Ahhhh water, were trying to drink more water so that when people tell us we don't feel good because we don't
drink enough water we can say "fuck you we drink water."
Yeah! Its not dehydration, its just miserie.
Problem is that this is tap water.
What is the water that has Fluoride? It that good for you?
Fluoride is good for you
What was the water that was from Erin Brockovich? It that good for you?
Don't, just because you have blonde hair doesn't mean you have to act dumb
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This week we have an international question from a considerate fan.
Considerate?
Yes
Why?
Because this person's name is something hard to pronounce and they must have known I that have difficulties with that
So they provided a nickname, so thank you D from Guam
D wants to know...What does eye contact mean?
Ummm... in what situation?
What are you feeling right now?
Terror
Eye contact means terror
So this is an interesting thing
It is almost never an interesting thing.
Here is more of a thing
Great, now I am ready to hear it
When I am listening to someone, I am looking in their eyes. I think it makes people uncomfortable
It does
But also that is the polite thing to do so I am going to do it anyway. I like eye contact
Yeah I know, you make it a lot
Have you noticed that about me?
Yes
No for real?
Yes
I make eye contact more than a normal person?
I think so. What is the opposite of like nerves?
Your like, Your like
Death Stare, That's how you know I am interested or faking interest
I think eye contact means that you are confident, it's a sign of confidence
When you say look me in the eye, know I am telling you the truth then in movies and people are like they are telling the truth
I think in those moments you know, that a fucking liar.
Oh yeah, definitely, for sure
Have you ever made eye contact with someone across the room and they thought you were interested in them but really you were just staring?
and they thought you were interested in them but really you were just staring?
Yes and it's the worst, and sometimes I'm like "Oh my god I keep on making eye contact with this person that's so uncomfortable."
But its just looking at me the whole time, so whenever I go like this of course I am going to make eye contact
But know they think they are returning their eye contact and your interested
I read a rule once that if someone makes eye contact with you twice then you can talk to them
No because I always, like, what if I am looking
It's not a good rule, it should be 4 times
I find it so rude that people don't look me in the eye when I am talking
Look at me, look at me....Don't you feel more connected?
I feel uncomfortable
Oh you spit on my face
Yup and that is the risk you run
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Double fists, Double fists
I hope someone makes that a meme
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