- Today... we're gonna get dirty. - Let's talk about that.
♪ (theme music) ♪
- Good! Mythical! Morning! - We have made an appearance...
- ...in the upcoming film "Dirty 30"... - Woo-wee!
...starring our friends Hannah, Grace, and Mamrie. It was a lot of fun.
I mean, we ended up spooning each other on a couch, but it was...
- ...it was still fun,. - That was you?!
- (laughing) Yeah. - Whoa, man. I gotta rethink things now.
- You were in the back. - (laughing)
- How did you not know it was me? - I was not paying attention. I blacked...
- ...it all out, man. We always have fun... - Me too.
...with these three ladies, so we thought we would bring them on the show
and have some more fun as we play Getting Dirty in 30... Seconds.
- Please welcome to the show Hannah Hart! - (canned applause and Link cheering)
- Grace Helbig! And Mamrie Hart! - Woo! (clapping)
- Come on in, ladies! - (Hahhah) Ahh, oh.
- I see you guys all dressed the same. - (ladies) Yeah!
Or slightly different. What are the chances?
- This is our look, man. - Yeah. This is how we get...
...dressed up to promote a movie that we made.
- (everyone offscreen laughing) - Yes, exactly!
- This looks like good, clean fun! - It's actually gonna be kinda dirty.
- Are you ready to get dirty? - Yeah!
- In 30? - Okay, here's how this is gonna work.
We're all in different positions right now, like a volleyball team. And we are going
to rotate, so I'm just the host for the first round. Here's what's gonna happen.
The host is going to ask a question to the two of you that are in this pool
right here. It will be dirty- or 30-themed. I don't know exactly what that means,
but I'm gonna find out in a second, along with you, okay?
- (Mamrie) All right. - When you think you have the answer...
...you hit the buzzer. Then a 30-second clock starts. At that point, the person
who hit the buzzer says an answer. If you get it right, the other person...
- ...gets some... dumped on their head. - (interjecting) DIRTY!
Okay? But if they get it wrong, then the next person has a chance to get it.
And it goes back and forth for 30 seconds until somebody gets it right.
If somebody doesn't get it right, you both get dumped.
- (Mamrie) Oh! - Oh, good. Mamrie and I have never...
- ...been dumped at the same time. - I know! So [great].
- Are you ready for Round 1? - Yeah!
- Are you ready for Round 1? - Not at all!
- Let's do it! - ♪ (rock music and a gong) ♪
I've got my bucket. Hannah, you've got your bucket?
- I've got my bucket! - Oh my god!
- It's gonna be nice! - It's so sloshy!
- Link looks so excited. - Okay, here's your question.
- (Mamrie) Oh no! - (Grace) Okay.
In the United States, you must be at least 30 years old to be a blank.
- (buzzer) (buzzer) - President.
- (incorrect buzzer sound with mouth) Ehh! - A... solid member of society.
- (Rhett) No! - Uh... rent a plane.
- (everyone laughing) - (Rhett) No! 17 seconds!
- Uh, rent a car! - Um, to be, oh no, an army general!
- 10 seconds! - Nurse!
- Uh, to be a decent human. - (Rhett) No!
- Uh, to be a DJ. - No!
- To be in our upcoming film, Dirty 30? - No!
- (incorrect buzzer) - Um, too old to beat this?
Ugh. I'm sorry, ladies. The answer was senator.
- (multiple gasps) - Senator!
- And that means ya both get dumped. - Oh my god! (repeated)
- (screaming) - (Hannah) Happy [dumping]!
- (screaming) - (wet splattering)
- (Link) Ah! That's just mud. - Oh, gosh. Wow, that's dirty.
- Ah, it's warm and cold at the same time! - (Rhett laughing)
- Do it already! - Close your mouth!
- No! Ahhh! - (wet splattering)
- (Rhett laughing) Oh! Oh! - (Mamrie) Oh, it's so [peat-y]!
- A lot of face coverage on that one. - I missed your whole face, Grace.
- Yeah. That space bun did its job. - The bun blocked it.
- Congratulations! Okay! - (empty thumping)
- Round 2! Let's rotate!
- ♪ (rock music and a gong) ♪ - Okay, it's Round 2.
- Yeah. - (Grace) Rhett versus Hannah.
- Let's play fair. - (Link) Got a mud bucket.
Link has his bucket. Mamrie has her bucket. And we're not gonna tell them what's...
- ...in these buckets. - I thought it was dirt!
- Different every round. - Different every round.
Mamrie, you look like you just got back from the gameshow Survivor.
- (everyone offscreen laughing) - You did not win.
- I got... - Okay, Rhett and Hannah.
- Are you ready? - (Rhett and Hannah) Yes!
One in five Americans have suffered from and infestation of blank.
- (buzzer) - (Grace) Hannah.
- Lice? - Wrong!
- Roaches. - Incorrect.
- Bedbugs? - Correct! (bell dinging)
- Ohhhh! - You got one!
- You are so lucky! You are so lucky! - (Rhett) How did you...
- How did you know that? - I grew up around a lot of dirt.
- (everyone laughing) - Okay, that looks like Rhett's about...
- ...to get dirty. - I gonna say "herpes" next, so...
- Make sure you go right on that face. - Oh, wait. Sorry guys.
- Should he do both buckets?
- Oh! - Yeah, no! No! Just one!
- That's a good idea! - (laughing)
- (Mamrie) Oh my gosh! - Okay. Whenever you guys are ready.
- Ready, steady... - (everyone yelling)
- (wet splattering) - Oh, it smells good.
- (Mamrie) It smells great! - What is it?
- It smells really good. - He's just a little pancake.
- It's pancake syrup! - You got maple syrup?
- Mmmm... It's really nice. - Your hair...
- Look at these beauty secrets. - I got it on my knee a little.
- Your hair protected your whole face. - Yeah. You don't need hair gel...
- ...any more for the rest of your life. - Should I touch it?
(everyone babbling)
Oh, good. Peace is restored to the earth.
- (laughing) - What is that? Is that Mrs. Butterworth's?
- Oh, brand deal. - (Hannah) Aunt Jemima?
Mrs. Butterworth's: she tastes better when she's on you.
- (laughing) - You heard it here first.
♪ (tock music and a gong) ♪
- Round Number 3! - Yeah!
- Contestants. - Yes. I'm fine. How are you doing?
- I don't wanna be dirty like you. - (everyone laughing)
Well, you said that you hated yellow, so maybe it's better to change the...
- ...color of your shirt. - Yeah, it's not my color.
- Good news, guys. - (Link) I'm gonna go with green.
- I sniffed it, and I still have no idea. - (everyone laughing)
Contestants, the dirty dancing in the move Dirty Dancing...
- Awww! - ...is a mix of grinding and blank.
- (buzzer) - Waltz?
- (incorrect buzzer sound with mouth) Ehh! - (Link) Uh... tango!
- (Hannah) Ehh! - Foxtrot!
- (Hannah) Ehh! - Um, slinking.
- (laughing) Slinking?! - Hip hop!
- Ehh! - More grinding!
- (Hannah) Ehh! - Ballroom dancing!
- Ehh! - Grinding and pushing!
- Ehh! - Lifting!
- Mmmm-stroking! - Ehh!
- Hip hop! - (confused) Ehh?!
- Um, ballroom? - (even more confused) Ehh?!
- Sexy -- sexy dancing. - (incorrect buzzer)
- Ehhhhhh! - (Link and Grace) What is it?!
- Salsa! - (laughing) You said tango!
- I said tango! - Oh no! (laughing)
- I thought you were gonna get it there. - Who guessed salsa?
- Lifts the girl over the head? - Oh, I wish we had salsa to...
- ...dump on them. - I know!
- Lost opportunity! - I thought that that's what was...
- ...gonna happen. - (Rhett) Okay, Link, why don't...
- ...you go first? - Why don't I?
- Yeah. - (Mamrie) Yeah, all right.
- (Grace) That yellow... - Is it cold?
- I don't know! (laughing) - This is payback!
- (Grace) Oh my god. Oh! - (everyone yelling)
- (Link yelling) - That is horrible.
- Oh my god, what is it?! - It's slime!
Yeah, it's like Nickelodeon slime, I think.
- (laughing) - What?!
- Okay. Grace, are you ready? - Okay. I'm ready.
- Is it edible? (spits) Nope. - (Grace screams)
- (Rhett) Right on the bun! - (Grace screaming)
- (Mamrie) Oh my, there it goes! - (Grace laughing)
- (Link) Look up, girl! Look at the sky! - (Mamrie) Uncover that face!
- (Link) Look at the sky! - (Hannah) Look to the sky.
- Can you breathe? - (Rhett) It's like a broken frozen...
- ...yogurt machine. - I feel like I'm in my own...
- ...personal carwash. - (Rhett laughing)
- Somehow your bangs protected you! - Look at her face!
- (everyone laughing) - (Link) You look like a knight!
- (Rhett) She looks like a knight! - You look like a freakin' knight!
- (everyone laughing) - What?!
- (Rhett) Look at Link! - Do I look like a knight?
- You look like The Mask. - You look like a really unsuccessful...
- ...member of Blue Man Group. - Blue Man Group!
- What do they do? - Grace, what forcefield does...
- ...your face have? Seriously! - (rhythmically tapping)
- I don't know. It's the foundation I use! - (laughing)
♪ (rock music and a gong) ♪
All right, Hannah. This is your last chance of getting dirty.
- Yep! - (Grace) Join us, Hannah!
- "Join us!"... - (everyone laughing)
- ...said the weird alien babe! (Rhett) "Join us, Hannah!"
- (everyone laughing) - Don't ever look at me like...
- ...that again! - 2016 look.
- Okay. Here we go. - Okay.
- You're gettin' dirty. - (scared) Uh!
- Ready? - (Mamrie and Hannah) Yes.
Traditionally, on the 30th wedding anniversary, you give a gift...
- ...of blanks! - (buzzer)
- Wood! - Bronze!
- Diamond. - Silver?
- Paper. - Coal?
- Steel! - 30 years, blanks.
- Gold! - Uh, ruby!
- Emerald! - Amethyst!
- Uh, uh, sa--! - Sapphire!
No, ah! Ee, ah, ee, ah! Ooh, opal!
- Blanks. - (Mamrie and Hannah) Blanks?
- [How many] blanks! Guns! - (everyone laughing)
- [Song!] - (incorrect buzzer)
- (everyone yelling) - Oh, and the right answer is pearls!
- (Mamrie and Hannah) Ohhh! - You coulda got it, but you didn't!
- Pearls! - All right. Are you ready?
I should have just named the Crystal Gems!
- We should dump Hannah first. - Okay, lemme see how this works.
- She's got some catching up to do. - Hannah, close your eyes...
- ...because this is powder. - (Hannah) Okay.
- Okay, welcome to our fun club. - And don't breathe.
Like we thought you couldn't look whiter.
- (everyone laughing) - Hold on, I just wanna...
- Thanks, guys? - ...little bit of...
- Little bit of mud. - (everyone laughing)
- (Grace) Just to make it stick! - (everyone yelling)
- You look chic. - (everyone laughing)
- (Grace) You look like Elsa from Frozen. - You look like Helen Mirren!
- ♪ (Let it go! Let it go!) ♪ - (Rhett) It has a nice [look].
(Grace) And you need a dry shampoo anyway.
- It blended right in. - It still doesn't feel fair.
You just gotta shake off like a dog and you'll be fine.
- Here you go, Mamrie! - (scared) Mmmm!
- (Grace) Watch your eyeballs. - Mmmm! Ooh, it feels nice!
- (laughing) - I liked it. I liked it.
Oh my god. It's like the first snow of the winter!
- (everyone laughing) - "The first snow of the winter!"
(Link) Dumping on just you. Wow!
- Mamrie, you look delicious! - Thank you.
I liked it. I thought it was really kinda pleasant.
- Have we stumbled upon a therapy? - (Hannah) Should you try?
- Whaaa! (spitting) - I love it!
- (Hannah) I've been shot! - You're embracing it now.
Well, really because I've always wanted to be a human biscuit.
- Good round, Mamrie. - Thanks.
- (slap) - (everyone) Oh!
♪ (rock music and a gong) ♪
- I wanna know what's in these buckets. - (Mamrie) Okay.
Uh, your'e gonna smell what's in these buckets...
- (Rhett disgusted) Oh! - ...right about now. It's getting to you.
- Oh, gosh! - I smell maple syrup and...
- I smell... dookie. - (laughing)
- Do you like fertilizer? - I hope you like warm things.
- Is it dookie? - Is it fertilizer?
- Shh! - Where'd y'all harvest that dookie from?
- It's not the crew's cookie, is it? - Guys, let's not stall on the dookie...
- ...any longer, okay? - Oh, gosh.
Round 5. On average, 67 different types of bacteria live in a...
- ...person's blank. - (buzzer) Ha!
- Mouth. - Nope.
- Uh, ears. - Nope.
- Nose. - Nope.
- Anus. - Nope.
- Hair. - Nope.
- Uh, armpits. - Nope.
- Eyes. - Nope.
- Back of... the back of your knees! - Nope.
- Toenails. - Nope.
- Oh... shoot! Beard! - Nope.
- Eyebrows! - Nope.
- T-toes! - Nope.
- Crevices. - Nope.
- (Grace squeals) - Uh... d-d-d... um...
- Five seconds! - Uh, underwear!
- Stomachs! - Uh, nope!
- Uh... liver! - (incorrect buzzer)
- Large intestine! - It was bellybutton.
- Oh! - Bellybutton!
Dang it! I said crevice! The bellybutton's a crevice!
- It's not a crevice. It's round! - (Mamrie) I don't think so.
The bellybutton can be a crevice on some people!
- You go first. - Oh my word.
Oh my god. Here we go, Rhett. I didn't do this. They made me do this.
- (Grace disgusted) Ugh! Ugh! - On the face! Go for the face!
- (Link) Get the face! Get the face! - I'm trying!
- Oh, it's so warm! - (Link) What animal is it?!
- Oh, it's definitely an animal. - What animal is it?
- (Hannah) I don't know. Ask them. - Cow?!
- (spitting) No! (coughing) - (Hannah) Ready?
(Hannah) Are you ready? Uh oh. Sorry. Well.
- Oh! - Moooooo!
- (everyone laughing) - Ahhh!
- (gagging) Oh no! - It's kinda like potting soil.
- This is not good for any of us! - It's in my brain!
- You look like Franekstein now! - Ughhh!
- (everyone laughing) - Me.. me have potting soil!
Make sure you can see how dumb you look.
- (laughing) - There were no points...
- ...but we're all losers. - There's definitely weren't...
- ...any points to this. - We're the biggest losers.
- Ugh. - I need a water source.
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You guys say, "You know what time it is."
(ladies in unison) You know what time it is!
- I'm Sebastian. - And I'm Jenny.
- And this is Baby [Una]. - And we're from Myrtle Creek, Oregon.
(both) And it's time to spin The Wheel of Mythicality.
Check out Dirty 30 in select theaters and on Digital HD this Friday!
- (ladies cheering) - And click through to...
...Good Mythical More, because we're gonna hang out with these ladies,
because who needs to get clean when you can just hang out...
- ...and talk to us? - Yeah!
- Good point, guys. - "Rhett thinks Link's hair...
- ...is food!" (laughing) Yeah! - No, I don't!
- Oh, yeah, you do! - (everyone laughing)
- No, I don't! - Are ya hungry?
- I'm not hungry! - Smell it. What's it smell like?
It actually smells pretty good. What'd you do to it?
- Baaa! No it doesn't! - What have you been putting in it?
- Ooh! No, no, no! - Dookie and green stuff?
- Cow poop! - (laughing)
- Cow poo-poo! - Shampoop!
[Captioned by Kevin: GMM Captioning Team]