Oh! Ha ha ha ha!
Back from your harmone, I presume?
It was exquisite, Bernard. Truly a perfect starter-up, perfect marriage.
This arrived for you master Henri.
Oh! That must be our marriage license!
Well, this isn't a marriage license at all. It's a restraining order.
Oh, Po, I just grabbed a form and filled it out. I was in such a hurry.
It-it says here we can't be within 25 yards of each other. That simply won't do.
But we can't break the law.
If I may offer a suggestion, sir.
Very good sir, I shall relay this to your wife.
She has orgasm, sir.
He was a good man. And a virile lover. Yes...
Who are you again?
Oh! You- you're that ah, from that thing.
Oh, yes, of course! That's right
*police sirens*
Okay, okay.
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Billy are you watching VRV again? No dad. I'm-I'm doing homework. I swear!
Why? Homework's for losers. Cool kids watch VRV. You wanna to be cool, don't you Billy?
Uhhh....
Yeah, Billy blow off your homework and watch VRV. Be cool.
But.... You can watch season 1 of Harmon quest for free Billy, you loser turd!
Welcome to Harmen Quest. Here we go. Season 2.
I have no diplomacy! I have perception 11, so I knew that.
Won't some heroes come out my people?
Can I do my flurry of blows?
Take me up and hold me like a jab. Yeah, yeah, like a football. That's a critical here.
Ohhhh!!!!
What do I think, life is some kind of game?
We just killed Death.
Okay, I'll watch it. Watch it?! You'll binge it young man!
Yeah, and watch season two with your free 7-day trial Billy. Do what your mom said Billy.
My god, Billy, you're such a disappointment. You suck, Billy. Watch VRV, you tool.
Wiener! Watch that Harmon Quest Billy.
Ah, go fart yourself, Dad.
*outro music*