so this is called the girlfriend test
tag because it's a test and we're
girlfriends and we've been tagged I
drunkenly Skyped Kenan Lucy last night
with rose due to my drunkness I did
flash them like okay I'm gonna ask you
five questions if you don't get right
these are the ones right let me just see
in all fairness one or two of them a
slightly harder I'm not looking but we
have discussed all of them okay all if I
think I must all of them I think I might
be very tough on you right we'll say if
you don't know the answer to one of them
I'll be upset so we'll see
number one number one
what's my lucky number owl does give you
some time to think okay number two
probably the hardest question of all
five okay what famous boat did my
granddad travel back from America on the
hugely famous boat it's a very famous
but I think I know what it is but I
can't think if it's not the Titanic then
it's I'm gonna say like I'm gonna say
it's not the Titanic yes I just realize
what lies but it's the effect the
beginning of the film in Titanic Billy
Zane says to Kate Winslet it's far
bigger than that I know that's enough of
famous poets like the title you know
what it begins with No number three well
you've already failed probably - yeah
probably already failed - yeah that's -
you even got yeah number three if I
wasn't if I wasn't a T list celebrity
yeah what would I be based on my
childhood dream I know I know that's
easy
yeah it's a lot of letters for that okay
hang on wait you pervaiz you don't in my
childhood
dreams are you sticking with that answer
yeah you wrote an essay for it
number four how old was I
excuse me when I lost my last baby tooth
how old my 20 when I loved when two
people normally Lisbon probably around
La who eldest I'd say probably around
eleven twelve eldest how old was I are
you happy with your answer and the house
I'm not happy run it if you don't get
any of the phone what boat at my random
grandad cell or a lake
he wasn't like random grandma she was my
normal granddad okay number five if I
was born a boy what would I have been
called come on
we discussed this because I can remember
this cuz I know we discussed it you know
it shush shush let me remember it for
God's sake um Wow hey Lucy I hope you
let your girlfriend test
taggings probably gonna break us up no
figures coming tuition I remember
another time we spoke about it I don't
try to remember
oh we spoke about it more than once of
waitin so your knowledge based on twice
oh [ __ ] wait uh I always had then up
[ __ ] homers had it uh uh
Shh think of The Godfather Part two I
can't remember anything time we want to
begin to him
m-michael so your first question was
what it's like you know this question
was what is my lucky number
answer what did it what is it you tell
me your answer and Isis having leopard
that is close actually I'm going to give
you that I'm going to give you that
because saying that was yeah nothing 11
I do do that and 11 was always my lucky
number still nine eleven and then I
change it to 15 which is the day I was
born
but I'm gonna use it a bit wasn't that
my life pretty much okay good this was
the phone I reckon it's called like the
man
no I don't know suppose I marry the
Marilyn marrow mammy either is the
Mauretania was I meant to know that yeah
question mom you were okay
this is your childhood dream childhood
dream dress absolutely incorrect it's
event based on my child earlier who you
wanted to be that right through you
obviously argue it none of that I do I
use mean actress now but when you were a
child
yeah but yeah when you recharge babies
okay to James Davis and why's it because
I know that used to perform in front of
your parents but I know you didn't want
to be a singer even though you came up
with trees and blade Shh don't really
have some titles
okay the tooth one I wasn't sure I was
18 years old I was gonna write 18 and I
put six off [ __ ] hell and Michael how
many have I got write 1 2 a 2 3 wilfy 3
ok very so 5 what a stretch right hit me
with it
mmm what is the name of the pet dog from
my childhood
it begins with Oh doesn't it it begins
with oh hold on give me another clue no
I know that you know what it be how many
letters you did not give me like Iseman
to know what was over that boat I still
don't even know it Mauritania get your
history right right yawn it's not as
long as that that's your clue I'm pissed
off that that was your question for real
your granddad's boat one trip no next
one okay
next word [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I stupid game
what did I shove up my nose and have to
have removed at the hospital
a marble it's not true is it a piece of
Lego I'm not telling you the answers
you're meant to write something down my
ass getting game is stupid
write it down so stupid [ __ ] game
like a carrot
was it carrot for carrot it's not right
is it
it's not right I'm gonna right next
question okay
[ __ ] off next yeah I think you're
nervous what is the name of my favorite
special teddy bear I know that in yeah
therefore you would why am I called
Roseanne
Oh after that TV show the TV [ __ ] Rose
on with that awful middle-aged woman
that makes terrible menopausal jokes
you think I'm day after regard it's like
having someone Joey after that awful
Joey series okay wait wait wait I know
this where were the three places I want
to see my favorite band and I reckon you
could work this out
have you seen Aerosmith three times yeah
yeah have more okay tell me what the
question one was number one was what is
the name of my pet dog from my childhood
is it Oh what is it it's Odie [ __ ]
oh so dollars [ __ ] yeah Odie catches the
dog from Garfield oh yeah okay Odie okay
what did I shove up my nose and a half
to have removed at the host cat
no it was a piece of like oh oh that's
like me whatever I got 18 receive is a
piece of Lego Hey and I put it back in
the Lego box [ __ ] what is the name of my
favorite special teddy bear licorice
yeah that's right be crushed
why am I called Roy town after song no
what was it because my mum wanted to
name me an eros and my dad said people
call me Fanny Ani I never knew that they
call me I never be a Discoverer well you
should have made it more interesting a
story maybe I would have retained some
information where were the free places
someone to see my favorite band
Amsterdam running a download no you've
got two out of three Rams I'm running no
I'm starving
hi Park I'm gonna cross it off
licorice the leg oh come on no you wrote
carrots you root you so far ha ha ha
okay well you don't know what I've
nicknamed my pancreas
how many bones have I broken in my body
none
trick question answer correctly
interesting okay how many bones five
broken in my body one what is it your
toe no I cracked my head open
that's not a bone well it's his skull
[ __ ] you where would I most want to live
in the world oh I know this New York yes
that's true
but I would miss this country so much
way to visit sons gang-raped we'd like
to say a few things number one number
two um thank you for coming to London
that was great a good day a number three
um oh yeah I see y'all strike again oh
shut up