Fuck.
TV NARRATOR: This woman has a paralyzing fear of a specific piece of upholstery.
TV MAN: Walks slowly...
TV MAN:You're good.
TV WOMAN: I can't see where I'm going--
TV MAN: Yeah, that's the point.
TV MAN: Okay, now...
TV MAN: Alright, look!
(SCREAMS)
TV WOMAN: COUCH!
TV MAN: (echoed) It's a couch.
I know it's stupid, but whenever I see one I...
I'm terrified. I--
TV NARRATOR: It's called "lechophobia."
TV NARRATOR: And it's more common than you may think.
(snorts)
Okay...
(microwave beeps)
Hm.
TV NARRATOR: One might consider the idea that a couch would be dangerous to be ludicrous.
TV NARRATOR: One would be wrong...
NARRATOR: You should be more careful about the things you pick up off the street.
You never know what sorts of things you might bring into your home...
Bedbugs.
Lice.
And, you know....
...other stuff.
(sinister laughing)