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As an adult,
You need to make sure you have the necessities in your house at all times:
Toilet Paper,
Paper Towels...
Wait, turn it off for a second please
Can you turn it off?
Mom, I'm at the grocery store right now and there's sooo many different brands of paper towels.
Like I don't know which one I'm supposed to get.
Home Sense, I've never even heard of that, is that knock off?
Should I not get that one
"multi-purpose" I don't even know what that means
Should I get the one with the man on it?
What the f*** are "thirst pockets"?
What does that even f***** mean?
"Thirst pocket" minis?!?!
What the f***!
Oh my God there's so many toilet papers too
As an adult it is super important that you pay your rent
It's just one of those responsibilities
I always pay my rent because
I'm rich
What is this?
What does that mean?
What the, what the f*** is this
It's an eviction notice
An eviction notice?
yeah
What do you mean an eviction notice?
Did you pay your rent?
My mom does it for me
Well maybe she forgot?
What the f*** dude, what the f***
Can you turn this off
No, Ok... sorry
like, Oh my God I don't even know if I have any money in my account
Can you like lend me a couple of thousand dollars?
are you f****** serious?
This is the third time!
Well, I don't get why you can't
As an adult it's important to know how to cook a thing or two
Let's see what I just made
mmm, mmm, mmm
Oh My God
Are you ok?
*coughing*
Oh My God, just water
It's
Oh My God, I think it's raw
*gagging*
Oh My God
Are you OK?
Why don't you just spit it out?
*spitting*
Ewww!
As an adult
It's important that you keep your place clean,
you live there
c'mon
What the f***
Where did these come from?
Let's do that one again.
As an adult- Wait stop.
There's more.. there's....
What?
Where are these coming from?
Are you doing this?
N-No.
You-you missed one.
Um.
Let 's like, do it this way.
OK.
As an adult it's impor-
-Wait, uh Jen, um.
Oh My God.
Where are these coming from?
I don't even own rubber ducks.
I mean, obviously you do.
No I don't!
Look, hold up, forget this.
We can just like, cut this one out.
It's so stupid anyway.
* rubber duck squeak *
As an adult.
It's important to
Always do your dishes
And your laundry.
Let's check out my dishwasher.
Did you do this?
No, you did it last night.
Alright you know what.
F*** this video.
It's like not working.
Just turn the camera off.
But we've been filming all day.
Yeah but all the clips are not working.
Can we just turn the camera off and like, forget about it.
So I am not even gonna get payed for this?
No you are not gonna get payed for it. *laughing*
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