10 Things You Should Never Google - Seriously, Don't Do It
All the innocent people out there, we are planning to give you the shock of your life
so hold onto something, else you’ll fall down!
Prepared now?
Okay so the news is that internet isn’t all sugar and spice and everything nice, it
isn’t just your savior when you need information, it is hiding dark secrets!
It has all the disgusting and gross stuff that you don’t plan to watch but guess what,
you’ll come across it even if you didn’t want to, all thanks to smart naming!
So if you are sitting there ideally and thinking about the next thing you should google, watch
this video and then decide if you are bored enough to put yourself through such trauma!
Number 10.
"Bear" by Marian Engel Oh a book about the giant animal, loads of
information about their clan and high quality pictures, wow!
Is that what you thought it’s gonna be like?
Entirely wrong because this cute book is about a woman’s affair with a BEAR, you heard
that right, a real BEAR!
So now do you want the informative details?
And what about the pretty pictures?
A passage in the book reads, "Her menstrual fever made him more assiduous".
Uhmmm any curiosity about the book has evaporated, we are so done with books about animals!
Number 9.
Brian Peppers Uhmm this isn’t a tasty recipe of peppers
by a man called Brian and if a recipe is what you are looking for, don’t fall for this
bait because you might lose your appetite!
Brian Peppers is a registered sex offender from Ohio who was convicted of "Gross Sexual
Imposition."
Now this information is already unsettling and then we also know that is suffering from
a grim deformity that may be due to Apert Syndrome which leads to malformations of the
skull.
If this is making you curious enough to google him then let’s, ask you to imagine a guy
with a super bloated face covered in gray paint.
Did you smile?
Number 8.
Things to do before you die There are high chances that you have already
googled this one up but those of you who haven’t got a chance yet to set their eyes on any
such list, keep clear!
Those lists include things like bungee jumping, world tour, river rafting, have an affair
with a crocodile, kiss a snake and marry a dinosaur!
That was supposed to be a joke, but never mind.
While people around the world are crossing one thing after another on these bucket lists,
you are stuck with your laptop and cribbing why you aren’t a part of this ‘fun’!
The point is, why torture yourself and make yourself believe that your life was worthless?
Number 7.
Harlequin fetuses If anybody has been pinning you to google
this term, you have our support, kick them where it hurts!
Okay, forget the last part but they can still not do this to you!
This term refers to a baby born with the congenital skin disease ichthyosis.
Okay we are warning you, a skin disease is gross and this one is breaking all standards!
The fetus has a thick layer of keratin on the skin which causes diamond shaped scales,
go by our word and don’t google this!
And if you still do, you’ll at least learn that when a person asks you to google anything
about a fetus, they aren’t doing you any good!
Number 6.
Recently bought item Sounds funny, why are we stopping you from
searching an item online that you have just bought?
Uhmm, if you are ready to punch your card details into a security-free holding page
that supports about a hundred spelling mistakes then you can get any item for about half the
price of the high street!
Now if that is not your cup of tea, you are doomed to splurge a 100 dollars for that jacket
you could have got for $50 from the online market.
Since you aren’t buying it online anyway, why check it and get your blood boiling?
Number 5.
Blue Waffle See we have food names all over this list
but bear with us because it is for your own good!
Now when you google this one with your ‘safe search’ on, you are only getting to see
blueberry waffles which look delicious alright.
But if you manage to shut that safe mode off, you are in for the shock of your life!
You will come across a picture of a woman’s infected vagina and that, is going to leave
you sleepless for nights!
The only good news in this case is that the picture may be a hoax because no woman has
yet come forward to claim it, so chill!
But you’ll still be grossed out, so keep clear!
Number 4.
Fournier So you are a fan of NBA and find no reason
why you shouldn’t google Orlando player, Evan Fournier, think again because this guy
has been nicknamed “Never Google”!
Not that this guy has a history that you shouldn’t be seeing but his last name is also a type
of gangrene that affects the genitalia.
A flesh eating disease that affects the genitalia, let that sink in!
Nobody in their right mind would want to search something like this, not applicable if you
are a doctor, in which case PLEASE look it up and make sure we don’t get it!
Number 3.
Nikki Catsouras death photographs Death can never be funny, let alone pretty
so you can understand why we are stopping you from googling someone’s death pictures.
But when we are talking about Nikki Catsouras, know that the pictures are gruesome!
Back in 2006, at the age of 18, Nikki crashed her dad’s Porsche in a toll booth and lost
her life.
The body was in such a condition that the police did not call her parents to identify
it but took pictures due to protocol.
Guess what?
The pictures got leaked on the internet and are still available!
Any plan to google them?
Kiss your sleep a permanent goodbye!
Number 2.
Goatse Are you expecting a group of goats making
friends with each other or playing around?
How we wish this video was about that because that would have been ‘oh so cute’ but
hard luck!
Though there is a chance that you have already heard about it because it is an internet meme
but if you haven’t then we are here to break the news!
It is a picture of a naked man using his hands to spread his anus.
Yea, we said that, ACHIEVEMENT!
But this isn’t a challenge so even if you force yourself to see it, take it as no achievement,
whatsoever!
Number 1.
Smoker’s lungs No matter how beautiful we are from the outside,
we can’t say the same thing about our insides, we mean the biological insides!
Our organs aren’t a pretty sight anyway and when we talk about the lungs of a smoker,
okay now that exceeds all levels of grossness!
Just don’t google it, on second thoughts, if you are a chain smoker, you must see it
at least once!
Who knows, it might motivate you to quit smoking, we mean the visuals are earth shattering!
Which of these things have you already seen or planning to google?
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