Glitch Productions Presents...
Super Mario Glitchy 4!
(WTF???)
(Wait! Is that Tari?)
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Coming 5th December 2018 (Whatever it was called)
Warning! Do not take this subtitle series seriously! It's suppose to be a joke! This is not meant to discourage the video creator! (SMG4Sins: Welcome to the monthly SMG4Sins! [Parody of CinemaSins] I'm your host Vinnie Rotea Alt Channel! You probably know how this works if you watch CinemaSins. [Sin count: 0])
*People chatting* (SMG4Sins: Is this just me, or is this a copy of Westfield? Cause if it is, why couldn't you think of another f***ing name? [Sin count: 1/2])
SMG4: Here hut!
I will not tolerate failure on my time! Less talk, more fight! Flaaaaaaaaaaaank right you magnificent bastard! (SMG4Sins: Well, I think this dude is awesome [Sin count: 0])
Tari: Mm-hmm!
SMG4: You sisified maggots, flaaaaaaaaank left!!!
Mario: I'ma hungry *Gulps & chokes on grenade* (SMG4Sins: Mario! That wasn't food, that was a grenade you idiot!!! [Sin count: 2])
SMG4: If I have to crack some skulls, I will. (SMG4Sins: Why is nobody helping Mario? [Sin count: 5])
And that is how you do it men!
(Mario needs CPR)
Forward charge!
Tari: Gacha!
(Mario 2018 - 2018)
Mario: I'ma don't know?
SMG4: Get in the program! Maggots!!!
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF JOSEPH!!!!
I will kill any man who tries to take this from me! (SMG4Sins: Bruh, it's just a game! [Sin count: 6])
Mario: You don't know? Whatcha talking about Willis?
You just walk into any store, and you start taking things. (SMG4Sins: Everyone wants that game! They'll be gone by the time you arrive on foot! [Sin count: 10])
SMG4: DO, NOT, GET, COCKY!!!!
There is no I in team!
*Fatass penguins staring at a kid*
Some retarded hobo: Gonna kill you and uh, ke- (SMG4Sins: Seriously? Kill someone over a game? I'm giving this 5 sins! [Sin count: 15])
*Another fatass trying to kill a kid, then the wiggles his own god damn FUCKING arms* (SMG4Sins: Oh great! Another drunk bastard! Someone give this idiot a life sentence! [Sin count: 30])
Tari: Wah? Oh no!
Mario: Oh brother! Pootootieoleto, ho ho ho!
*SMG4's signature facepalm*
SMG4: *Sighs* Oh my f**king go- (Some balloon inflating sound)
(WTF)
(SMG4Sins: Why is he staring at the camera like that? [Sin count: 31])
(EVERYBODY IS FUCKING INSANE!!!!)
(He's about to open the mall!)
Time to inform your next of kin!
(HOLY SHIT!!! OPEN THE DOOR ALREADY!!!!)
(SMG4Sins: XD That goomba's face! [Sin count: 29])
Guy with the key: Oh jeez! Oh! (SERIOUSLY HAVING A FUCKING HEART ATTACK)
Tari: Wait! Uuuuuuuuuuh? (SMG4Sins: Do you want the game or not? Cause the game's gonna be sold out. [Sin count: 31])
Mario: Oh hell no! I'ma still want to play! (SMG4Sins: Yep! Mario's right! [Sin Count: 30])
SMG4: Come on! Let's have a go, ya mug!
Push, the, cart! (SMG4Sins: Um, wouldn't Mario be too weak to push the cart? Cause he's fat! [Sin count: 31])
Tari: Um, excuse me?
Mario: Yahoo! SMG4: Stabbing time!
Mario: Let's see how much blood's in ya!
(OH SHIT!!! OPENING TIME!!!!)
*Vrooming* (SMG4Sins: I might be wrong [Sin count: 30])
(This guys is fucking anxious, JUST OPEN THE DOOR!!!)
(Finally!)
(Guy opening the door 2018 - 2018 [I play best day ever over that guy dying])
Population: ∞
Mario: Yeah! Ha ha ha! SMG4: Yeeeeeeeeah booooooeh! (SMG4Sins: Yep! I'm wrong! [Sin count: 25])
(Shit! Their vehicle is outta control!)
Mario: Ha ha! (Fish ???? - 2018)
Boing! (Toad 9000 B.C. - 2018)
(You killed your wife!)
Take that!
Woo hoo!
*Old fashion car beep*
(Crap! It's the Koopalings)
Bowser Jr. *Retarded laugh*
(WTF that face)
(2:29 Arby's! We have the meats) Iggy: I'M COMING FOR YA!!!!
*Jump*
Tari: *Screaming like a bitch*
(War of the Fat Italians & Retarded Koopas: Mall Style) [Coming whenever]
SMG4: Look!
Chicks! (SMG4Sins: Why is his face fucking small? [Sin count: 32])
*Iggy being gullible*
JUST KIDDING BITCH!!!
(Iggy ∞ - 2018)
Bowser Jr.: *Crying like a bitch*
SMG4: Come here!
Where the fu** are your parents?! (SMG4Sins: His dad is drunk, his mother died, and his ass is a disgrace to this house! [Sin count: 33])
*Throws Bowser Jr. to hell*
Wendy: Hory shit!
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
(B.I.H. Wendy & Bowser Jr. Whatever - 2018)
[Tari's face]
Mario: Oh boy! That makes me so happy!
Tari: Wow! Found it! Ha ha! (What's with her face? [Sin count: 36])
(99999999999999999999999999999 people cheering)
Mario: Ooooooooooooooooo! Guess what time it is?
Time to die
*Mario causes a massacre*
*Shopping cart vrooming*
*Throws SMG4 & Tari into the garbage*
Come here smash brothers! Ha ha!
Retarted Knuckles: *Gasp* It's Sonic Adventure 2! SONIC (SMG4Sins: You would not believe how quickly I want this man dead [Sin count: FUCKING 9036])
(R.I.P. Retarted Knuckles 2018 - 2018) (SMG4Sins: At least he got injured [Sin count: 31])
*Dying guy screaming*
SMG4: *Heavy's voice* GO GO GO!!! MOVE!!!!!
Knuckles: Man!
Mario: *War scream* SMAAAASH!!!! SMAAAASH!!!
Tari: Huh? Oh no! AAAAAAAH!!!
FUCKING SOLD OUT!!!!!
SMG4: *JonTron's Voice* What?!
Shroomy: Yeah, sorry about that. They disappeared in an instant (SMG4Sins: If I were the boss, you wouldn't believe how quickly I'd fire him [Sin count: 46])
Although we do have Sonic Adventure 2 in stock!
SMG4: Dah dammit!!!
Tari: Ummmm, wait! Ah ha! Let's do this!
SMG4: *Heavy's voice again* (Laughing) Yes!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
RETARTED KNUCKLES: Get f***ed bitches! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SONIC ADVENTURE 2 BITCH!!! SONIC ADVENTURE TWOOOOOOOO!!!! (SMG4Sins: *Triggered* [Sin count: MOTHER FUCKING ∞])
SMG4: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
GODDAMMIT!!!! (9999999999999999999999999999999x)
Mario: Okie Dokie! Let'sa go! (SMG4Sins: Good thing they used Shroomy! [Sin count: 9000])
*Vrooming*
Moving on the ground (2x)
Mama-mia! *Grunt* Come on!
Moving on the ground (2x)
*Boopkins's voice?!* Heeeeeeeeey! That's pretty good!
SMG4: God dammit Mario!
Mario: No! Oyamamamiaiwhefiawhoiefjeadraco! (SMG4Sins: That face is very ugly! [Sin count: 9005])
Tari: Hey! Um, how about,
SMG4: Say whaaaaaaaaaat?
*Some kind of weird fucking music playing*
Shroomy: *Mumbling*
*Everybody gets thrown*
Oh golly gee! That sure was fun! (SMG4Sins: Rlly n**ga? [Sin count: 9015])
*Inaudible speaking*
Alrighty boss!
Bob (Almost Inaudible On TV): B0b5 n0 7h07
P30pl3 7h1nk 1m h34r7l355 (SMG4Sins: I wish someone could fucking turn up the volume so I can understand what he's saying! [Sin count: 9020])
bu7 7h3y g07 4 574r c4u53
SMG4: Whoa! Look at this!
*Ding*
*Angels singing in the background*
(Super Smash Each Other In The Ass Bros Ultimate) (SMG4Sins: They finally found it! [Sin count: 115])
Mario: Whoa!
*Choir singing Hallelujah* PRAISE THE LORD!!!! (Nintendo Gods)
Wa ha!
Prof. E. Gad (More like Prof. Poopy Pants): No! No Touchy! No Touchy! Nope! *Retarded gibberish* (SMG4Sins: God dammit! They were about to get the game! [Sin count: 130])
SMG4: 900 DOLLARYDOOS???!!!!
Tari: What?! *Grunt* Come on! No!
*More retarded gibberish*
SMG4: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Ah, that was rubbish! That's some shonky buisness right there!
*Quack* (Shrek Super Slam)
(Shrek 0 B.C. - 2018)
(The return of the T Pose)
(Game Controller ???? - 2018)
Tari: *Sighs & sniffs*
*MORE MOTHER FUCKING RETARDED GIBBERISH!!!!!!! (Oh, ta ta ta, ta ta ta ta ta ta, doo apoo, gay poo, here)*
FU*K OFF!!!!
*"Chill" from Dr. Mario plays*
Tari: Awwwwwww
Mario: Mama mia
SMG4: Wait a minute! *Kinda sounds like Hey Arnold's grandpa*
*Coin sound*
Shroomy: Ooooooh! Where we going now?
Ow! (He deserved it)
SMG4: Take that ya loser!
*A lot of fucking retarded gibberish*
Shroomy: He he, that tickles my brains!
Prof. E. Gad.: Alright get out! (SMG4Sins: Praise the lord again! [Sin count: 120])
Tari: Wah! *Catch* (Phew!)
Huh? Aaaaaaaah.
Oh my gosh!
Mario: Wahoo! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! SMG4: Oh my god! Wow!
Shroomy: Mmmmm, something smells delicious
*Everyone cheering*
Tari: Yay!
Mario: Ha ha! Etotlrobatoolobito! Wa haaaa! Yipeeeeeee!
*Waluigi is triggered*
Waluigi: Waaa?
Wario: Eh, harrrrrrr
Waluigi: Awwwwwwww
*Tari & Mario humming Mario's theme*
???: STAHP RIT DER!!!!
*Stupid music playing* (SMG4Sins: Fuck! Not them again! [Sin count: 200])
Tari: Aaaaaaah! Oh no! *Shivering* Help!
Mario: *Laughing like a real asshole while Hotel Mario plays*
(Mario really needs to see a doctor)
*Bowser Jr's gay face*
*Mario's having a stroke*
(Merio 2018 - 2018)
*Bowser's bitch laugh*
SMG4: Aw hell no! Hooooo, what are you gonna do now? Big boi
Roy: Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way ("Or the medium, or the semi-medium-easy-hard way, or the sorta hard-with a touch awkward-easy-difficult-challenging way" Stephen Hillenburg 1961 - 2018)
*Cocks his ass* The choice is yours
Mario: *Head cracks* Uh!
FFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAA****AHK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
Roy: Okay I, I see you choosin' the hard way
Bowser Jr: Get dat motha fu*ka
*Incoming rabieslings*
Tari: Aaaaaaah!!! *Jump*
*Shivering* Please don't hurt me
SMG4: Wah! Oh my god!
You like kickin' butts! Do ya?
Mario: Aaaaaah! (2x)
*Coin sound* Mama mia
Oh nah you little fat penis!
Bowser Jr: Bring it on old man! Bring it on!
(Bowser Jr. Whatever - 2018)
(Iggy ∞ - 2018)
SMG4: I'LL SLAP YOU IN THE FACE SO HARD-
Wendy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(SMG4 vs. Wendy)
Ya done son!
SMG4: Nah (SMG4Sins: Isn't the troll face already dead? [Sin count: 205])
(Oh shit)
Bob (On TV again): B0b5 n0 7h07 *Some idiot screaming*
P30pl3 think I-
(TV Whenever it was installed - 2018)
Morton Jr: Nyonononononononononon Mario: Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa!
Morton Jr: I'll rock your fu***** penis
Mario: No! *Scribbling* Ooh! Math homework
Morton Jr: Ah! It burns! My eyes! (SMG4Sins: Why is math his weakness? Math is kinda easy in my opinion [Sin count: 215])
Mario: Wahoo! Yeah!
(OOF!!!)
(SMG4 2009 - 2018)
Wah!
Mmmmm?
Roy: I'm looking for booty
Mario: What was that?!
Somebody?!
Roy: Nah, I'll tell you what,
I like you, and I want you (SMG4Sins: He's probably gay. XD [Sin count: 220])
I came lookin' for man's butt (SMG4Sins: Ha! GAYYYYYY!!!! {Yep! He's gay!} [Sin count: 300])
Mario: *Screaming like a real bitch* Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa!!! *DED*
Tari: Ah!
Hey! Uh?
Roy: I'm the captain now!
Roy: *Takes game* Tari: Huh?
No! Leave me alone!
*Bitch slapping*
(This should be ASMR)
*Tari gets thrown to her grave*
(Tari ???? - 2018)
Roy: *Fucking retarded laugh* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Shoots all over the place* (SMG4Sins: *999999999% triggered* [Sin count: I WANT TO DIE {MOTHER FUCKING ∞9000666}])
Tari: Aw *Sighs*
*Ding* Wait!
(Flash CONFIRMED)
SMG4: *Groaning* My V Bucks *More groaning*
Roy: *Laughing*
*Retardedlings cheering*
We did it mate!
*They're cheering like assholes*
That'll teach em (Sounds like "Vah oo teach in")
*They sound like black people cheering* (WARNING!!! RACIST JOKE)
Mario: Mama mia! Noooo!
*Fortnite default dance with Undertale version song*
(Oh shit)
*Awesome metal playing*
(Who's that robot? Its-)
*Fart* (Shroomy) (SMG4Sins: Well, at least he's here to save the day [Sin count: 300])
Shroomy: Howdy ho fellas!
Mario: *Homer Simpson's voice* HOLY MACARONI!!!
Tari: Game on! ("It's Sunday night" Carrie Underwood)
Wanna play (Some quote from a stupid AirHeads commercial)
Let's do this!
Shroomy: Shroominator at your service!
Prof. E Gad: *Some more fucking gibberish*
Bitch! (Sounds like he said bits)
*Jeeves the fork's angry voice* Kick it
Tari: Mmmmm? Sorry. He he
*Shivering*
Bowser Jr: Okay, prepare for trouble, you, dildo's?
Tari: This is gonna be good! (Hell yeah it will)
*More awesome metal with machine sounds*
Shroomy: I'm gonna getcha! I'm gonna getcha! I'm gonna-
Whooooooooa
(Wendy Whatever - 2018)
Hey what's up! How ya doing!
(Morton Jr ???? - 2018)
*Bowser Jr acting like a bitch*
*KSI?!* Aw hell nah *Jump*
YOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tari: Gacha!
*Slow motion*
*Squeak*
Shroomy: He he, tag! You're it!
*Baseball theme*
Bowser Jr: *Bitch screaming*
(Bowser Jr Whatever - 2018)
(Oh shit, flame throwers!
Shroomy: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*Retartedlings screaming like bitches*
WatchMojo.com: Top 10 Brutal Anime Deaths
(Then they all died)
Shroomy: La la la la la la! *Humming*
*World's best ta da with metal music ending*
Ha ha! Hasta la vista! Or something like that
Tari: Wahoo! Yes (SMG4Sins: Finally! They have the game back! [Sin count: 100])
SMG4: Yeah!
Mario: Oooooooooooh!
Shroomy: It's been an honor serving you folks!
But now I must go back to my creator!
*Transforms into Rocket Shroomy*
*Gibberish that made me sad*
Shroomy: Papa! (SMG4Sins: Is that his real papa now? [Sin count: 101])
*Everyone is confused*
Tari: Hey! Uh?
Wanna play? (That same fucking quote from an AirHeads commercial)
*Everyone cheering* (SMG4Sins: Well, I'm glad they got the game now! [Sin count: 50])
Bob (On TV Once Again): W3 h17 4 n3w r3c0rd f0r l1573n3r5 70d4y (Nobody cares)
N0w 60 73ll y0ur fr31nd5 4nd f4m1ly 4ll 4b0u7 m3 (*Whistle sound* Nope)
1 n33d 3v3n m04r f4n5 (No you don't)
1 h473 1d1075
W417 cr4p 15 17 571ll r3c0rd1ng
SMG4 Tally:
SMG4 Tally: 50
Sentence:
Sentence: SONIC ADVENTURE 2 BITCH!!!
SMG4Sins: Thank you so much for watching this awesome video, and the first ever monthly subtitle episode of SMG4Sins!
I hope you enjoyed this, and I'll see you again in the first episode of next month!
Bon Voyage guys!
Captions created by Vinnie Rotea Alt Channel