- [Announcer] Tonight on a very special edition
of Drunk vs High.
- This episode: Operation.
- Wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
This game has cards?
- [Announcer] Tempers will flare.
(game buzzing) - [Group] Oh!
- Where's his penis?
- [Announcer] Bonds will be broken.
- (beep)
(beep) you Sam! (beep) you!
- [Announcer] Leading up to one of the greatest moments
in Try Guys history.
(laughing)
(intense music playing)
(upbeat music playing)
- Welcome to another edition of
- [Group] Try Guys game time.
(laughing)
- Eugene, you didn't even mouth games,
you just sort of went (groans).
- You just thought about game.
You just thought about.
- I lightly mouthed it.
- We're gonna be playing Operation,
a classic children's game where you're the doctor.
And typically doctors are encouraged to not be inebriated.
This is a great game.
Everyone loves this game and it's hard.
I've also only ever played this high or drunk.
I've never not been goofed.
Let me tell you how to play.
Okay everyone's gonna get the same amount
of specialist cards.
On your turn, draw the top doctor card from the deck.
The card tells you which part to operate on.
- Okay.
- If you get it without lighting up his nose,
then you you get the amount of money the card says.
If you set off the buzzer, your turn is over.
We look at who, see who's the specialist for that thing.
If that player has the specialist card
they can go for that same operation for a higher feet.
- Does anyone here know Operation has cards?
Did you know that?
- No, I've only ever just gone buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz.
- And you play until all the funatomy parts
are removed from the fun cavities.
(laughing)
And that's it.
You can also play by yourself, if you're sad.
(air whooshing)
- Eugene's gonna go first.
He's gonna pull up a doctor card.
All right, pull a doctor card.
Okay.
- Yay.
- [Group] Yay.
- Yes, yes, yes.
- I drew Adam's apple.
- So you're gonna go for the apple?
(singing Adam's family theme song)
- Does a specialist charge more?
- Yes.
- That's (beep) up.
- I know it's how it is.
And they're outta network if you can believe it.
And I imagine we only draw--
(shushing)
- This looks like a-- (shushing)
- Listen for the buzz.
- Wow. (applauding)
- Well we got an apple out.
That's 300 dollars for Eugene.
- Well, That was an easier one.
- It's okay you did it though.
- But you did it. - 300 bucks.
(air whooshing) (upbeat music playing)
- Ned it's your turn.
How many surgeries have you had?
- I've had one surgery.
- I've had one surgery. - Where was it?
- My hernia?
- My hernia.
- Yeah.
Mine was when I was seven.
- Mine was when I was 30.
- My, they told, I apparently lifted a lot
of heavy children as a child.
- Wow. - You love children that much.
That's beautiful.
- This is like a giant butt hole.
- Keith why would you point out
how that pillow looks like a butt hole?
- It's so butt holist.
Look at this butt hole.
- This is not a permanent pillow in here, is it?
Please tell me not. (laughing)
I mean for the love of God,
I hope we're returning that.
- Looks exactly like a butt hole.
- Welcome to the new Try Guys studio,
we're really going for a butt hole aesthetic in here.
- Mine is the wish bone.
The wish bone.
All right this is a hard one.
Let me look at it and then I'll move my head.
(Keith imitating heart monitor)
- I'm sorry there's nothing more we can do.
Make a wish.
We have a 50% chance of life or death.
(Keith imitating heart monitor)
(laughing)
- That's how it would be in the real room.
- Oh (beep).
(game buzzing)
- (beep) Ned!
(intense music playing)
(game buzzing)
- [ Keith] Luckily I'm the specialist.
Yeah. Bringing home Keith.
(upbeat music playing)
(game buzzing) (group exclaiming)
- Put it back in.
Put it back.
(laughing)
(air whooshing)
- Come on Zach.
(air whooshing) - Spare ribs.
- Sam can't use these extra ribs,
so he's giving you first dibs.
Hot.
- God I hope he (beep) up.
- I hope he (beep) up.
- You got this Zach.
- (Keith imitating heart monitor)
(game buzzing)
- [Group] Oh.
- Who's the specialist?
- Luckily I'm the mother (beep) specialist.
(laughing)
- I don't think a patient would like or
would a patient like that?
- I'm gonna refer you to myself.
- I'd like to speak to your manager please.
- You're looking at the manager.
(laughing)
- You can do it. Think of Maggie.
- It's really underneath there.
- Maggie does this every day.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah she's a surgeon.
She just does surgery on bowl cutted fat men.
(game buzzing)
[Group] Oh.
I didn't even (beep).
- You did though.
- No, but I didn't even touch it.
- Sam got it now.
(game repeatedly buzzing)
(air whooshing) - All right it's my turn.
Writer's cramp.
The pencil in Sam's wrist is stuck.
So get the, let out doc.
Good luck.
Lead poisoning is serious.
- Yeah. You guys ever pretend like you're giving yourself
a shot with a mechanical pencil?
Who did that?
- Everybody.
- Oh yeah.
I had a stab.
- Okay.
(game buzzing)
(groaning)
- I already touched it.
(game aggressively buzzing)
- If we drain the battery, we got this.
- Oh, I'm the big specialist.
- Get in there.
Get in there.
Get in there Eugene.
- Writer's cramp.
- Wow.
He's good.
- Wow. He's good.
- He's the only one who's got a steady hand.
- He's two for two.
- Can you imagine?
Like seriously imagine cutting into a body.
- Well, you wouldn't cut like this.
(upbeat music playing)
- It's the bread basket.
- The bread.
- Oh, this one's an easy one.
Becky and I play this game sometimes at home.
- That's kinda good.
- Yeah.
- Dude. We finally found out what your Eugene's good at.
- Here goes the wrenched ankle.
I did it!
- Got the rubber band in my hand and they--
(game buzzing)
[Group] Oh!
- No!
- Did it buzz?
- [Keith] It's on.
- Let's go!
- The current score is 400 for us and about 1600, 1800?
- 19.
- How in the heck am I supposed to get it?
(game buzzing) Oh!
- You left it in him.
You left it in him.
You left the knife in him.
- Round of drinks.
- You got this Eugene.
- Yay.
- Okay Sam that's gonna be just fine.
- Give him a kiss.
- That's gotta be malpractice.
- [Group] Awe.
- I guess that one was worth 200.
(upbeat music playing)
(intense piano music playing)
- Eugene Yang enters the surgery.
- Doctor, doctor, doctor.
- Doctor can we discuss what happened to Sam here today?
- I think he was in front of just sort
of a random stuff explosion.
- I mean, it's like 12 surgeries at once.
This guy got (beep) up.
- He's having a, like, this is a intense
like this must be the ER.
- I can say confidently there's no universe
in which I'm a doctor. (laughing)
- Yay.
(applauding)
- How much money do I owe you?
- How much money's left?
- I've paid my whore.
(laughing)
(upbeat music playing)
- There's two left.
Hey, you know what?
Too much ice cream froze Sam's brain.
Scoop it out to stop the pain.
- And you're the specialist.
- And I'm the specialist.
I get two shots and I should probably
(beep) up the first one.
- Guys it's obviously anyone's game
and it all comes down to this.
(game buzzing) (laughing)
- Just trying to readjust my thing.
Good thing on the specialist.
- [Group] Yeah!
- Woo!
- Specialist money!
That's right.
1200 big ones.
(forced grunting)
- You just like doubled our score.
- And with one surgery.
- Zach! Stop filming by yourself!
- I got a pretty good angle.
- (laughing) I was embarrassed that I was being filmed.
(laughing)
- But you've got, there's one up here too Keith.
(upbeat music playing)
- Oh, it's anybody's game.
- Not if Eugene's still playing.
Hey, that's my (laughs goofily)
- Charlie horse.
- Nay.
- This is the hardest one.
- The hardest one.
- Who's house?
Charlie horse house.
If he wins, we'll have to pony up.
You could be a real stud here.
A stallion so to speak.
If you can't save him, we gotta put him in the pasture.
Nay.
(intense drumming music playing)
(game buzzing)
- All right, Ned, get in there.
Be stable.
- Philly my hands.
- Philly?
- That did we get that joke?
Ladies and gentlemen?
- You gotta be stable.
Your hands gotta be stable.
- Use your brain.
Search yourself. You'll find it.
- Ayo!
- If I get this,
which is currently lodged deep in his thigh.
- You win the game Ned.
(suspenseful music playing)
- Ned are you farting like crazy?
It is rank over here.
(laughing)
The first one, I let it slide.
The second one, I was like Ned, please.
The third one is so repulsive.
I can't let it go.
- This is the only one Keith.
- No, it's not.
- That one was, that was a bad one.
That one was a bad one.
- First one, I can be an honorable man.
(laughing)
The second one, I'm quite nice.
- What are you talking about?
- The third I'm right here.
I'm right here.
- Just one.
- Then the other two were some other Try Guy.
- Just one.
Just one.
But granted it was right in your face.
Right in you face.
- Is it because you're drinking?
- It was a lot.
It was a lot of gas.
- Rough.
- It was a lot of gas.
- Are we sure it's not the body?
- I could smell the temperature.
(laughing)
- It was a hot wet one.
- Hot.
Hot.
Fresh off the grill.
- I don't think there's any way I can get this.
- Maybe try farting again.
(laughing)
- I'm all out of farts.
(laughing)
(game buzzing)
- Of course, of course.
It's so far back there.
It's so deep in there.
(game buzzing)
Zach just forfeited his turn.
Your turn. It's your turn.
Let my, let the power of my farts consume you.
(upbeat music playing)
- My high school girlfriend's dad, he was a surgeon.
- I think we should just really quickly edit through
the past two hours and just get straight to the fart.
(hysterical laughing)
- I dunno where you're going off with three farts.
- There were definitely other farts.
Maybe they weren't Ned's farts,
but guys thank God smellovision still doesn't exist.
- I definitely gave you fart number three,
but did I give you fart number one fart number two?
No.
- Were you farting?
Somebody was!
- Our butts are never pointing that direction.
- You can replay the tape.
You'll see it on my face, I go.
- Editor can we play an extreme close up of Keith's face
reacting to the fart.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah okay.
- How am I gonna get this horse?
- You think surgeons have like good laughs like this?
- I (beep) hope not.
- So you gimme a plastic scalpel.
- Now we're cooking with gas.
(laughing)
- Just you Ned.
(game buzzing)
- I've never considered if my hands are steady or not.
- It's in the head.
It's in the head.
- No, No, No.
(laughing)
- This horse ain't coming out.
(game buzzing)
- Oh (beep).
- We now have to work as a hospital.
You start jamming it towards with a swoop.
- We just gotta take, we just gotta take the L.
Go for it!
All right. The head is, I see the head.
It's crowning.
- You get it.
You got this.
Make it rain.
(game buzzing)
- [Group] Ah!
- You got this.
Ned it's back to you.
You got it.
(Keith groaning)
- Now the arouse sounds.
(Keith sighs)
(laughing)
(game buzzing)
- Oh!
(game buzzing)
- All right come on guys.
- I really, I moved it more central.
- It's impossible to get.
(game buzzing)
(beep)
(beep) you Sam!
(beep) you!
Why even cut a hole that shape?
(game buzzing) [Group] Oh!
- Got close.
I got it close.
- It's getting more central.
(game buzzing)
(beep)
- Dr. Habersberger, do you want to call a time of death?
- (beep) him.
This is about our pride.
(game buzzing)
- All right I'm gonna sacrifice my turn, okay?
(intense music playing)
(game buzzing)
(intense music playing)
- We been here for a (beep) hour.
- Come on Ned. Come on Ned.
Come on Dr. Ned.
(game buzzing)
- We're gonna sacrifice.
(laughing)
- Is this the thumbnail?
Yeah push it.
Twist, sacrifice, twist, sacrifice.
(game continually buzzing)
- There we go.
- Good sacrifice. Okay go Keith.
- Okay Keith.
We've sacrificed.
(laughing)
- I can do this!
I can (beep) do this.
- Oh
(suspenseful music playing)
(game buzzing)
(groaning)
- Grab it by the leg.
Grab it by the leg.
- Just sort of, just turn Sam upside down and shake it.
(game buzzing)
- Ned, Ned, Ned, Ned, Ned, Ned!
- All I can see is his little leg.
- We're all losing our minds.
(suspenseful music playing)
- Okay. - Perfect. That's perfect.
(suspenseful music playing)
(cheering loudly)
- Every time Sam gets hurt,
we should edit in a Keith scream.
(Keith screaming)
- Shorter one.
(Keith shouts)
Give us like one little aroused one
like you didn't expect it.
(Keith moans)
(laughing)
Give us like a (whooshes).
(Keith moaning) (laughing)