- [Numerous Voices] Saturday Supercut.
- Oh boy, I love Christmas morning.
It's the perfect time for an un-socksing video.
(laughing)
Whoa, so much for a white Christmas.
(laughing)
Speaking of which, what'd you get in your sock Marshmallow?
- (clearing throat)
(horse neighing)
- Ugh, not again.
- (laughing)
(record scratch)
- Oh, I'll trade you for my coal.
- Ugh, thanks a lot.
- Hey you guys know what sounds weird?
Egg nog.
- Egg nog?
- Yeah, nog, what is a nog?
- Nog, you mean like noggin?
- No, nog, like fog, or bog?
- Nog.
- No, no, it's like the nog that's found inside of an egg.
It's got a lot of protein.
- Nog, nog, nog.
- Nog, nog.
- Nog, nog, nog, nog, nog, nog, nog, nog, nog, egg nog.
- Nog.
- Nog, nog.
- Nog, nog, nog, nog, nog, nog, nog, whoa.
- Hey guys.
- Um, why are you outrageously bright?
- Oh, well this happens every time I take a bath.
It'll wear off.
We talkin about egg nog over here?
- Whoa, I can still see you with my eyes closed.
- That little twerp is making my eyes bleed.
- Seriously, it's like staring at the sun.
- Oh no, I'm melting.
(screaming)
- Jeez, sorry guys.
I guess I'll just go away.
("Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer")
- [Midget] Hey.
(laughing)
- [Santa] Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas.
- Guys.
- What Pear, we're playing video games.
- Have you seen the headlines?
A serial killer just escaped from prison,
and is loose in the kitchen.
- Oh, you must mean Frosty the snow cone.
- Yeah, how'd you know that?
- Oh, that icy dude's always slippin in and out of prison.
- Wait, Pear, do you not know
the story of Frosty the snow cone?
- Never heard of him.
- Orange, take it away.
- Gladly.
("Frosty the Snowman")
(screaming)
(blending noises)
- Wait, okay so you mean to tell me
that a crazed lunatic snow cone escaped from jail,
and has been turning his ice chunk friends
into an army of crazed lunatic snow cones?
- Yep, pretty much.
- And, I'm the only one concerned about this?
- Yep, pretty much.
- Come on, let's get back to playing video games.
- Ugh, fine.
Hey Orange, can you pass me the...
(screaming)
(piano music)
- Yeah.
(laughing)
- Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
I am so excited for Christmas.
- Me too.
- Heck yeah, this is gonna be the best Christmas ever.
- I hope Santa brings me a WiiU.
- That would be awesome.
Looks like we're almost done decorating, right Pear?
- Let's see.
We've got the tree, the wreathes, decorations.
Yeah, looks like we just need one more thing
to make it complete; the mistletoe.
(record scratch)
- Wait, what did you say?
- Um, the mistletoe.
- Christmas has a mistletoe?
This is the greatest holiday ever.
- Something tells me you're taking my words out of context.
Why is there music starting?
- Get it, dubstep?
- [Pear] Yeah, I get it.
- [Orange] Get it, toe, step?
- Yeah, I know.
Stop it.
- It's a Joke.
- Yeah, I get it.
I know it's a joke, knock it off.
- Hi.
(laughing)
(intro music)
(singing)
(piano music)
(cheering)
- Hi Orange.
- Oh, hey Weird Al Yankovic.
I thought you left.
- Nah, I was hoping the show might run short,
so I could still do a number.
- Hey, maybe we can duet.
Do you know this one?
("Little Drummer Boy")
- I do indeed.
It's a lovely thing.
(humming "Little Drummer Boy")
- Hey, excuse me.
- It's a pretty thing isn't it?
- Yeah, happy generic holiday Weird Al.
- Happy generic holiday Orange.
- [Weird Al And Orange] Happy Holidays everyone.
(cheering)
(intro music)
- A fancy bowl of what?
- Ow.
- Yay.
- Thanks Orange.
- Huh, what?
(glass breaking)
♪ Oh Christmas tree ♪
♪ Oh jazzy Christmas tree ♪
♪ Of all the trees, so piny ♪
♪ Oh Christmas tree ♪
♪ Oh jazzy Christmas tree ♪
♪ Why is Grapefruit always whiny ♪
- [Grapefruit] Nuhuh, I am not.