all right
people who really want to have a good
time won't come to a slaughterhouse
and we've got entirely too many
troublemakers here
too many uh 40-year-old
felons power drinkers and trustees of
modern chemistry
it's going to change and that sure
sounds good
but a lot of the guys who come in here
we can't handle one-on-one
even two on one don't worry about it
all you have to do is follow three
simple rules one
never underestimate your opponent expect
the unexpected
two take it outside never start anything
inside the bar unless it's absolutely
necessary
and three be nice
come on if somebody gets in your face
and calls you a i want you to
be nice
okay ask him to walk
be nice if he won't walk walk him
but be nice if you can't walk him one of
the others will help you
and you'll both be nice
i want you to remember that it's a job
it's nothing personal uh-huh
being called a in personal
no it's two nouns combined to elicit a
prescribed response
i wonder if somebody calls my mama a
is she
i want you to be nice
until it's time to not be nice
well uh how are we supposed to know when
that is
you won't i'll let you know
you are the bouncers i am the cooler all
you have to do is watch my back and each
other's
take out the trash
you