IT'S TIME FOR MY BIG NUMBER, SANS!
HIT IT!
okay.
SANS, I MEANT PLAY THE MUSIC.
okay.
SANS!
okay.
now let's see here...
ok, here's the play button.
READY FOR THIS, BROTHER?
i don't think anyone could be prepared for this
SHUT UP, SANS!
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND PERFECTION!
ATTENTION, HUMAN
MY NAME IS PAPYRUS
I'M A SKELETON MADE
WITH MAGIC, BONES
AND LOTS OF COOL!
IF YOU NEED PROOF
THAN LOOK AT MY BICEPS
BECAUSE THEY'RE WEARING SUNGLASSES
AND THAT CLEARLY MEANS I RULE!
MY COOKING SKILL'S
UNRIVALED WHEN IT COMES TO
SPAGHETTI!!!!!!
WITH SAUCE AND PASTA
NOODLES EXTRA LONG!
AND NOT A SINGLE CREATURE
HAS SURVIVED A DISH!
(the kid just walked right past it...)
SANS!
DON'T INTERRUPT MY SONG!
IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF PERFECTION
JUST TO MATCH WHAT I HAVE BEEN
WITHOUT EVER HAVING TRIED!
AND THAT'S WHY UNDYNE
WANTS ME IN THE ROYAL GUARD
(but aren't you still in training?)
HEY,
THAT DOESN'T MEAN I LIED!
SO IF YOU THINK THAT
WE CAN BE PALS
THEN YOU HAD BETTER BE PREPARED
FOR IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF FUN!
BUT SINCE YOU'RE HUMAN, THEN
I'M AFRAID YOU WILL BE CAPTURED
(but you're trying to make friends with one)
SANS!
what?
STOP PLAGUING MY NUMBER
WITH INCIDENTAL LYRICS!
i thought they sounded pretty cool
WELL, I THOUGHT THEY SOUNDED LIKE
NOT PAPYRUS!
WHICH IS THE WORST KIND OF SOUND TO BE!
oh. sorry, then.
IT'S OKAY, SANS!
I ALREADY FORGAVE YOU!
COME ON!
LET'S GO GET SOME NICE CREAM!
huh. the flash pots're all primed and ready
i think that's the first time
he's successfully cooked something
YOU'RE OFFICIALLY UNFORGIVEN,
SANS!
well the song's not over.
you better get ready for your next verse.
I WAS BORN READY!
IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF PERFECTION
JUST TO MATCH WHAT I HAVE BEEN
WITHOUT EVER HAVING TRIED!
AND THAT'S WHY I'M THE
GREATEST ROYAL GUARDSMAN!
(OR AT LEAST ONE THAT'S IN TRAINING)
BUT THAT STILL FILLS ME WITH PRIDE!
SO IF YOU THINK THAT
WE CAN BE PALS
THAT YOU HAD BETTER BE PREPARED
FOR IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF FUN!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING, HUMAN?
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FIGHTING!
WHY DO YOU THINK THIS SONG IS DONE?
I KNEW IT, SANS...
NOT EVEN THE HUMAN RESPECTS ME!
hey, bro, bro, that's not true.
a lot of people like you.
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
i wouldn't have arranged this orchestra redition
if they didn't.
hit it, boys!
SANS, THIS IS...
yep. knock 'em dead, bro.
prove you're bad to the bone.
COME ON THEN, HUMAN
LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP UP
WITH THE GREAT PAPYRUS
IN THIS MOMENT OF TRUTH
IT WON'T BE EASY,
YOU'LL HAVE TO DO ACTUAL WORK
UNLIKE MY LAZYBONES
BROTHER IN HIS BOOTH!
(hey!)
YOU'RE DOING GREAT
SO FAR LITTLE HUMAN
BUT SINCE I'M A SKELETON
I'M NOT GETTING TIRED AT ALL!
OKAY, MAYBE
I'M LOSING SOME BREATH
BUT NOT QUITE AS MUCH AS YOU
WAIT! BE CAREFUL! DO NOT FALL!
THIS IS THE LONGEST
ANY HUMAN LASTED TO ME
(that's because you haven't met one yet)
SO MAYBE WE CAN
TAKE A LITTLE BREAK
AND LIE DOWN FOR A BIT...
NO! PAPYRUS NEVER RESTS!
I FOOLED YOU, HUMAN!
PAPYRUS DOES NOT DO THINGS WITH HIS
"EYES CLOSED" AND "SNORING"
(bro, that's called sleep...)
BRING OUT THE
BACKUP DANCERS!
STOP RIGHT THERE, HUMAN
LISTEN TO ME
I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS
AND YOU WILL NEVER BE FREE!
I'LL KEEP YOU HERE
ENRAPTURED BY PUZZLES
UNLESS YOU WANT TO LEAVE
AND ASK ME REALLY NICELY!
IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF PERFECTION
TO BE ME, AN OKAY GUARDSMAN
(IN TRAINING) FILLED WITH PRIDE!
UNDYNE MIGHT BE MAD,
BUT I DON'T CARE
BECAUSE I MADE A NEW FRIEND
OR AT LEST I REALLY TRIED!
SO IF YOU THINK THAT
WE CAN BE PALS
THEN YOU HAD BETTER BE PREPARED
FOR IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF FUN!
JUST LIKE IT SEEMS
YOU WEE PREPARED FOR THIS BATTLE
'CAUSE I'M NEARLY OUT OF LYRICS
AND I'M ALMOST DONE!
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS?
"pal"-lease, i knew it'd happen
SANS! JUST STOP IT WITH THE PUNS!
THIS DAY IS GREAT
I'VE GOT A NEW FRIEND
AND IT'S A HUMAN!
(i knew that you'd make friends with one)
uh, there's a flash pot.
thanks, guys. take five.
NYEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH!
THANK YOU, HUMAN AT THE COMPUTER!
YOU'RE LISTENING TO THIS INCREDIBLE SONG
FILLS ME THE GREAT PAPYRUS
WITH UNPARALLELED JOY!
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WOULD FILL ME WITH JOY?
SUBSCRIBING TO THIS CHANNEL!
THAT WAY, YOU CAN BE NOTIFIED
ABOUT EVEN MORE SONGS
FEATURING ME!
AND IF YOU DO,
I MIGHT MAKE YOU A PLATE OF ARTISAN SPAGHETTI!
YOU WANT SPAGHETTI, DON'T YOU?