♪ High tops, tube socks ♪
Oh, I literally love this song!
Shut up! So do I!
♪ It's just whatever ♪
♪ Whatever ♪
♪ Put your hands in the air Like a seal in a fair ♪
♪ Make this last forever ♪
Make a hole, make a hole! This song is my jam!
♪ Worse than That guy over there ♪
♪ And nothing's better... ♪
I should hate it... but I don't. ♪ The best thing ever ♪
Likewise.
Curse this inane yet diabolically catchy tune!
♪ Friday nights, summer lights ♪
♪ Just me, my friends, and I ♪
♪ Top down Peel out, peel out ♪
♪ But I'm yelling at my mom ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm still Too young to drive ♪
♪ Guess it's just whatever ♪
♪ Put your hands in the air ♪ I love this song!
♪ Like the ceiling ain't there ♪
♪ Make this last forever ♪
♪ Yeah, there's nothing's worse Than that thing over there ♪
♪ And nothing's better Than the best ♪
♪ Best, best thing ever ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
[cheering] Best song ever!
Ah, nothing like that fresh lake air,
the gentle sound of the waves...
[rumbling] Huh?
Sorry. That was me.
I only had yogurt for breakfast.
That wasn't you.
It was the engine.
Yikes, this baby's leaking more than Lily's swim diaper!
No worries. This boat can run on Loud power.
Everyone grab an oar.
[grunting]
Why can't I pick it up?
'Cause it's painted on! Dang it, Flip!
Hmm, maybe there's something else we can paddle with?
[buzzing]
[babbling]
Aww, that's cute, honey,
but we can't use your pacifier to paddle...
[screams] Whirlpool!
[gasping]
[screaming]
Happy birthday, Gran-Gran!
Did you hear that, Al?
They called me Gran-Gran.
Oh, thank you, everyone.
Thanks for the cake and the party, Gran-Gran,
but we should probably get going.
Okay, then I'll drop by tomorrow.
Uh, how about Sunday instead?
I got us tickets to the RV show tomorrow.
Ah! [laughs]
Bye, Gran-Gran!
Okay, everyone ready?
Commence.
One plus one is six.
[buzzer] That is a lie.
The Moon is made of blue cheese.
[buzzer] Falsehood.
The Earth is literally flat.
[buzzer] Fabrication.
[everyone inhales]
Unicorns are real!
Lie, fib, whopper, doozy!
Fiction, fable, disinformation, prevarication!
System overload!
And that's how you do it.
[cheering]
Whew. All that fibbing worked up an appetite.
[gasps] Who's up for some of dad's
famous squid ink surprise?
Um, father...
That sounds delightful.
Whee! Coming right up!
Now you're getting the hang of it.
I'll get the takeout menus.
Okay, that's it. Leni, scooch to the left.
- Your other left. - [giggling]
Perfect.
Someone grab Lily.
Thank you, good.
Just got to set the timer and...
everybody say cheese!
[together] Cheese!
When is it gonna flash? My jaw is cramping up.
Give it a second.
Yeah, I knew you'd blow it.
- Let's do selfies instead. - Totes!
No, wait! No...!
I knows just what this picture needs.
Come on, Luan, you can't wear those in the photo.
Oh, don't be such a Groucho.
What this photo needs are some tunes.
No, no, no, no, no. Photographs don't have sound!
You're ruining the picture!
Maybe you should take off that gross hat.
Maybe you should take off that gross face!
Lily! Where is your diaper?!
Guys, please! Can we all just settle down?!
[camera shutter clicks]
This season on The Dream Boat.
Captain Debbie is seeing triple.
Meet Dylan, Dawson and Dirk.
[cheering] Watch out, Captain Debbie.
[sniffing]
[whimpering]
Charles, no!
[shouting]
[screaming]
What in the ding-ding heck is going on here?
Sorry, Mom and Dad, we broke your rule
and got a bunch of new stuff.
Clearly.
[honking]
Don't let that old geezer pass us, Dad! Floor it!
But it's... It is floored!
It's been floored the whole time!
Dang showoff in his hot rod.
Look! Come on, Dad!
Let's get our dignity back!
I'm right there with you, LJ.
[Lisa] Father, this is not advisable.
Factoring in the angle our descent,
current wind speed,
and the condition of this aging heap,
I fear we're going to wind up--
Nose-first in a ditch.
[sobbing]
My baby. What have I done?
Stand back and let me work.
Wow, nice job, sweetie. How'd you do that?
Eh, it was no biggie.
There was a crack in the cylinder block,
so I just rerouted the exhaust manifold
past the carburetor, and then-- - [van door opens]
Don't ask if you don't really want to know.
Wait!
- Okay, now we can go. - [honking]
[in unison] Dang it.
[Leni sighs] It's so hot!
Dad, can you turn on the A/C before my hair totally frizzes?
[clanking noises]
Huh, doesn't seem to be working.
Ugh, the coolant must have leaked when we crashed.
Pull over, Pops. I'll check it out.
No can do. Remember, eight o'clock check-in!
Well, can someone just roll down a window?
Sorry, honey, but if we roll any of these windows down
they're not coming back up.
I know it's hot but just pretend you're at the beach!
In this?! Ugh, no!
Anyone want a low-cal bean chip?
Vomit.
They're delicious, and supes high fiber. [passes gas]
Yes, apparently.
It was the seat, see?
[in unison] Ah!
Now it's not doing it.
Suffocating!
[coughing] Ah!
Be strong, kids! No windows!
[disgusted groans] It's in my mouth.
[gasping]
- This is better! - What?!
[screaming]
[panting]
Is everyone okay?
[from the toilet] I've been better!
[imitates a bird call]
What animal does Mary have?
A lamb with the fleece as white as snow.
Phew.
Oh, good. It's really you, son.
Are you sure Luan didn't follow you?
Definitely.
I took four different buses,
plus I've got Clyde doing surveillance on her.
Great, now let's get down to business.
April Fool's Day is tomorrow, and we still don't have a plan
to stop Luan from pranking our butts off.
So who's got an idea?
Oh, Bobby said we could hide in the basement of the bodega.
We just have to watch out for the rat traps.
And the asbestos.
You're really selling it, honey.
There's an island off the southern tip of Guam.
You can only get to it by submarine.
[LJ imitates a buzzer] We don't have passports, stinkin'!
Pending some grant money,
I could build a ship that could take us to Europa,
one of Jupiter's moons.
Or we could dig a system of tunnels under the house.
Why don't we just ask Luan to stop,
but like, really nicely?
[sighs] Maybe it's hopeless.
Excuse me, do you folks mind?
We're trying to shoot a movie here.
Yeah, guys, out of the shot!
Okay, I'm ready for my close-up.
Sorry, little girl, you need to get out of the shot, too.
We're shooting a dangerous stunt.
[scoffs] Your loss!
[bell rings] And action!
[multiple crashes]
Cut!
Man, that guy can really take a beating.
He looks just like Dad.
Too bad I can't just hire him to take
all of Luan's pranks for me.
I wasn't being serious.
But, Dad, maybe that's the perfect plan.
We hire a bunch of stunt doubles
to take all the hits for us, and we get off pain free.
[gasping] That's really good.
That might just work!
Wow. These doubles look just like us!
No, honey, those are the doubles.
Oh, well, they're good too.
So, uh, what's this going to cost me?
[gasps] Is this in dollars?!
I don't understand. Why is my double old?
You're 11 and you have white hair.
I did the best I could.
I came out of retirement for this gig.
These days, I mostly just sit around reading in my underwear.
Never mind. He's perfect.
The Family Fun Fair is tonight,
and we got nothing for the talent show!
Oh, I know. How about a family trapeze act?
Just because you fractured every bone
from your maxilla to your metatarsals,
it doesn't mean we want to.
I know! How about a family beauty pageant?
Never mind. That would take years to prepare for.
I say we wrestle alligators!
Whoa! Ah! Ah!
Lana, that's a terrible idea!
You're right.
Calf roping is much better!
We need something we can all do.
Then let's do my idea.
No, my idea!
- No, mine! - No way.
[arguing]
[plays the guitar]
I've got the answer!
Let's start a family band!
But we literally have no musical talent.
Yeah, I couldn't carry a tune if it had a handle.
[laughs]
As my idol Mick Swagger says,
Rock and roll isn't about being the best.
It's about having fun.
Now who wants to have fun?!
[cheering]
Uh, guys? Little help?
Oh, sorry, Lincoln.
[humming]
[playing off-rhythm]
Ugh! What is that horrific sound?
Is the cat fighting the possum again?
No, Dad, it's us.
We're starting a family band.
Oh, oh! You know, your old man used to be in a band.
Although it ended on a sour note.
[playing the cowbell]
Dude!
[together] Dude! Dude!
You're out of the band.
[sobbing]
[in unison] Aww...!
Well, you can be in our band!
[cheering]
Well, if you all insist...
Ka-pow!
[playing the cowbell] Oonf, oonf, oonf, oonf...
Whoo! Ha-ha!
I sincerely hope that's not contagious.
All right, dudes, let's try busting out this jam.
It's called "Plastic Bag Blown Through The Gutter Of Life".
Lyrics by Lucy.
Music by yours truly.
One, two! One, two, three, four!
[howling]
Dudes! Charles wants to sing lead!
- [laughing] - [howling]
[phone ringing]
Yo, Chuck?
What's that? I can't hear you.
Hold on a sec.
Hey, guys, keep practicing.
And don't forget: It's not about being the best,
it's all about having fun!
Open mic contest?
We'll just have to raise some cash.
And Ol' Ding-a-ling Loud has a plan.
Now, Father, don't be so hard on yourself.
Anyone could've lost the van.
What I meant was, Ding-a-ling as in...
my cowbell!
[playing the cowbell]
Ah...
So, he doesn't have his wallet, but he has his cowbell?
So both definitions of "Ding-a-ling" apply.
The Mud Flap Cafe is pleased to present...
the Load family.
[Lola] Loud!
The Load family!
♪ Wanted a family vacation ♪
♪ Just to get out of town ♪
♪ Had it all planned Packed up the van ♪
♪ Ended up in a ditch Somehow! ♪
♪ We've got the blues, baby ♪
♪ Those road trippin' blues ♪
♪ Bad, bad news ♪
♪ These seats smell weird The baby is crying ♪
♪ She's probably mad We left her behind ♪
♪ Road, road trippin' blues ♪
♪ La, la, la! ♪
♪ A/C broke in Vanzilla ♪
♪ The windows won't roll do ♪
♪ The bean chips of doom ♪
♪ They spread noxious fumes! ♪
♪ Can't breathe I think mom passed out ♪
♪ We got the blues, baby ♪
♪ Those road trippin' blues ♪
♪ Bad, bad news ♪
♪ The dog ran off The baby's still crying ♪
♪ At least we didn't Forget her this time ♪
♪ Road, road trippin' blues ♪
♪ La, la, la! ♪
♪ It was one big Family throw-up ♪
♪ From the egg salad Gone wrong ♪
♪ And that's how All of us wound up ♪
♪ Broke on stage Singing this song ♪
♪ Road, road trippin' blues ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
Yeah!