Doctor: Mr. Stark,
Iron Man: You must be the stripper.
Iron Man: What will this..
Iron Man: get me?
Doctor: I'm not the stripper.
Doctor: I'm Doctor Matthews.
Iron Man: I get it.
Iron Man: Role Playing.
Doctor: (Condescendingly) Mr. Stark..
Iron Man: Call me Iron Man. Doctor: We're here to talk about your drinking problem.
Doctor: Why don't you have a seat?
Iron Man: This has got to be a joke!
Hulk: SIT DOWNNNNNN Iron Man: Not happening.
Why don't you start Hulk?
Dear Tony, How you doin? Me doin okay.
This letter was very hard to write because Hulk
have trouble
finding huge pen. Anyway, when Hulk see you drink,
it make Hulk sad.
You used to be funny drunk, like time you prank called Spider Man and ask him if he shoot
web out of dong. HAHAHAHA
Spider Man is stupid. What a gas.
But you get so drunk you pee pee inside Iron Man suit.
You make Peppered Pots clean it up, that not nice!
Mr Tony make Hulk SAAAD.
Uhh, Captain America, do you want to go next?
Sure thing, fire crotch.
Apple sauce! Listen here Iron Man,
We haven't been chumps very long but,
I will say this:
If a man wants to drink... Captain America how are we supposed to have an impact
if we're consuming alcohol at his intervention?
AND YOU TOO, THOR!
Mead isn't alcohol, it's hops and grain.
(whispers under breath) and alcohol
Iron Man: A+Intervention so far, Doc. PUT AWAY THE ALCOHOL DURING THE
GOD-DAMNED INTERVENTION. Okay, I'll put it away.
*Thor finishes alcohol and throws it away* Captain America:*laughs* I believe we need an intervention for the iron lady but not for his
addictions
rather his womanly behavior for a man is not a man who cannot hold his drink
in my day we used to drink continuously throughout the workday so as to suppress
any and all emotions.
Thor: Emotions are for women, and gay children. I can't believe how uncaring you two are about
about your friend's condition.
She's right. As friends of Iron Man, we must show him the way.
T: To drink properly! CA: Great idea, Space Tarzan!
H: Smash this!
intervention not just for mister Tony but for all of you
Hulk so tired of watching friends get face shit every night.
IM: Wait, if this is an intervention where's everybody else? no one else give crap
just Hulk. Lady:Tell them how you feel Hulk.
H: Hulk disgusted by friend's behavior
have to listen to Captain America throw up each morning
Thor drink till' cry every night. T: What? no, you heard
the sound of laughter of women enjoying Thor in Thor's room. Wasn't crying.
one day hulk saw Mister Tony Stark give himself vodka
tampon in butt
That's disgusting!
Don't act like you guys have never tried it
No the back entrance is NOT open for delivery.
Does that not burn one's rectum?
No.
I thought it would actually, it's quite pleasant
H: ENOUGH.YOU NO SMASH ADDICTION, YOU SMASH FRIENDSHIP WITH HULK.
How does that make the three of you feel?
Gee Whiz! I didn't realize you felt so strongly about this, big fella!
Why, if I could lick the crouts, the Japs, and Space Martians
Why surely I could put the kind bash on the giggle juice
Lady: HEY, can you not!? CA: So long, sweet elixir!
and if I can destroy the ice assholes of Asgard,
surely I can destroy my appetite for mead
What about you Iron Man, can you commit yourself to sobriety without breaking something?
I will smash my addiction. H: You shake smash? IM: Sure did big guy.
H: Pinky promise Hulk? IM: Okay. CA: Come on fellas,
CA: Let's give up the hooch for the Hulk! H: No, No, do for self.
Lady: Do for self!
Sobriety party at Dave and Busters!
Huzzah!
*Lady drinks* Fuckin' superheroes.
Hello?
Dr. Matthews, have you given any more thoughts to my proposition?
AHAHAHAH EVIL LAUGH