Oh, oh! When's the fairy princess coming?
Any minute now...
Yay!
Stall them!
-(SPEAKING MINIONESE) -(RUSTLING METAL)
(CHILDREN GASPING)
(REVVING CHAINSAW)
Whoa, whoa! Okay, okay!
All right, that's enough of the magic show.
Awwww...
-(CHIMES RINGING) -(SIGHING)
Wait! Did you hear that?!
It sounded like the twinkling sounds
of magical fairy dust...
(GASPS) It's the fairy princess! She's coming!
(ALL GASPING)
Look!
(BALLOON SPUTTERING)
(PULLEY SQUEAKING)
(CHIMES RINGING)
(BALLOON SPUTTERING)
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
(FARTING SOUND)
(LAUGHING)
(YELLING)
-CHILDREN: Ow... -(SIGHING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)
(GASPING)
(IN FEMALE VOICE) It is I, Gruz-z-zincklebell!
The most magical fairy princess of all!
And I am here, to wish Princess Agnes,
a very happy birthday!
How come you're so fat?
Because...
my house is made of candy.
And sometimes I eat instead of facing my problems.
-How come you have... -(TWINKLING)
(COUGHING)
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Okay, time for cake.
ALL: (SHOUTING) Yay!
Pft...
AGNES: Thank you, Gruzinkerbell! You're the best fairy princess ever!
(IN FEMALE VOICE) You are welcome, little girl.
(PATTERING FOOTSTEPS)
I know it's really you, Gru.
I'm just pretending for the other kids.
(PATTERING FOOTSTEPS)
Hey there, Gru, Mr. Life-of-the-Party.
-(LAUGHING) -(IN NORMAL VOICE) Hello, Jillian...
So... I'm gonna go out on a limb here,
but my friend Natalie is recently single and...
-(METAL CREAKING) -(CRASHING)
No, no, no!
Get off the limb right now! No limb!
(LAUGHING) Oh, come on, she's a riot.
She sings karaoke, she has a lot of free time...
-(NATALIE GRUNTING) -looks aren't that important to her.
No. Jills, It's not happening. Seriously, I'm fine.
Okay. Fine. Forget Natalie.
How about my cousin Linda--
No!
Oh, oh, I know someone's whose husband just died...
-(YELLING) -(SHIVERING)
I'm sorry, I did not see you there...
-(YELLING) -(LOUD CRASH)
...or there.
(CHUCKLING)