oh
last time you might have saw me fail with the stairs because physics
fuck physics I have to go for the stairs
Yeah
[Kaneki?] but this time I have overcome
Physics, and I will show you how you can do it yourself
it's extremely easy you just have to you have to think about Kaneki-kun
Yes, and you will over do anything with power of Kaneki's love AMORE!!
I wonder if Kaneki would be impressed if I managed to get up to the top of that oh
KANEKIIIII KUNNNNNN!
Ah That was so fun, I nearly made it
You lost your bra. Have you seen the size of your breasts?
How do you lose that thing it's a fucking parachute you are you a fucking ventriloquist remove your mouth woman
Why are you asking me to find your bra? What the fuck is wrong with people here?
Ha ha you may notice something different about Senpai
Well, I wanted to play a little hard to get with Kaneki-kun
so I changed the senpai I was hunting after and as you can see he's
Rather attractive?
if you like that sort of thing
Who am I kidding? He looks ugly! Oh your uniform doesn't fit?
Maybe it's those huge breasts of yours LOOK AT THOSE THINGS!
You probably killed someone with those!! I hope to God those are not real. Otherwise that would absolutely wreck your back
anyone's face you came here ah
Yes, pose for me like that. Yes. Yes more more. Yes, [ah]
Yes, keep posing. Yes mmM. Yes lovely oh
Mmm-hmm hey, Kyoya [oh] oh hey. Tell me. What's up. How are you doing?
Not too good. [oh], what's up Matt buddy
Everyone just expects me to sing a song when I come in like I'm some sort of monkey
It's hard enough to be in the host club with all those needy women
I mean, we're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I
I-I-I do a full commitment's what I'm thinking of you just you wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling, I want to make you understand
Okay, Tamaki. I'm ready. Tell me
Never Gonna, give you up never Gonna let you down never Gonna run around and desert you
Never Gonna make you cry never go to sayyyyyy gooodbye never Gonna tell a lie and hurt you
[haha], hello and welcome back to the host club today's theme is doctors
behind me
I have a patient as you can clearly see they have green hair.
Ah Tamaki could you tell us more about the condition um yes, it is called Hair AIDS
Okay, hair AIDS okay and how do we fix said hair AIDS?
With of course the vaccine okay um would you like to go ahead and administer the vaccine of course okay.
Fantastic an-and as you can see they are
Unconscious, and most likely curative there are hair aids as [tamaki] likes to say come back next time and see what other illnesses
We treat with our Magic syringe
Okay, that's a wrap. That's a wrap. Take a streak
Let's do another take quickly quickly clean clean up the [blood] get the body out of here sometimes the patient's run away
But don't be don't be discouraged. It's easy enough to clean them up
Just quickly chase them down and hunt them like the wild animal. They are where do they go?
Cuz as you may be able to tell people do not like to take their syringes
[it's] sad, but they need to learn [that] sometimes you just need to take you like a real woman
sometimes the syringe can be a little painful as you can see this person kind of fainted from the
But do not be afraid.. that that was just their anxiety as you could see they were scared
They were running away
But that's just what happens when you break of us you break a neck exactly break a vase. We break a face. Hell
yes, Tamaki, and
take two
Hello. We are back once again to take care of [another] patient would you please tell us?
What is wrong with this patient Kyoya um yes? Hello, that's quite easy for me doctor Kyoya it appears this patient has a case of
Super Ebola and m uneven breasts so easily we can sort that out with our easy here
easy-to-use syringe, it's called the host club Penetrator if you just go next to your patient and just penetrate the syringe inside of them
Sometimes there will be some blood, but that's expected
I should [just] mop that up
Allow the allow the patient to [our] reside in some trash cans for a while and don't don't forget about them
I once did it was kind of awkward and
They will be good as new they're super [aids] and uneven breasts will be fixed
I promise you to make you fucking time
I could you get rid of the body get rid of the body now look I can't mean to kill him I slipped in a
20-pound time and Tonic [to] [party] right
It's easy, we just grab them up. Yeah
We just disappeared you further body, and we jump we jump off the edge on possibly we jump off the roof okay?
It's not [gummy]. Yes, take
79
High down ah welcome back to the host club
I'm cure
I am Tamaki
And today's theme is
doctors ah
Okay, and we have tamaki here to explain how to cure this person's
depression I hope uh Ghana Syphilis Poblana depression
Gonorrhea with all easy to use syringe show show them how it's done Tom [alright]
so when you administer the syringe you have to scream like you're going super Saiyan, [Tamaki] ah ah
Now as you see they have diarrhea blood
Our hair looks like [we] your hair will certainly look like McDonald's French fries, and they will twerk like Miley cyrus
This is completely normal. Just make sure that [they're] twerking hard
They won't have a pulse, but reassure them [that] twerking is the only way to stay alive
[and]
Try not to take your own life in the process is that is that a good enough?
Take can we call it a day now. I'm horrible. How many people are we gonna kill yo? Yeah? Yo? I love you man?
I'm never gonna. Give you up never Gonna let you down. We'll turn around and desert you
What gender is your ideal lover?
male or female
my God
I can't wait until they get the tumbler expansionpak of genders then my lover can finally be thomas the tank all
Humans are not created equal, and I only have five points to spend I
am well and truly fucked [ah]
Fuck it. Why not?
Never Gonna, give you up never Gonna let you down never gonna turn around or desert you
[I] do it for the love [of] the love yes, I do [so] you don't care about the money well
Yeah, it's true
And I'm so blessed to be fulfilling my destiny all material things could be left to me only thing
I ever could meet is a ribisi with [the] show matt speaking is the [mic] [check]
Welcome back to the host club with me Kyoya and of course tamaki today's theme of the host club shut the fuck up, Tamaki