- I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE HUGE WOMAN,
AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS
WITH THE RED WITCH LADY. - YES.
YES. YES.
- [laughs] I WOULD TOO.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? - [laughing]
- STRAIGHT OUT.
- NO, BUT I MEAN, LIKE, HAVE YOU?
HAVE YOU--HAVE YOU EVER SLEPT WITH A BLACK GUY?
- NO, BUT I REALLY WANT TO.
[laughs] - ME TOO!
APPARENTLY, IT IS, LIKE,
A WHOLE OTHER THING THAN SLEEPING WITH WHITE MEN.
- OH, NO, NO.
I HEARD THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE, LIKE,
WAY BETTER AT IT OR SOMETHING.
- YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I HEARD THAT TOO.
I WONDER IF IT'S 'CAUSE THEY HAVE,
LIKE--LIKE, BETTER RHYTHM, YOU KNOW?
- RIGHT, 'CAUSE THEY'RE REALLY GOOD DANCERS.
- I MEAN, APPARENTLY, THEY HAVE, LIKE, BIGGER--
- OH, WAY BIGGER PENISES, RIGHT? [laughs]
- YEAH.
I GUESS THAT'S BECAUSE OF AFRICA?
- YEAH, LIKE, I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE JUST--
THEY'RE, LIKE, REALLY WITH YOU IN THE MOMENT.
- HMM.
- LIKE, IF THEY'RE GONNA BE WITH YOU,
THEY'RE IN THE HERE AND NOW.
- EXACTLY. EXACTLY.
BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT THEY BASICALLY HAVE NO FUTURE.
- [laughs] I KNOW.
- THINK ABOUT IT. - IT'S SO SAD.
- THINK ABOUT IT! [laughs]
- I DO FEEL LIKE THEY TREAT THEIR WOMEN WITH JUST, LIKE,
A LITTLE BIT MORE COMPASSION, THOUGH.
- YEAH, LIKE, RESPECT AND STUFF.
OH, BECAUSE THEIR DADS WERE NEVER AROUND!
- OH, RIGHT, AND THEY ALSO HAVE A LOT OF TIME ON THEIR HANDS
'CAUSE EVEN IF THEY HAVE KIDS, THEY NEVER GO VISIT THEM.
- OH, PLEASE. TOTALLY. BABY DADDY?
THAT'S A THING. - OH.
THAT'S IN THE DICTIONARY NOW BECAUSE OF BLACK PEOPLE.
- SEE? SER-I-OU-SLY.
APPARENTLY, BLACK GUYS JUST KNOW HOW TO PLEASE WHITE WOMEN.
RIGHT? JUST, LIKE, WAY MORE THAN WHITE MEN.
- OH, WELL, IT'S PROBABLY IN THEIR BLOOD
'CAUSE THEY'RE USED TO PLEASING THEIR WHITE MASTERS.
- WHAAAT?
- OKAY. OKAY. - YEAH!
LAW OF THE JUNGLE, RIGHT? - [laughs] TOTALLY.
- I AM SO DESPERATE TO FIND OUT FOR MYSELF.
[laughter] - ME TOO.
- RIGHT?
- OKAY, UM, I'M GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM...
- OKAY.
- AND I SWEAR TO YOU,
IF THERE IS A BLACK GUY BACK THERE, I'M GONNA BLOW HIM.
[laughter] - GET IT!
- SO, UNRELATED, I NOW HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM,
UH, BECAUSE I'VE BEEN DRINKING COFFEE ALL DAY.
SO I WILL BE BACK IN A LITTLE WHILE.
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? LET--LET ME GO FIRST.
I'LL BE ABOUT 30 SECONDS.
- OOH, OW. I HIT MY PENIS THERE.
- I'M SORRY. I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, SIR.
- OKAY.