Hold my hand so you'll be safe going up the stairs.
Thanks. You are the sweetest brother ever.
Well, you make it easy to be sweet.
[grumbling]
Don't worry, we will protect you.
Ah, it's a monster!
I feel so safe.
Okay, okay, you may have gotten the drop
on me before. That's just because I wasn't expecting you.
[screaming]
What the butt?
It's okay. It's okay. I got this.
Hey, buddy, I need you to stop.
Just you need to stop moving. Red light.
You have to stop if I say red light,
that's- that's the rules of the game.
Still- you're still walking. Relax.
I speak fluent robot.
Adios, Roboto.
That's just Spanish.
Uh.
Kid Danger.
Oh, my goodness, what a wonderful surprise.
Uh, yeah. Listen, I heard you won tickets
to the Hulkin's concert.
Now... give 'em to me.
Oh, I'd love to, but I've already invited
three friends to the concert,
and I'm donating my other four to some poor children.
Wow. - What?
You're- You're so nice.
Awe. You're so nice for saying I'm so nice.
Would you like me to bake you a pie?
Yeah, I would love that.
Captain Man.
Oh, my goodness, what a wonderful surprise.
- Shut up. - Sure.
Uh, hey, I thought you said you were gonna get a haircut.
I was. Then I realized my hair's already perfect.
Did you get the concert tickets from her?
Uh, no, not yet, exactly. But I'm get--
Well, little girl, that makes you a problem.
Well, I understand. Just do what you gotta do.
No.
Can't we all just have some pie?
Don't freak out.
Yeah, 'cause we're here and we're gonna help you.
Yeah. This guy messes with you, he messes with us.
Okay, I'm just going to push this
into this safe zone.
Really think we can do this?
Absolutely.
No doubt. 50/50.
I like those odds.
Team Danger on three.
- One. - Two.
Three.
Team Danger!
- Let's go! - Let's do this!
[screaming]
Rolling barrel!
Sorry, I, uh, thought that would help.
Stop helping.
Okay, I'll stop.
- Are you lying? - Yeah.
Okay, that's it.
That was really impressive.
I know.
Raining thunder!
You've got to be kidding me.
Come on, let's get outta here.
Look at all that valuable grease.
Leave it, we'll go to dental school.
Well, can't win 'em all.
Excuse me, Piper?
Yes?
Is there anyway you could, uh, drive a little faster?
You need to drive faster.
But that would be speeding and I can't break the law.
Little girl, we are the law.
You need to drive faster.
[soft music playing]
[rock music playing]
[honking]
Get outta the way!
[rock music playing]
[honking]
Okay and... there.
Whoa! You animated Downtown Brown.
Shh. Watch. Now, see that kid sitting at the table
doing his homework?
Yeah.
That's Jackson.
Ah, I knew it. I knew it when I saw his name flashing.
And that's me coming in the door there.
- Right. - Okay.
And, Henry, that's you over there in the corner.
Why is my hair brown and curly?
'Cause I animated it brown and curly.
But why?
I guess I never really liked your hair,
so I tried something new.
- But I like my hair-- - Can I please get on
- with my plan? - Yeah, all right.
I like your hair.
See as I walk past Jackson's table,
you come running at me like a crazy person
and you yell,
"Hey, give me that phone!"
And then you grab my phone right out of my hand.
Okay.
And when you have it, I yell,
"Ah, that jerk just stole my phone!"
At which point Jackson, will jump up and yell,
Hey! Whoa, man!
And then he will punch you,
rescue my phone and give it back to me.
And that's it. Questions?
Yes, when did you learn how to make animatics?
That's not the point. Will you help me?
Come on, even if I say yeah,
how do you know Jackson's going to do all that?
I mean, how do you know
he's going to do anything to help you?
- Love Maybe. - What?
Yes, that's Jackson's favorite movie, Love Maybe.
It's such a good film.
Okay, wait. What am I missing here?
[sighing]
In the movie, Love Maybe, this is
exactly how the girl and the guy meet.
So some dude tries to steal Emma Stone's phone
but Channing Tatum tackles the dude, gets Emma's phone back
and they fall in love on a green boat.
But there's no boat in Piper's animatic.
Forget about the boat, okay? You let me worry about the boat.
I'm just saying if you want that--
Can we please go so we can have our meet cute?
No.
- No? - Why no?
Because I'm working.
Okay, working, working.
I got to separate these nuts and bolts.
All right?
And I have to leave for New York tomorrow,
so I don't have time for your meet cuteing.
I'm sorry.
Oh, come on. You can't take half an hour
to help your sweet sister?
- My sweet sis-- - This is so important to me.
And I am sweet.
When I was dying, you pushed me down the stairs!
No, you're not!
She still tells me that I'm nice.
Okay, Henry, in 20 seconds,
you have to push the pink button.
Starting countdown now.
Okay, where's the pink button?
It's on the navigation panel on the right hand side.
Now press the pink button only.
This is where Handsy messed up.
Dude, they're all pink.
No, they're not. One is salmon, one is bubble gum,
one is flamingo, one is hot magenta.
Running out of time here.
Hit the pink button now!
Which one is pink? Tell me where.
Pick a corner. Left, right or down?
It's this one!
That's pink!
Piper?
- Piper? - Henry's sister?
Uh, why are boys so bad with colors?
Am I right, Charlotte?
What are you doing here?
What is she doing there now?
Yeah, what are you doing here?
Well, I ditched Jasper, came back to the Man Cave
and snuck on board. This ship is bananas.
Do you do stuff like this all the time?
I don't know. Maybe not all the time, like once a week.
What? I can't believe you snuck on board.
You put Jasper in charge of taking me home.
What did you think was gonna happen?
Uh, guys.
You're not trained for this, Piper, okay? This is not okay.
- Oh, you are so trained. - Oh, I am trained.
[arguing]
You couldn't even find a pink button!
Oh, how was I supposed to know which one was pink, Piper?
They're all pink! They're all pink!
I could go all day, Henry!
You guys!
What?!
You're at the Hippo Campus!
Emergency stop!
No, no, no, Piper, don't, don't, don't, don't.
You have arrived at your destination.
How did you- know how to--
I know what an emergency brake is.
I have a driver's license.
Established.
Why are you? Why is he laughing like that?
- Henry! - Don't point at me like that.
- Henry! - Yeah, what's up?
Mom and Dad just called.
So?
They're on their way here.
What? No, no, no, no, no, no.
They're in- they're in Toronto.
Nuh-uh.
When they were changing planes in Chicago,
Dad went to the men's room and dropped
his passport in the toilet.
Why didn't he just reach in and grab it?
He tried, but it was an auto-flusher.
Oh, my God!
So his arm got stuck in the toilet,
then they had to call
the fire department to pull it out.
So Mom and Dad bailed on the trip?
Yeah, they just called from Nacho Ball
and said they'll be home soon.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Which Nacho Ball: the close one or the nice one?
The close one!
[screaming]
[groaning]
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Jasper! Jasper, turn off the music!
Okay.
Okay, everyone, please listen up!
Please! I need everyone to get all their stuff,
and get out immediately!
Why?
Uh, 'cause the...
'Cause the snakes got loose.
Snakes, yeah.
Hurry!
Your parents just pulled up in the driveway!
Oh, okay, everyone, go out the back door!
The back door!
Charlotte, go outside and try to stall my parents.
'Kay 'kay.
Come on!
Okay, quick, help me move the furniture.
Yeah.
I'll take this back.
Alright, come on. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Hurry up!
Come on, come on.
Flowers.
Alright, yo, help me move this couch.
Yeah.
- Come on. Come on. - I'm coming.
Okay, good, good, good. Jasper, now get out.
Right.
Piper, go upstairs and blow your nose.
Right. Wait. Why blow my nose?
You've got something hanging out right here.
[screaming]
Now, I've defeated three dudes.
All right, that's it!
- Uh, Piper, I don't know-- - Hey, Skunkbag!
Piper, come on, follow me.
Girls, be careful with those weapons.
And remember Jeff is very stupid.
I heard that.
Shh.
Alright, Jeff, where are you?
[screaming]
- Where'd he go? - I don't know.
And where's your blaster?
[screaming]
Don't move.
Yeah. Sorry, girls.
You're about to get [unintelligible]
- No Jeff! - Don't do it, Jeff.
[screaming]
Ah, dang it, it's out of battery!
Quick! Piper, grab some
of these antique video rectangles!
'Kay, 'kay!
Yeah, that's it, VHS power!
You go!
[screaming]
- Okay! - Alright!
I think they- I think you got them.
That's enough.
Two more!
Take Flashdance!
And Gandhi!
Sorry, Gandhi.
Sometimes violence is the answer.