- All right, all right.
Now let me flush the toilet.
Oh, oh my God!
There's a peas, did I just pee peas?
(laughs)
- It's so disgusting.
Medical injuries mixed with puppets, what?
A lot of you have been asking for this.
So today we are reacting to SML YouTube channel.
I have no idea what we are in for.
Let's dive right in.
- Right Mario, here's your medicine.
And I brought you some cough drops too.
- Okay first of all, I'm not gonna take the cough drops.
Cause I feel like I'm choking
whenever I'm sucking on them
and I'm not gonna take the NyQuil cause it tastes horrible
and I don't want to go to sleep.
(laughs)
- Those cough drops typically they have honey in them.
Honeys and anti-inflammatory there.
It's been proven to actually reduce coughing
just as much as cough syrup.
But this is very common.
We'll prescribe medications and then the patient's like,
no I don't wanna take it.
- Your temperature is hot AF.
- [Jordan] Is this doctor actually wearing a helmet?
Pretty big red flag.
Does he have a pencil stuck up his nose?
If a doctor came in all disheveled,
be a little concerned.
- Well I am burning up, I have a fever.
- Fevers are typically 38 degrees Celsius
which is a 100.4 degrees Fahrenheit.
Once you start getting a 105, 106,
you're actually gonna start to come altered.
So you need to get to the hospital.
- And we also have,
that you have a rash on your pee pee
and it burns when you pee.
- [Jordan] Burning with urination
typically is a urinary tract infection
or fungal infection or it could potentially be an STI.
- I don't need any lotion.
I don't need anything, I'm sick and I have the flu.
- You have the flu daddy?
- Flu caused by the influenza virus.
A lot of times people will describe flu-like symptoms.
We'll call them constitutional symptoms.
Runny nose, cough, not feeling well,
body aches, fever, fatigue, weakness.
Those were the symptoms.
- I think we need to operate.
All right daddy I need to check your vitals
before we operate.
- Vital signs are blood pressure, your temperature,
your heart rate and your respiratory rate.
- Well I need to listen to your butt.
Daddy, you got poop in your butt.
I think we need to operate.
- I don't wanna poop my butt.
You don't need to operate on my butt.
- No daddy we gotta operate.
I gotta scrub it. - Oh my gosh.
No, we don't use those kinda objects
to go up the butt.
If we ever have to get poop out of somebody's rectum
it's actually manual with a finger.
Sometimes we'll help to use enemas,
which is squirting different types of fluids up there
to get it wash out.
- Stop it.
Jeffy.
(Jeffy screams)
- Oh my God there have been times
when people come to the emergency department
with a broken penis.
- You broke your penis.
- All the tissue can actually snap and bend
and you can rupture blood vessels
and you need to get to the hospital immediately.
Nobody wants an L-shaped penis if they can avoid it.
- Did you always doing, aw aw aw.
- Stop, stop doing it.
There, problem solve.
Bill your insurance.
(laughs)
- He say still in pain though.
- Well, of course he's in pain.
He's been smacking himself in his private parts.
It's gonna hurt. - It's actually quite common.
Hey doc when I do this it hurts.
So it's like well don't do that.
And then we've tried to figure out
what initially caused the pain
but don't keep doing something that hurts
just to show somebody that this is what it is.
- I think we should do an x-ray.
- Oh you you think we should do an x-ray.
- Typically x-rays won't be benefits.
You're gonna barely see any soft tissue
related to the genitals.
X-rays will show up different densities,
just relating to bone and kind of soft tissue.
But you really can't see any detail.
- What's wrong with my son on the x-ray
- Uh, hey son.
You see those cracks right there.
- Yeah. - Yeah they're not
supposed to be there.
That, that is the result
of years of him doing this little number right here.
- So if you do fracture your inferior
or your superior pubic rami,
most of the time if it's just broken on one of them,
you can walk on it.
It will just cause pain.
But if they're both fractured on the same side
then they're potentially unstable.
So you'll have an issue related to walking.
- You get a marker or something in coloring your hair.
- No Jeffy look there's not much I can do about being bald.
- Which is true.
Once you start balding, you can use topical medications
or pills but, once it kind of starts,
that's where headed so to speak.
- Hey there somebody call a doctor.
- Yes doctor so, I'm going bald.
- You're bald, Baldy. - Yeah, no.
- So bald. - We typically won't do that.
We're pretty compassionate people
but we are straight shooters.
So we'll tell you what's going on.
What are your options
and what might have contributed to balding
or losing your hair faster
at a certain period of time in your life.
- What do we do, like can I get hair implants?
- Oh yeah, I can give you a hair implants.
- Oh thank God.
- How much are they? - Oh, they're about
a hundred thousand dollars.
- Well, I can't afford that.
- So there are people physicians
that are specialists in doing this in hair transplant.
Some people are quite successful at it.
Others not and it can get expensive
and typically not covered by insurance.
- I guess we could just turn on the TV
and hope a cheaper option shows up.
- Hello, I am Dr. Friedrich Finkelshitz.
- Yeah there are always ads out there on TV
but you see the ads out there
for like Propecia hair loss, Rogaine.
- Now we wait for five seconds.
- Whoa it worked.
- My God, I'm gonna order that right now.
- It's like a chia pet.
Remember those old school like chia pets
where you put these seeds on and phew.
- Let's hurry up and do it. - What do I do?
- Spray the top of my head.
- Okay.
- Ah.
- Ah! No.
- What's wrong?
- What are you doing in my eyes.
- Oh, I'm sorry Jeffy.
- So actually if you get a chemical in your eye
that shouldn't be there hurts.
Wash it out.
We have eye wash stations at the hospital
but you can just run it under the sink for a while.
- Dang, I can't see anything.
- Marvin that's so much hair.
- Well it means it works out - Oh my gosh.
so baby spray the top of my head.
- Oh, I'm scared.
- Oh my gosh.
- Did it work? - Yes Marvin,
you have so much hair.
- I do? I bet I look so sexy.
(laughs)
- I wish that was something that was out there
but it doesn't exist.
But as I said, there are shampoos, topicals,
there are pills.
It's up to you what you wanna do
relating to your hair loss.
- Sneezing on my pizza.
I have a pizza in there its covered in boogers.
So I need you to heal him
so he can make some food for me right now.
- I mean I can give him some medicine
but it's gonna take like three or four days
before he actually heals. - Oh that's true, thank you.
He may be prescribing an antibiotic
if it's a bacterial infection,
but most of the time colds are related to viruses.
A virus won't actually get better
if you treat it with an antibiotic.
- Look, I know you guys have the cure for cancer
and you don't wanna give it to the public
because you know
that you're making a butt load of money after treatment.
- Who told you that?
- Oh, I have Google.
- Damn. - Yeah,
so go ahead and give him a magical pill
that I know you doctors have
so he could get better and make me some food.
- We don't have magical pills.
I wish we did, most of the time,
we're optimizing your body
to allow your own natural fighters
to actually fight the infection.
- Right I do have this magical pill right here.
That'll make him feel better in about an hour or so.
- This pill looks like Nexium, this little purple pill
which is basically for your stomach.
- But I gotta warn you.
This pill has some pretty crazy side effect.
I'm talking stuff that you can't even imagine.
Things that you've never seen before.
- Every medication that we prescribe has side effects.
Some are horrible and some are not that bad.
Not everybody will get these side effects.
- One guy who took this pill grew a tail,
a rattlesnake tail.
And then another person who took this pill,
his lungs exploded.
And then somebody else who took this pill
scratched his own eyes out
because he thought his eyes were scratching sniff stickers.
(laughs)
- I've never seen any of these
related to the side effects of a medication.
The majority of the side effects
that I see for medications include nausea,
vomiting like GI upsets, hives or swelling.
Difficulty breathing sometimes related to allergic reaction.
- Alright, alright.
Now let me flush the toilet.
- Oh, oh my God.
There's a peas?
Did I just pee peas?
(laughs)
- It's so disgusting.
Chunks that we see come out of somebody's urine,
typically blood clots and the other thing kidney stones.
- Okay so let me get this straight, Chef Pee Pee pees peas?
- I'd say that totally ties path.
Chef Pee Pee pees peas, actually kind of funny.
Pretty good, I like that
the way they're going about it
but their dialogue is pretty funny and entertaining.
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