It's safe to say that any NBA game where LeBron plays
is gonna be exciting.
But the real action at Monday's Lakers-Hawks game
was happening courtside.
NEWSMAN: She's being called Courtside Karen
after getting into a heated courtside exchange
with LeBron James.
But during the verbal altercation with LeBron,
her mask came down.
You can hear a security guard talk to her.
Once she got kicked out, she was still livid.
Listen, let me tell you,
LeBron James looked at my husband during the game
and cussed him out and I stood up and I go,
"Don't (bleep) talk to my husband.
Talk to my husband one more time and I will (bleep) you up."
NEWSMAN 2: LeBron added the following quote...
Ooh! The shade!
LeBron finished that game with 21 points, nine assists,
and one murder.
But, come on, guys, we know that that guy wasn't her dad,
because a daughter would have just been like,
"Oh, my God, Dad, you're embarrassing me!
Drag him, LeBron!"
By the way,
it is really good to see fans in the arenas again.
You know? They're just like, "Suck these nuts,
"you piece of shit! (cries)
"Man, it's so good to be back.
I've missed you, LeBron."
Regardless, it appears we now have yet another breed of Karen.
Yes, my friends, they're mutating faster
than the coronavirus. And just like coronavirus,
Karens are a huge drain on American society.
Luckily for them and us,
now there's a place where Karens can go for treatment.
LYDIC: There's an epidemic in this country
that's spiraling out of control.
-Please take your phone off. -Please don't come close to me.
Then I'm taking pictures and calling the cops.
Women across the country lashing out,
flying off the handle,
set off by problems great and small.
Man, call the police!
Mostly small.
You're not wearing a mask. Can you step away?
Can you show me your papers?
That man harassed me for not wearing a mask!
I have a breathing problem!
I have a right to my pizza.
If you or someone you love
exhibits these disturbing symptoms,
there is hope.
The Karentervention Virtual Rehab Clinic.
We study and treat the root causes
and behaviors of the Karen
and reintegrate them into society
as fully functioning citizens
who mind their own damn business.
You'll come to us a Karen
but leave a Brittany or Denise
or whatever your name was before,
unless it was Karen.
In which case, you're gonna have to change it.
No matter what type of Karenism you suffer from, we can help.
We specialize in a wide range of wild and out women,
including MAGA Karens,
drive-thru Karens,
and even COVID Karens.
They won't let me in without a mask,
but it's my constitutional right to buy froyo
and cough on whoever I want to.
(coughing)
Karen, let's just try on a face mask,
see how it feels.
Yeah?
I can't breathe!
You can breathe
or you wouldn't be complaining so (bleep) much.
My face has rights!
But of all the Karens we treat,
I'm most proud of our work with racist Karens.
Hi, yes, I'd like to report a Black man
who is trying to come in my door.
He says he's a mailman, but... (stammers)
Can you please send somebody quick?
Karen, I'd like you to try some exposure therapy now.
Roy, are you there?
Hey. What's up, Desi?
Okay, this is my friend Roy.
I just want you to watch him for a few minutes
without losing your mind.
Look out! He's got a gun!
It's a sandwich, Karen.
Can I go?
Once you check in, our therapies
will cut straight to the root of your Karening.
I think the manager that you really need to speak to
is the one that's inside here.
(crying)
Another breakthrough.
Don't wait to seek help.
Call us now.
We know how good you are at whipping out your phone.
Rehabilitation is possible.
And I know that, because I'm not just a counselor here--
I'm also in recovery.
(spits)
This coffee's cold!
I'm calling the police!
It was cold.