-You did a good job.
Fran. Franny.
Are you ready for the show tonight?
We have a big show tonight.
Do you know who's on the show tonight?
-Who? -Captain America.
-Yeah.
-Yes. Captain America is on the show tonight.
Chris Evans is on the show tonight.
Also, we have Kane Brown. Good music from Kane Brown.
-Yeah. -You like him. He's good.
But guess who else is on the show.
-Yeah.
-Hmm, who writes "Elephant and Piggie" books?
-Mo Willems!
-That's right! Mo Willems is on the show!
-Whoo!
"Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!"
-Ohh. [ Babbling ]
-[ Speaking indistinctly ]
-Do you know "City Dog, Country Frog"?
-Mm-hmm. -Yeah.
-...Mo Willems. -Mo Willems is on the show
tonight, and he's going to draw with Daddy.
Isn't that fun? -Mm-hmm.
-What are you guys eating? Where'd you find Tic Tacs?
-[ Chuckles ]
-[ Speaking indistinctly ]
Way old. Are they soft?
-♪ We in the house ♪
♪ Come on ♪
-Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests.
Chris Evans...
Mo Willems...
musical guest Kane Brown...
and the legendary Roots Crew.
It's "The Tonight Show: At Home Edition."
-♪ We in the house, y'all ♪
-And now here's Jimmy.
-All right. Let's get to some jokes here. Ready?
Today more experts testified before Congress
about the coronavirus,
but who wants to follow Dr. Fauci?
That's like hearing, "Ladies and gentlemen,
that, of course, was the Beatles reunited.
Now give it up for the modern-dance trickery
of the Jabbawockeez.
-Huh?
-What are you doing? -I'm dancing.
That's right. Today vaccine expert Dr. Rick Bright
said that without better planning,
2020 could be the darkest winter in modern history.
Yeah, it's not a good sign when our experts sound
like the Night's Watch on "Game of Thrones."
"Winter is coming."
Can we see a photo of Dr. Bright testifying today?
Ouch. That's not a face mask.
That's a man's head in a slingshot.
Hey, I saw that Disney Plus
is coming out with a six-episode series
about the making of "Frozen 2."
-They already did.
-No, no. They're coming out with a six-episode series
about the making of "Frozen 2." -Yeah.
-Yeah, 'cause there's nothing kids love more
than destroying the magic of an animated film.
Get this. A Broadway show based on the life of Michael Jackson
has been postponed until next March...
when it will still not be a good idea.
-Um, I saw that as restaurants reopen,
many will only offer disposable menus.
That's too bad. My favorite part of the meal was opening the menu
and seeing all the stains from the people who ate before me.
[ Chuckles ]
[Southern accent] "We definitely gotta order that gravy, honey.
We gotta order that gravy, huh? Yeah, that looks good!
Drippin' on that menu like that."
What? You like that?
[ Laughs ] You don't like that voice?
[ Normal voice ] All right. Listen to this.
Krispy Kreme announced that they're running a special offer
of 12 free doughnuts
to graduating high-school seniors.
That's nice. So even if colleges don't open,
you'll still get a jump on the freshman fifteen.
Maybe they'll come home and unplug your treadmill
and your workout equipment, as well.
This is getting crazy.
There are reports that Kim Jong-un
is once again missing. When they heard that,
North Korean officials were like, "Okay..."
[ Rattling ]
-♪ No Tic Tac, no Tic Tac, no ♪
-♪ Tic Tac, Tic Tac ♪ -Mommy.
Mommy.
-That's not a song, right?
-♪ Tic Tac, Tic Tac ♪
-No, that's not. That's not a song.
-It is now. -All right, guys.
Almost done here. Here we go. Ready?
-Mm-hmm.
-[ Speaking indistinctly ]
[ Giggling ]
-There are reports that Kim Jong-un
is once again missing.
When they heard that, North Korean officials were like,
"Okay, we need to get one of those Bluetooth key finders
and glue it to his back."
"All right. Get him getting close and shark-tag his ass."
[ Girls giggling ]
Hey! Sit down, guys. In the back.
Be careful. We're not driving.
And finally, scientists just determined
how fast the virus can travel
in a restaurant using a blacklight.
Scientists said they learned two things.
The virus travels quickly...
and never turn on a black light at a Denny's.
There you guys have it. That's my monologue right there.
We have a great show, as I said. Chr--
[ Girls giggling ] -Oh, my gosh.
Are you okay? -Chris Evans is here.
You guys, we have Mo Willems, great author.
We're going to draw with Mo Willems later
and talk to him.
And then we have music from Kane Brown. It's great.
But first, how about a little Hashtags?
Do you want to do some Hashtags?
♪♪
-♪ Hashtags ♪
-Okay. Here we go. We're going to do some hashtags. Okay?
This is a part of the show
where we play along on the Web.
[ Laughter ]
We're going to play Hashtags.
This is where we give a topic on the Web, right?
And then you could tweet.
Can you not see me again? You can't see me, right?
But you can see everybody else. Where's Mommy?
Where's Harry? Where's Winnie? Where's Daddy?
Yeah. [ Girls giggling ]
I don't understand this game. Can you see Daddy?
-Do it again.
-I'm right here. Where's Mommy?
We can't even see Mommy, either?
-Mm-hmm.
[ Girls speaking indistinctly ]
-This is...
This is all.. -Ah! Yeah!
-No, no. We're all in the back of the bus.
-[ Speaking indistinctly ]
-Doing some Hashtags. Ready for this first one?
-Mm-hmm. -This first one's from
@Kerry08270639.
She said, "I'm going to dress up as Mel Gibson in 'Braveheart'
and scream FREEDOM as I enter every bar I find."
[ Laughs ] You should do that.
Okay, let's just stay seated here.
This one's from...
She said, "Channel a Walmart greeter to everyone I meet.
'Hi. Hello. Welcome. Yay! You're here!
So nice to see you."
It's like -- Yes, everyone be in a great mood like that.
-Yeah!
-This one's from...
She said, "Go down the toilet-paper aisle
like Julia Andrews in 'The Sound of Music.'"
♪ The hills are alive ♪
-[ Mimicking Jimmy ]
-♪ With the sound of Charmin ♪
-[ Mimicking Jimmy ]
-This one's from...
She said, "I'm going to buy tickets to Hawaii
for my whole family and drop them off at the airport."
[ Imitates explosion ] Dunked on that one.
[ Laughs ] That was a good one.
-That one didn't make sense.
-This one is from...
She said, "Stop picking my outfits from the waist up only."
[ Laughter ]
This one's from...
She said, "Load my kids up
on the Easter candy that I've been hiding,
drop them off at my parents and then yell, 'Tag. You're it.'"
[ Laughs ]
-Are you giving me an off the shoulder?
Ooh. Thank you. -[ Giggles ]
-This is from -- This one's from...
[ Laughter ]
"I'm going to enter real meetings
like they're a Zoom meeting."
"Hey, can everyone hear me? Hello? Can you guys hear me?
Am I unmuting? So I mute myself?"
This one's from...
She said, "Finally see my husband again.
We've been quarantined together,
but whatever this personality is is not what I signed up for."
[ Laughter ]
That's a funny one.
-This one is from -- Last one's from...
He said, "Whenever I check out at the grocery store,
I'm gonna buy one six-pack for me
and one six-pack for the cashier."
Yeah, baby! I love that! That's our Hashtags right there.
We'll be right back with more "Tonight Show," everybody.
[ Laughter ]
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