hey guys so i know i don't ever say this
because i don't like to brag or anything
but i'm probably the most romantic
person i've ever met in the entire world
ever if anything i always say in my
videos that i'm actually the opposite
that i'm not romantic but i really am
i'm i'm a womanizer
which means i'm a i'm a britney spears
song apparently that's crazy
oops did it again as i was saying i'm a
very romantic person i literally do all
the things that girls want for example i
open doors
oh you want me to drive of course not
i'm a gentleman just get in
oh okay
i bring her flowers hey i got you
something
oh and another cartoon flower but i
remember this time i remembered i got
your real ones as well oh you did
yeah here you go oh see
how they're like realistic i pull out
her chair
oh thank you
have a seat and i know nobody even does
this anymore but i'm such an old-school
romantic that
i even take her jacket oh
that is cold here uh let me get this oh
actually i'm kind of cold
no it's okay it's okay okay that's way
better
should i get your jacket since you took
mine no i'm good come on let's go
you see shivering is not dead or
something like that anyway it isn't
already incredibly obvious that i'm
clearly joking i'm horrible when it
comes to romance and i honestly believe
it's because of romantic movies they set
the bar too high for the rest of us
hollywood does the same thing every year
they take this best-selling romantic
novel turn it into a movie all the girls
in real life go and see this movie fall
in love with the main guy who's
impossibly perfect and makes it
impossible for the rest of us to compete
and when i thought about it it actually
gave me the idea that
well i should do that so i did here's a
little trailer representing pretty much
every single romantic movie ever made
except for the fact that it's not based
off of a novel and of course again it's
not a real movie it's just a trailer and
also the main guy is me which is well
obviously that would never happen
because you know
like my eyes hollywood would never cast
somebody with eyes like this because you
know i have bad eyesight and if you had
eyes like this
you wouldn't be able to read the script
and also i mean let's just be honest
hollywood would never cast somebody with
my type of race you know with my kind of
jeans
because i mean if there was like a
running scene or something you know i
would never be
look at these things these jeans are way
too big to race in and of course the
most obvious reason that hollywood would
never cast someone like me
is because well i'm white with that
being said here's pretty much every
single romantic movie ever made take a
look
when an obviously older than 20 year old
high school boy moves to a new town
you're gonna love it here sweetie
friendships will be made hey what's up
bro how's it going hey i'm frame one
friend two print three what's up brian
hey do you guys know that girl is up
there yeah hot chili the hottest girl in
school tall
blonde was talking about that girl over
there do you guys know who that is
you don't want to mess with that what do
you mean she's kind of weird man she
doesn't talk to anyone she just plays
with coal all day
until fate conveniently brought them
together welcome to chemistry 101 i am
mr
fate today you'll be pairing up for the
rest of the semester
ryan why don't you hook up with katie
what hook up with katie be your partner
really get to know each other so that
you two can create some chemistry
together
um just don't start frenching in my
class okay you two oh no i wasn't
planning because it says here you two
also have french class together with mr
wingman oh
right but yeah you two should probably
deep secrets will be discovered
hey so um i know you don't talk that
much but i was just wondering if maybe
we should meet up after school to work
on our magnet probably my mother was a
coal miner but she died in a coal mine
after caved in and now i'm emotionally
distraught and the only thing that makes
me happy is carving figurines out of
coal because it reminds me of her
okay um i wasn't really asking you about
that i just saved you an hour of the
movie
two opposites will attract so since my
magnet
is positive and yours is negative it
should be able to attract
like you what i like you you like me
like you
oh you were talking you were talking
about the magnet i'm sorry
doors will open
this is where i make all my stuff
wow these are actually amazing you could
sell these that's
not why i make them with a cute montage
to show how perfect they are together
with beautiful moving shots of inanimate
objects
corny lines for teenage girls to quote
on facebook love
it's like a fart it's warm unpredictable
sometimes it stinks but it can also be
the best feeling in the world
that's why i'm so happy i passed you
that day i know now
i fart you and some insignificant fact
that will probably make sense at the end
of the movie
hey can i ask you something kind of
random sure do you believe in miracles
no i don't think so why not i guess i've
just never seen one happen before
but just when everything seemed perfect
ryan
i need to tell you something what's up
why are you being all serious all of a
sudden
i'm sick yeah you're the sickest no i
mean i'm ill like i said you're the
illest girl i know
you don't understand i'm terminal you're
terminal
but we're not even at an airport
conflicts will start just
talk to me just open the door leave me
alone all you care about is your stupid
call get out
get out just open the door then go away
and leave me alone stay the hell away
from my daughter
friendships will be tested yo you need
to stop hanging out with her man people
are starting to talk about you guys i
don't care man you're right you don't
the only thing you care about is her
come on
one friend one lies will unfold wait
what do you mean i'm adopted
rain will fall
from the people who brought you a walk
to remember
the notebook and paranormal activity
rhpc presents
you sculpted something yeah it's out of
coal but why a mirror
so that every time you look into it
you'll see that you
you are my miracle the miracle
i fart you i fart you too i'll see you
in another life
wait what directed by michael bay
so thank you guys so much for watching
if you want to see bloopers and behind
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and thank you so much to arden for being
in this video if you want to check out
her channel click the one in the bottom
with that being said i'm going to bed
peace
that's my video i don't know what video
that is from i don't know