[screaming]
Eat it.
[gasping]
[screaming]
[gasping]
- Hey guys, it's Annie LeBlanc. - And Hayley LeBlanc.
And today we're gonna be playing a very interesting game
called House of Lards.
House of Lards?
Is it like a house of cards? Are we building something?
Yeah, I really don't know, but whatever it is, bring it on.
So they just brought in this tower of butter, I think it is.
I think so. So pretty much the game is
Hayley is gonna go first, she's gonna try to pull
one of these blocks of butter out.
Hopefully the tower doesn't fall, but here's the twist.
I get to blow dry it and melt everything.
- OK, ready? - Wait, no I'm not ready.
Oh my gosh!
Oh, I got one! I got one. I got one. I got one.
Aw, it's buttery!
Are you sure there's like actually...
Yeah, I just fished one out.
Ooh, it's melting Annie. It's melting, better get one out fast.
- Oh my gosh, it's already melting. - OK.
Uh...
Oh, I'm like really good at this game.
Like, look at me go.
- OK, your turn. - Here.
You can't-- Oh, OK, OK.
Oh gosh, this is bad.
Stop Annie, you can't go directly...
[screaming]
[cheering]
Loser has to eat that stick of butter!
What?
No, I just made that up. But if you want to, do it.
- Do it. - What?
Do it.
Did it do it? Is it good?
Tastes like butter.
OK guys, round two. Since I won the first round, I get to start.
Ooh, it slides so easily.
That's kind of a win.
- OK. - OK.
Oh my gosh. I'm just taking this one.
Ah...
Oh!
You have to touch one and then go for it, you touched like four.
OK.
I'm going for this one.
- I don't know, dudes. - Wait, no.
- No, you gotta go. - No, you didn't.
You're not allowed to go from over there, are you?
It did not fall. It did not fall. It did not fall.
This is-- Alright. Well, we'll just keep going.
OK.
Annie, you have to touch one!
You touched a bunch.
What do you want me to do with this information?
Like I have no idea what you want me to do.
Eek. Oh no, I think you're gonna--
Melting...
[gasping]
- I'm not eating it. - Eat it, no you have to eat it.
[gasping]
Done.
Our final round. I'm gonna go first 'cause I won last time.
Ah!
They're so melty right now.
Eek! Eek!
- No holding it, no holding it. - Alright, fine, fine, fine.
- Can I go like this? - Yeah.
OK, let me go...
You gotta do it, go.
- No holding it. - I'm trying! I can't get it--
Does that count? OK.
Oh, my hands!
[gasping]
Oh my gosh, I thought it slid out by itself.
[laughing]
Oh, it's so weird.
[gasping]
How does that not count?
I didn't rip the whole...
No, um...
- Annie! - Don't hold it.
- She just put it back up. - Because you pushed it.
Woo!
Eat it. You gotta eat the piece.
- This one? - Yeah.
Just, just-- Yeah.
Yum.
Oh she's gonna eat it eat it.
No she's not.
Yeah, I don't wanna see that.
She spit it on our tower.
Wait, I'm gonna try to break this.
Me too. Ready, one, two, three.
This is kind of fun.
OK, ready...
Hello, I am Ian Hecox.
I'm Merrick Hanna and this is the Mystery...
Meat Challenge.
Why did I agree to this?
Alright, um...
I'm gonna start off with this one
'cause I think this is gonna be the easiest.
I mean, is that jerkified in the same way that these are jerkified?
Should I just start with this one? OK, alright.
- I think it's pineapple. - That's just good.
I'm gonna save this one for later, I'm gonna finish with that one.
OK, what could this be?
This smells...
Fishy.
Is this salmon?
Is this salmon jerky?
It's not a fish?
I mean, it can't just be regular old cow, can it?
Iguana?
Snake, definitely snake.
Who just has reptile meat laying around?
Like what kind of reptiles are people eating?
A snake.
- Is it snake? - This has to be snake.
- I knew it, snake, snake, snake, snake! - What kinda snake?
- Python. - Ooh!
I saw a video of a python eating an entire crocodile, so...
I don't feel so bad about eating 'em.
On to the next one!
This is um...
Kinda shaped like Florida.
This is good, it's stickier than the other one.
So I'm gonna say it probably comes from a...
A fattier animal.
This has to be beef.
- First try. - This is regular old jerky.
That's very good.
Now it's gonna get harder.
This one's wider.
Um...
So I'm gonna say it's probably...
Oh, that smells fishy.
Hmm.
But I dunno, that one smelled fishy, maybe jerky just smells fishy, I dunno.
What are you tasting?
Is that alligator?
No.
This one does not taste like any other jerky I've ever had before.
So I'm guessing it's not normally jerkified.
It tastes kinda weird, um...
Um... this is salmon.
- No, but it is fish. - What kinda fish?
- Swordfish! - Oh, alright!
I can kinda taste like the fishiness of it.
There we go, OK.
Don't know why you make that into jerky but alright.
Oh... oh, that's good!
I dunno what that is but we should be making jerky outta this.
What could this be?
Hmm.
Does it have fur?
It doesn't have fur?
Does it fly?
OK, so it's not bald eagle... that's good.
It's not a reptile.
It is a reptile?
Alligator.
Oh...
That was alligator?
What? I was not expecting that at all!
I went to Florida once
and there was a dude selling alligator jerky on the side of the road.
This one is in a lot of small bits, so I'm guessing maybe a smaller animal?
OK.
This has to be duck.
Tastes good.
Do people keep it as a pet?
He nodded yes.
I would never guess this is duck.
- It does not taste like duck. - Is it another reptile?
OK, 'cause like you guys are cooking up a lot of reptiles.
I mean I don't know what duck tastes like but it just doesn't seem like duck.
You said it can fly but it also swims?
- Duck. - Oh!
Wow, sorry.
I did very poorly.
They all tasted kinda weird, except for the beef
'cause that's kinda normal but everything else was really weird.
All jerky kinda tastes the same.
Except for the fish which was kinda disgusting.
I do not like fish, it just was weird.
I mean, it was just off.
We don't need to be making fish jerky.
Just stop, nobody wants that.
Nobody.
I thought alligator was actually OK.
Like it wasn't that bad... that was surprising.
Yeah, if you want a little sweet treat.
Pineapple, it's the way to go.
- I am Ian Hecox. - I'm Merrick Hanna.
And this was the Mystery Meat Challenge.
Which jerky would you most likely want to eat?
Let us know in the comments below.
If you guys haven't gone out there and tried some alligator jerky...
Go to your nearest Florida highway roadside
and pick up a bag.