Can you make me another kangaroo balloon?
I name this one Charlie and I wanna name
- the other one Lincoln. - No problemo.
[squeaking]
Not jinxed. [popping]
[trilling]
[dinging]
AH!
Hello, brother.
Please stop doing that.
She's scared me too.
Let's not mention this in our Macho Man applications.
Why don't we just ask your dad
if he would change the bedtime rule?
He's fixing Vanzilla today.
It's not a good time to ask him for stuff.
I am not a good mechanic!
I just wanted to replace the windshield wiper fluid!
I need to stay for five more hours
to complete my three nights of fright.
And although I'd never admit to my fellow club members,
I'm fading. I need you to keep me awake.
This isn't gonna work, Lincoln.
We're running out of time. You have too many sisters.
Well, that's it, Clyde. I just had another idea.
[trilling]
[dinging]
You need to write your boyfriend a romantic text.
Clyde can help you write it. He's the best at this stuff.
I wouldn't say I'm the best.
[clearing throat]
Bobby, how lucky am I that in this infinite universe,
our souls exist in the same place
at the same time?
[dinging]
Love that is true, love that is real,
love that is love.
Oh, Clyde, that is literally so perfect.
My dads and I watch a lot of romantic comedies together.
Oh, and if you could run through an airport
and read him your text right before
he gets on an airplane, that'd be ideal.
I did it. I sent the perfect text.
[chuckles]
[trilling]
[dinging]
Clyde!
Yeah?
I hope you brought you pairs of underwear!
[revving]
I did!
[screaming]
It was nice knowing you guys.
[screaming]
[beeping]
Oh, heck no. [sirens blaring]
[sirens blaring]
[trilling]
[dinging]
We have a new student for you guys to do a profile on.
Name is Charlie Uggo.
[sighing] Great, another new student segment.
Suddenly the whole melon exposé's shooting up the charts.
Being the new kid can be easy. Let's try our best to give
Charlie a real Royal Woods welcome.
Thank you, Lincoln.
Oh, look, here she comes now.
She?
[dramatic music playing]
[Dream Weaver song playing]
Guys, this is Charlie Uggo.
Actually, it's pronounced, oo-ZHOH.
It's French. I just moved here from Tennessee.
Well, that seems appropriate cause you're the only ten I see.
[crickets chirping]
If y'all don't like the melon story,
got these crickets here can chirp the alphabet.
[trilling]
[dinging]
[gasping] I brushed all my Patty wigs.
All that's left to do is come up with a name for Lisa's robot,
and then Operation: [unintelligible]
Get My Macho Man Badge
While You Guys Take Dad Out For His Half Birthday
is ready to launch with time to spare.
[ticking] Macho.
I may be a genius, Lola.
But what do you think's gonna happen
when Dad notices you're not at his party?
I didn't think about that. If Dad's still not there,
then he's gonna wanna come get me.
How could I have missed this?
I'm the man with the plan, but my plan was flawed.
I have to be here to get my Macho Man Badge.
But I have to be there so Dad doesn't find out
I skipped his party.
Too bad you can't be two places at once.
Or can I?
[trilling]
[dinging]
[music playing]
What's up, little Brodio? Ready to go house some birds?
You know it, big bro.
Oh, and, uh... look what else I got you.
[music playing]
Blood Bath and Beyond Seven,
but Mom said I was too young to play this.
Yeah, that's why it's rated L for Lorraine sucks.
Lorraine's Mom's name, dude.
Oh. Yeah.
[tires squealing]
[motor revving]
Blood Bath and Beyond: Deathfest Seven.
In stores now. Get it today.
[door shutting]
What's up, little dude? I saw you at school, and, uh...
thought you might want one of these.
Deathfest Seven. No way.
Yes way.
Why did you do this for me?
It's just what big bros do.
[music playing]
Lincoln. Excuse me, brother.
I couldn't help noticing
you seem to be in a bit of a trance.
[trilling]
[dinging]
You boys have any identification?
I have my ID for my quiche club.
Oh, I love a good quiche.
I'm going to have to take you boys downtown
and book you.
Book us?
That's what they do before they throw people in jail.
We're good kids. I promise.
Lincoln, show 'em.
Please stop doing that.
Okay. Clyde, I'll call my dad and clear this whole thing up.
[chiming]
He's not answering.
[trilling]
[dinging]
So the man with the plan came through again.
In 13 minutes, we're going to be official Macho Men.
[ticking]
What happens if your dad notices it's a robot and not you?
Why does everyone keep poking holes in my plan?
Let's check Lisa's robot cam.
How about you, Linc? How's that burger treating ya?
[music playing lightly]
The modern hamburger was a result of the emergence
of the working class and the demand
for mass produced affordable food.
- Oh, no. - What's going on?
Sometimes the artificial intelligence,
motive overrides his conversational tones.
[music playing]
Wow, Linc, you've really been boning up
on your meat trivia, huh? Good job, buddy.
[sighing]
- Yes. - Lincoln.
- It worked. - I never had-