- Man they have been making some good soup
here in movies lately.
How do you feel about Tom Holland in "Spider-Man"?
- I've actually never seen any "Spider-Man" movies.
- Well the new ones are great.
Tom Holland is so fun.
I can't wait to see what he does next.
- I'm not even familiar with the characters
or the basic plot.
- I thought he was amazing
in "Avengers: Infinity War" and "Endgame."
- The Avengers?
I don't know anything about them.
- I thought he really held his own
so great against all those heavy hitters.
- Captain America (laughs).
- Nobody said that.
- It's like when people talk about him
I'm just like who even is that, you know?
I wouldn't know because I've never seen anything with him.
- Yeah Katie we know you're not familiar
with the Avengers or "Spider-Man".
You love to talk about it.
- I don't think I've ever talked about this before actually.
- Yeah you do. - Well you talk about that
You definitely do and it's not impressive.
A lot of people don't watch these movies.
It doesn't matter.
- The thing about it is that if everyone likes something,
that means that it is both dumb and bad.
- No that's absolutely not true.
- No, no, and no.
- And thus I have better taste and am more of an intellect
because I have chosen to not participate
in extremely popular cultural phenomena.
- No, it just makes you annoying to talk to
'cause you're so proud of not knowing things.
- For instance, if someone references Game of Thrones,
I literally have to go to a computer and look up
what they're talking about.
- We know, it's because you've--
- Never seen any of it.
It's true, I am completely ignorant.
I can't even talk during conversations about it.
- You're talking right now.
You're talking right now.
- You're talking about it.
- You've been interrupting us this whole time.
- You brought it up.
- And by the way, that show already ended.
- Oh my god I had no idea, did it really?
I'm so sorry Lily, did you say Harry Potter?
- No.
- You did. - I didn't cut her off.
You cut her off, and you said Harry Potter.
- You said Harry Potter.
- You were trying to talk about Harry Potter.
- I actually don't even want to talk about it.
- Here's what I think of Potis.
A kid with glasses has to fight
some snake lookin' dude using magic?
- Really?
That's all you know about Harry Potter.
You've never heard of the sorting hat.
- Nope.
- Dumbledore, Hermione?
- (blows air) Freaking wish.
- What about the four houses?
- Do you mean like shelters or places of residence,
because yes I've heard of houses Ron Dale.
I'm not an idiot.
- Oh come on.
- Yeah I may not know pop culture
but I certainly know what a house is.
- Come on, everybody knows about Harry Potter.
It's constantly referenced.
- You would have had to not gone outside your house
for the last two decades to not know anything.
- I'm sorry I guess I don't.
I guess I'm a big disappointment,
because I don't know a damn thing.
- All right, you know what?
Let's just talk about something else.
- Great.
- I would love to.
- Oh, did you guys see the game on Sunday?
- What game are we talking about?
Sports ball something?
I don't know the first thing about sports.
Is football the one that takes place in swimming pools?
- What are you even getting out of this?
- I don't know what you mean.
- Why are you so damn proud of your ignorance?
- I'm not!
- Oh really? Shut up!
Just shut up!
(everyone yelling)
- Get the hell off me before I kick you!
You wanna know why I'm like this?
- Yeah.
- I refuse to participate in your low brow nonsense
until the two of you participate in the thing that I like.
- And what the hell is that?
(upbeat string music)
- Dash Robertson Visits the White House,
trilogy written by Meredith Sharks.
There, are you happy now?
- What even is that?
- You've never heard of this?
- No, no one is!
- These are the finest books I have ever come across.
Each one is over a thousand pages long.
You definitely need to be looking up
every other word in the dictionary.
It's very hard to understand.
You guys get into these bad boys,
and then we'll talk about what you like.
- Holy crap, Dash just snuck into the West Wing's
private bathroom for the president.
- (shushes) No spoilers!