- The worst thing I've ever done.
Do you want me to be really, really honest?
- [Interviewer] Yeah.
- Oh gosh.
(chill electronic music)
- The worst thing that I've done?
(gasps)
(sighs)
- I don't know.
- That's a long list.
- Oh shit.
- I.
I don't wanna say it.
- I was paid once to slap a girl.
- Riding my bike without a helmet.
(chuckles)
- I kind of threw my cat out the window.
She was a bitch.
- I once spit on.
(laughs)
I spit on someone.
- I keyed my exes car.
(laughs)
- I hurt my girlfriend's feelings
when she asked me if she gave good blow jobs.
- Probably shoplifted.
- Makeup.
- Shorts.
- Jewelry.
- Stick on bra.
- Shoes, clothes.
- Magazine.
- Apple products.
- Music equipment.
- Hair extensions.
No!
- I shoplifted at my grandma's store.
Bag of chips.
- Toys.
- Young.
- I was seven.
- Eight.
- Nine.
- I took 20 dollars from my four year old
daughter a couple weeks ago.
(laughter)
She didn't know.
- Stole a car.
- When I was 15.
I was with my best friend and we crashed it.
- And I tried to make it seem like I didn't do it.
- I've done a couple hit and runs.
(laughs)
- I've ran from the cops a lot while street racing.
So.
- Using the carpool on-ramp to go to work every morning.
(snickers)
- I've cheated on my taxes.
- My ex-husband.
- My first serious boyfriend.
- My excuse is that we were super young.
- The worst thing I've ever done is
making someone think I love them.
- I probably did it for way too long.
- I basically had to black ball them for my life
and pretend they weren't hanging out outside my dorm.
- I shot at a crackhead the other day.
That's probably the worst legal thing I've ever done.
- I smuggled drugs into Singapore.
- I got arrested for distribution to a minor.
- I used to sell drugs.
Crack.
- I put my friend in a locker.
She couldn't get out.
- I used to beat up.
- Bully people.
- Me and my biological dad got into a really big fight.
- I guess I got into a push fight with my mom.
- I was a horrible child.
- Not saying goodbye before my mom passed away.
- Sorry mom.
- Years ago I said some pretty hurtful things to.
- A girl. - My mom.
- My sister. - My little.
- Brother. - Cousin.
- A friend. - Grandma.
- My ex.
- I was a lot of bad things.
- I said I hate you.
- I wish you weren't her father.
- He hit me.
- Threw sugar in his gas tank.
(chuckles)
- I overfed my goldfish when I was younger and it died.
- I feel bad about that.
- Use my phone while driving.
- Probably shouldn't have done that.
- Coconut cream pie in my daughter's face
when she was asleep.
- Played the piano for church intoxicated.
- Flooded people's apartments.
- I jumped from a 90 foot cliff.
- Stayed out all night.
- I lost someone's wedding ring.
- Sprayed someone's house.
- Had an abortion.
- Blackmailed.
- Identity theft.
- Trespassing.
- Flaking out.
- J-walked.
- Agreed to be in this fucking video.