There once was a bitter sweet man and they called him Lemon Boy
He was growing in my garden and I pulled him out by his hair like a weed
and like weeds do he only came and grew back again
So I figured this time I might as well let him be
Lemon Boy and me started to get along together
I helped him plant his seeds and we'd mow the lawn in bad weather
It's actually pretty easy being nice to a bitter boy like him
So I got myself a citrus friend
But soon his bitter sweet started to rub off on me
You'd think smelling like lemon zest would be pretty neat
I found out that my friends were more of the savoury type
and they weren't too keen on compromising with a nice lemon pie
So Lemon Boy and me, we just gotta get along together
I'll help him plant his seeds and we'll mow the lawn in bad weather
It's actually pretty easy being nice to a bitter boy like him
So I got myself a citrus friend
But what if I run out fertiliser?
What if the clouds run out of rain?
What if Lemon Boy won't grow no longer?
What if beaches dry of sugar cane?
Oh, well
The whales start to beach themselves
Tortoise shells tear away from their spines
It happens all the time, it happens all the time
(Ooo...)
Lemon Boy and I, we're gonna live forever
(Like Snufkin and Little My we'll get around wherever)
Lemon Boy and I, we're gonna live forever
Like Snufkin and Little My we'll get around wherever
It's actually pretty easy being nice to a bitter boy like him
'Cause we're the bitterest boys in town
Yeah, we're the bitterest guys around
and I got myself a citrus friend
NeE New NEww Ne nEwWEE
Nananana neeeWwwwww, Nye ny neww neoeoeooo
NEe NEe Na na Nyyaaaeewww
nenenene Nyeeeewwwww
Ne ne Nyaeeww NA nA Nyaewwe neeoooo
Naaah nya nye Newwww
Nenenana Naoooooo
Nya nenoooo Neyyeeooo
Na NA nA NA NyooOOOO, New nyew nene NYOOOO
Na na nyaewww nana nyeoww
NyyeeEEEEEEEEEEOOoooooo...........