I was watching the Eagles game this weekend,
and here's a guy in the crowd.
You know, people get all ready for the games.
They-- there's that guy right there.
He has the Philly Phanatic tattooed on his belly.
He's pointing to it.
We see it.
How do we unsee it?
That's the question.
And I didn't know which segment to put this in it
could be Why I Don't Have a Husband.
It could be Oh Straight People.
I didn't know which segment.
But I finally landed on Bad Paid For Tattoos.
Sarah Murphy in Kansas City said, "A friend posted
this tattoo on Instagram.
I'm not sure if it's spelled wrong
or if this is what they were going for."
Hail Satin.
It doesn't say Satan, but I think
Satan had something to do with that tattoo.
"Ellen, you're my hero, so I got a huge tattoo of you
on my arm."
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
Mary in Phoenix.
I have no words for that one.
Mary in Phoenix, Arizona.
"I got this tattoo when I was 16.
I wasn't thinking, and now my kids ask me,
what's that thing on your back?"
It says Thug Life.
Yeah, she grew up on the rough streets of Candyland.
Roger in Tallahassee, Florida.
"Ellen, I saw this tattoo and had to send a picture to you."
Brenda.
Brenda, if you're watching, please let us know you're safe.
I worry for Brenda.
Tattoo artists really should cut off like a bartender.
They say, that's enough.
You've had-- go home.
If you see a bad paid for tattoo, please see it--
send it to me when you see it.
See it, then send it to me.
Send it to me and then see it.
Whichever one you want to do first.
We'll be right back.