring-
KA BOOOM!
Mario Bowser: Whahoo! Yeeahh!
Mario Bowser: Bring me that ass!
Princess Bowser: AHH!
-Rekt-
Mario Bowser: Whoohoo! I got it, B!TCH!
Peach Mario: Noooooo! Ahhhhhhh!
Mario Bowser: Luigi, GO!
Luigi Kemek: Oohohaha! Imma Lui-
-Rekt- Luigi Kemek: Ahahaooww!
Mario Bowser: Haha! I got it!
Luigi Kemek: That's a huge b!tch!
Peach Mario: Oh! Ahhahhh! Whaaahahaaa!
-Toad-Luigi Gibberish-
Princess Bowser: HEY!
Mario Bowser: BYE! BITCH!
Luigi Kemek: Luigi! Luigi! Oh yeah!
-Peach Mario Gibberish-
Toad Luigi: DAMMIT!
Bob SMG4: WHaT iS wItH aLl ThE nOiSe? i Am TrYiNg To MaKe SuPeR sPiCy ViDeOs!
-Kemek Toads Screaming-
Bob SMG4: Oh No DiD pRiNcEsS bOwSeR gEt StOlEn AgAiN? Oh WeLl, He WaS uGlY aNyWaYs.
Bob SMG4: LoLoLoLoLoLoOlOlOl, I cAn'T wAiT tO mAkE sOmE mOrE vIdEoS!
Bob SMG4: YOLOOO *SMASH*
Bob SMG4: Oh BoY, tHiS vIdEo Is So SpIcY, hUhUhUhU!
In the video: Bob: WhAt A bEaUtIfUl DaY i WiLl GeT sOmE foOd!
In the video: Bill: Hello Bob, I'm Bill, what would you like to order?
In the video: Bob: HeLlO tHeRe BiLl, i WoUlD lIkE sOmE sPiCy MeMeS
In the video: Bill: But Bob that isn't my food
In the video: U wOt M8? I wIlL fA-
Bob SMG4: WoW, tHaT vIdEo WaS aMaZiNg WhAt DiD yOu GuYs ThInK?
SMG4 Bob: Notice me senpai! Notice Mee!
Bob SMG4: Dafuq?
Bob SMG4: OOOOHHHH SH*T
SMG4 Bob: Oh my god! Bob, can I be in your video plz? plz plz plz?
Bob SMG4: SHUT THE F*CK UP! NO!
SMG4 Bob: Plz! Pleehehehehehee...
-Door Slam-
Kamek Toad: God Damn It! You got Paint in the God Damn House!!
Kemek Toad: Now clean it up!
Bob SMG4 and SMG4 Bob: Oohh Kaayy...
-Super Mario Bros. Theme plays-
Fishy Boopkins Yoshi: Eeh! Eeeeh! Oh my god... Eh! Oh meh...
Fishy Boopkins Yoshi: Ow my hi- Oh! What is my life?
-Toad Luigi Gibberish-
Fishy Boopkins Yoshi: One secon- oh! Errrngh! -Faints-
This is yoshi aboose demonetizing video
Peach Mario: Uh...excuse me, but hurry up!
Peach Mario: Okay! Not bad! Yes!
Toad Luigi: Oh Heeeeeelll Naw!
Toad Luigi: Here you go! Yeah! Yay!
-Ding-
Toad Luigi: Yeah! Let's Go!
Peach Mario: NO! Yes! Okay! Hohoooo!
Peach Mario: You just gotta BELIVEEE!!!!!
Toad Luigi: F*ck that
Toad Luigi: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Toad Luigi: -Inaudible-
-Stomp-
Donky Kong Koopa Troopa: De da da Da de da d-
-Stomp-
Toadsworth Piranha Plant: Eh Wakawakawaka-
-Rekt-
Peach Mario: Wheeheee! Toad Luigi: NOOOO!
Meanwhile at Lord Merio's castle
Princess Bowser: Naaaaaawwww!
Mario Bowser: Hey! You need to shut up!
*bowser gibberish*
Mario Bowser: C'mon! Oh, you so good-a! Let's go!
Mario Bowser: Luigi! -Italian Gibberish-
Luigi Kemek: Okay-Dokey! Ohohahaha!
-Mario Bowser's Troops Dance-
Mario Bowser: Whoa! Yippee! Haha!
Princess Bowser: WHAAAAAHAHAHAH-
Peach Mario: Hey! Let's go!
*Toad notices a dark force*
-Toadette Chain Chomp Gibberish-
Toad Luigi: Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Toad Luigi: It's up time! Let's do thi-
Peach Mario: Ahhh! Yay!
Peach Mario: You just gotta BELIVEEE!!!!!
Peach Mario: Oh yeah! Hi!
Toadette Chain Chomp: RRAAWWRR!!!
-ded-
Toad Luigi: Oh! Yeah Yee-hee!
Waluigi launchers: WAH! WAH! WAH!
Toad Luigi: Whowhowho... -Waluigi Launchers WAAing-
Toadette Chain Chomp: AAAAAAHHHH!
Toad Luigi: Mmm I'm the Best, Mmm I'm the Best, Mmm-
-Peach Mario and Toad Luigi's Adventure Montage-
now that is a sexeh statue
Toad Luigi: HA! GAAAY!
Peach Mario: Oh well look at that!
Peach Mario: Peachy! Uh-huh!
Peach Mario: Sweet! -giggle-
Mario Bowser: HAHAHAHAHAHA AAAHAHA
Luigi Kemek: AAAAAAHAHOWEH OOOHOHO
Toad Luigi: bitch pls
-Trigger-
*!* Toad Luigi: It's a trap!
NOW YOU F**K'D UP!
Giant Mario Statue: Surprise MotherF*cker!
Wario Petey Piranha: Imma Wario! Yeeaaah!
Peach Mario: YAAAY
Giant Mario Statue: MAMA F*CKER
Giant Mario Statue: -Gibberish- GO!
Yoshi Boo: SHTAP WRIGHT DERE!
YOshi Boo: LULULULULULLU
Egad Lakitu: Ohohoh! Click click click my ballz! Ehahaha! Yeah!
Yoshi Boo: Gonna kill you and I'll-
Teletubbie Goomba: FOR THE MOOTHERLANDSS!!
Donkey Kong Koopa Troopa: I like turtles!
-Mario Bowser's Troops being useless-
Toad Luigi: Let's get the f*ck outta here right now...
-Luigi Kemek crying-
Mario Bowser: Oh boy! Thats-a makes me so happy!
Princess Bowser: -AAAAAAWWWWWW...
Mario Bowser: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Princess Bowser: -AAAAAWWWW...
Toad Luigi: HAHA! Arrrrgh...
Princess Bowser: RAAAAWR HEERRRHERRR
Toad Luigi: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Toad Luigi: SHUT UP! OH MY GOD! l DON'T CARE!
Princess Bowser: Naawwwwwww...
Mario Bowser: Hey Hey Hey! Two kids goin' die tonight!
Mario Bowser: Luigi! F*CK 'EM UP!
Luigi Kemek: Okey Dokey!
Luigi Kemek: GET OVER HEEEERREEE
-Record Scratch-
Luigi Kemek: SHIIIIIII...
Mario Bowser: Luigi! Nooooooooo!
-Mario Bowser Crying-
Mario Bowser: Imma gonna F*ck you!
Mario Bowser: Here we go~!
Toad Luigi: Yea- OW!
Mario Bowser: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
-Slap-
-Rekt-
SFX: You are Dead!
-'Ta-da!' SFX-
Princess Bowser: You saved me!
Peach Mario: Oh yay for me!
-Bowser Narrates both Peach Mario and Princess Bowser kissing-
(Captionist Yorick: That was a good story! Except the last part...)
Bowser Jr.: Naw! YIAOO! YIAAAAAURIA!
Captionists Lin : This poor child
Bowser: YIAA! RUHURHURHURHUR
Bowser: YIAAAAAAAAA! RUHURHURHURHUR-
-Rekt-
(Captions by Yorick. Hope you enjoyed SMG4's video!) Also help from Lin! Don't forgot to subscribe to SMG4!