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Luke: Hello everybody!!
Kevin: We are 5 days left until Meta Runner, our animated YouTube web series is finally dropping right here on the SMG4 channel!!
Luke: I'm so excited.
Kevin: We have been working on this for longest time [sic] and we can't wait to show you, guys!!
If you haven't yet go check out the intro that we just released the opening to season 1 of Meta Runner over here
Luke: Down below.
Kevin: Down below, somewhere.
Luke: Also the limited edition Meta Runner X SMG4 merch t-shirt and poster, put it up.
We are selling, are almost sold out so go check it out
Now before they're gone forever.
Kevin: The posters are signed by us, you can check them out at Shop.SMG4.com [Chuckles]
Luke: So excited!!!
Kevin: Yeah with the hype train is truly, truly here
And we just- [Stutters] We just hope you guys enjoyed.
Luke: And have fun for you, everybody
Kevin: And we'll see you guys on the other side!
[Luke yells in excitement]
SSEOITAB announcer: Super Smash each other in the ass brothers!!
Mario: Hahahahahaahahaa!
Tari: I don't think so.
Yoshi on the game: Bring me that ass
(KA BOOM)
Mario: Hmmrr..
Mario on the TV: GORH!
[Gunshot]
["Roblox Oof" sound effect echoes]
SSIEOITAB battle concluder: Game over, yeaahh!!
Mario: Oh, c'mon!!
Mario: Ohh mama mia...!
Tari: That was easy!!
Mario: Hmmm...
Tari: Huh!?
Mario: Oh no!
Mario: Touch!
Tari: Mario. Stop!! No!!
Mario: "It'sa" Mario time!!
["Touch" voice line repeats continiously]
Mario: Hahahaha
Tari: Leave me alone!! Mario: Hahahaha
[Windows startup sound]
Mario: Oooooo...
[Phone dialing sounds]
[Electrical crackling] Tari: AHH!
Tari: Ah?
Toad: My name's Toad!!--
Tari: Stop!! No!! Argh!!
Mario: Ooooooh.
Mario: Touch
[Decomposed phone call sounds]
Tari: Hmmm. Huuuh.
[Glass breaks]
[Inhales]
Mario: Ahahahaah goah!
Tari: Huh!? What the--
Mario: Ooo
Mario: Mama mia.
Tari: Hmmm...
Tari: I don't know. Ehhhh. What the--
Tari: Oh no!! Mario! Help!!
Mario: Cooool.
Tari: Nooo!! No, no, no!!
Mario: No problem!
Mario: Heh, it's alright!
Tari: Say what?
Mario: Here I go!
[Mariotale - If Mario was in...Undertale. (2016)]
[Grand Theft Mario - If Mario was in...GTA V (2015)]
[If Mario was in... Cuphead (2017)]
[SMG4: If Mario was in... Baldi's Basics (2018)]
Mario: I'm the winner! Super Mario Winner! Haha!
Tari: Hmmm... Nice!! Okie dokie!!
Tari: Mario...
Tari: Let's do this!!
Mario: I have no idea!!
Mario: Whoa!! Hey, who's that behind you?
???: Penis
Tari: Uhhh...Mario?
Mario: Whoa!! Hey, paisanos!!
[Corrupted version of Mario's "Here we go" voice line, intense music plays]
Tari: [Horrified screaming]
[Corrupted version of Mario's "Mama mía" voice line]
Tari: [Horrified screaming]
Tari: RUN BITCH!!
Mario: AHH!
Mario: Mama mía! Awawawawwaww!
Mango: Ohhh!
[TF2 Heavy nom]
[Bone cracks]
Tari: Ahh!
Tari: Mario? Help!!
Mario: Hmm... Okie dokie! Hey stinky!
Mario: Hohoo, hello!! Sexy!!
Mario: Hohoho.
[Gibberish]
Mango: OHHHH MY GOD!! OHH!! OH!!!
[Crashing]
Tari: What just happened??
Mario: It's hard for you, but easy for me. Yippee!!
Tari: [Muffled] Ummm... Hmmm.
Mario: Mmmmm...
Tari: Uhh. I don't... know
[Rumbling]
Mario: Whoa!!!
Tari: Huh!?
Mario: Mama mía.
[Crashing of objects]
?: Okie dokie!
Mario: Hohoho! I got it! "It'sa" "Smash that ass" time!
[Mario screams]
[SSBU knockout sound]
[Looege panics]
I can smell good.
[TF2 heavy nom]
Tari: Ahnn... (laugh)! Luigi!
Mario: Ehh it's probably nothing! Hahaa! Let's a go!
Tari: Ahnn?
Mario: Hmm...
Tari: Ah mmm...
Mario: Hellooo? I'm gonna (beep) you!
Tari: Watch out!
?: Yeah Bitch!
Todd: BOI! What's gonna beat?!
Mario: BAH hahahaha!
Mario: Little toadies! That's so shit!
Todd: AHHHH!!!
Mario: Sweet merciful crap!
Todd: We don't let that f**kers take this land!
Mario: Mama mia!
Todd: Woh!
Todds: I love you, Mario! Mario: Ahahahahahaahhahhh
Tari: Ahhhh!!
Mario: Noooooo!!!
Tari: Wait!
Filthy Frank: This thing needs to stop NOW!
Tari: Mario! Get that mofo!
Mario: Okie Dokie!
Mario: YOLOOO!!!!
Todd: AH!
Announcer: NICE STRIKE!
Tari: YAY! WOOHOO!!!
Mario: OH YEAH!
Mario: Let'sa go! Tari: Let's do it!
Mario: Hmmm...
Mario: Hm?
Tari: Watch out!
?: GET OVER HERE!
Mario: Mama mia!
?: Give me your tits!
Bingus: Get red lol!
Mario: YOU SON OF THE BITCH!
Tari: Oh no! You are too slow!
Bingus: Shet you, dingus!
[Playstation 2 startup sound]
Mario: Ahahahaahaa! Tari: Ahh!!
Mario: Mama Mia!
Mario: I got it! Here we go!!
Tari: Mario? Whaa?? What the?
Bingus: Two kids gonna die tonight!
Cyborg arm: Bob, is that you?
Bingus: Mother?
Cyborg arm: It's been 80 years, Bob
Bingus: Mom, I'm sorry!
Cyborg arm: Have you cleaned your room yet?
Bingus: Shit!
Bingus: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE AHHH!!!
Mario: Ooo! Tari: Ahh!
Mario: Hmm!
?: Ohowohoo!! Mario!
?: YOU MUST DIE!
Tari: Shitttt!!!
?: Hooohahahaaa!
Cringe: Hooohahahaaa!
Tari: Mario! Let's do this!
Mario: Lalaala hmmhmhmmm!
Mario: La la la lala Tari: Mario! Nooo!
Mario: Okie dokie! Hahaa!
Kek: Kill him!
Cringe: YAHH!!!
Mario: Hmmmrrr! Let's go!
Cringe: Nope!
Mario: WAHHHHH!
Tari: Oh no!
Cringe: And this is the part that you die!
Cringe: (singing Elmo's World) Mario: Ahahahahaahaa!
Tari: Argh!
Tari: Nooo!!!
Tari: Come on! Argh! Yah!
Tari: Ahh!
Tari: Ahnn mmm...
Filthy Frank: This is "this"
Tari: Hehehee!
Tari: Ahhh!!!
Kek: OHH MY ASS!
Kek: yee!
Cringe: Wahhahahh!
Tari: Oh no!
Tari: Arr hm ah hmm
Cringe: Princess!!!
Kek: Ahh... the pain... it's unbearable!
Cringe: Ahhh! Ahnnn!!!
Kek: I have cancer!
Cringe: YAHHH!! ROAH!!!
Tari: Woohoo!!! Mario!!
Mario: Mama miaa ooo!
Mario: Hm?
Mario: WOAH!
Mario: Mom?
Mario: Mom, is that you?
Mario: Woah! Hey Angel! You dat sexy!
Tari: Mario! Watch out!
Mango: You lied to me!
Mario: Oooho oooho mama mia!
Mango: REEEE!!!
Tari: Wait! Ahhh! Help!
Mario: Hm? Tari: Ah?
Tari: Oohhh... ahnn mmm... Keep going!
Mario: I won!
Mario: Mama mia!
Mario: Oof!
Mario: Ooooo!
Mario: Ooof ooof ooof
Tari: Excuse me! (laugh)
Mario: Okie dokie!
SSEOITAB announcer: Super Smash each other...
Tari: YAY! Take that! Mario: Yay hahahaaa!
Tari: Hey! You are too slow! Mario: Hmm! Mama f****r!