If I had a dollar for all the hoes, Snapchat has gotten me…
I’d be a trillionaire..
Oh wait I’m a god, I already have over a trillion dollars… what am I talking about?
What I’m trying to say is that I got a lot of hoes, OK?
I mean, have you seen my outro?
I even got hoes in my outro!
How many YouTubers have hoes in their outro?
That’s a trick question, I’m the only YouTuber you should be subscribed to.
All the other YouTubers are too busy making the same bullshit videos with the same, obvious
advice over and over again… you’ve heard it all from them already!
And besides, most of them are so politically correct that they’re too afraid to even
curse on their own channel.
I mean, for fuck’s sake, just let out a ‘Fuck’ every once in a while.
It’s good for you bro.
I’m a god, if I’m saying it’s OK, then you know it’s OK.
Oh shit, my bad I got off track…
OK.
Why is Snapchat SO good for getting girls in the first place?
What’s the benefit?
Here’s why, Snapchat consists of casual, low pressure conversations.
Snapchatting someone is WAY less pressure than texting.
Sending somebody a snap is more acceptable than sending someone a text because it’s
usually implied that you sent out the snap to multiple people.
This makes conversations more loose and more spontaneous… a girl is more likely to respond
and engage in conversations with you if it’s spontaneous, whereas sending somebody a text
message with the words “hi” is less spontaneous, and WAY more pressure.
Think about it, when you get a snapchat from somebody you take it less seriously than if
somebody went out of their way to text you.
This spontaneity makes the barrier to respond way lower.
Girls are less guarded when getting a snap vs when they get a text.
This is why you’ll find that sometimes when using Snapchat, a conversation can end up
going for hours after just one random snap.
The fact that it’s so spontaneous is also the reason a regular snapchat, can end up
turning into you guys exchanging nudes just 20 minutes later… yeah I know you guys are
a bunch of horny bastards..
Don’t think I don’t see all those dick pics you’re sending, I can see them clearly
from here on Mt. Olympus, we got WiFi and everything!!
Speaking of WiFi, the most important piece of advice I can give you when it comes to
Snapchat is to treat it like an email list.
What I mean is that you should send out a daily “update” to your list of prospective
girls, once a day.
Send an update of something funny or interesting that happened in your day,
Once you start doing this for a few days, you can start sending updates on the updates
that you sent out earlier.
So this way, you can start creating callback humor with the girls about stuff you snapped
them in the past, and then it becomes a sort of inside joke between the two of you.
But little does she know, you have the same inside joke with all 10 other girls that you’re
snapping!
Boom!
And before some Social Justice Keyboard warrior types out a comment saying, “That’s so
mean to Snapchat multiple girls at the same time!”
I have two things to say:
It’s not mean, it’s called efficiency.
Girls do the SAME thing!
You don’t think your average hot girl isn’t snapping 20 guys a day?
C’mon bro.
This is another reason why treating your snapchat like an email list is so effective.
And if you’re not on my email list, then you’re MASSIVELY missing out!
Click the link in the description and check out my newest email breakdown of a psychological
trick known as ‘Congruence’, the key to making girls obsessed with you.
Now, back to your Snap “update list”....
When it’s treated as an “update”, not a personal message, the pressure is way less
pressure and it’s more casual.
She knows that you’re sending it to other people so it doesn’t come off as try-hard
and it’s more like you’re letting a friend in on a funny thing that happened to you.
I try not to send these more than once or twice a day at a maximum.
Sometimes I’ll skip a day, it really just depends.
The whole point is to use this message as a “feeler”, the girls who are up for a
spontaneous conversation will reply and boom, you successfully started a conversation in
a way that’s natural and organic.
It also creates regularity and a routine for snapping her so it’s not weird or thirsty
when you send her a message, it’s way more chill and laid back.
This is another HUGE of snap… there’s regularity to it.
If you get on someone’s recents or best friend’s list, you’re more likely to snap
each other every day.
She gets more comfortable and used to talking to you…
She imagines what it’d be like to talk to you in person… so when you go for the hangout
she’ll feel more open to meeting up with you.
But in order to get to this point, you need to have good conversations with her in the
first place.
This brings me to my next point.
Generic snaps.
Don’t send generic Snaps with no value.
This is why sending funny and interesting “updates” is so effective.
Sending a snap that say “hey” or “what’s up” provides no value to the conversation…
Why would she respond to that - there’s no incentive to reply!
The only time you can get away with messages like this are if the girl already likes you
and is bought in.
People like conversations that are engaging, they don’t want the conversation to feel
like a chore.
In the early stages, your snaps or messaging in general needs to provide value to the girl…
it needs to be intriguing, funny, entertaining, and so on.
When I was in college, I didn’t have a full-length mirror, so every time I took a picture of
my outfit in front of it, I’d have to lift my foot up and put it on the sink.
Here’s some examples I made my manager do way back in the day when I tested this idea...
I used to send ‘updates’ of my outfit in this funny pose all the time, with text
about something funny that happened earlier that morning or something funny that was about
to happen that day.
This brings me to the next point….
Don’t send pics of one fifth of your face bro.
You know what imm talking about, guys send girls pics like this bc they feel too insecure
sending pics of their whole face.
You know snapchat has filters for a reason right?
It’s to cover your ugly face bro!!
Sending the same corner of your face over and over again is boring as fuck.
Every guy does it, and it shows that you’re unconfident with yourself.
Just use a filter, it’s funnier and more entertaining anyways!
Another thing to keep in mind is that nobody replies to every snap… so if she doesn’t
reply don’t freak out.
Don’t start stalking all of her movements online and seeing if she’s replying to other
people, just act like nothing
One of the biggest mistakes I see is guys getting butthurt when they don’t get a response
from the girl they like.
You should be too busy living your own life to even realize that shit!
Do you respond to every snap from your homies?
No of course not.
This is no different.
Stories.
Another thing you can do to naturally start conversations is respond to stories.
It’s More organic, natural, and a little less try-hard than hitting her up directly.
But there’s a caveat here… only reply to stories that make sense to reply to.
If she’s at a restaurant or place that you’ve been to before, you can say something like
“i love that place” or “i hate that place, worst food ever”
Whatever it is you say just makes sure there’s context, and it makes sense.
Don’t reply to a selfie with her boobs out saying something like, “Damn baby I’d
love to motorboat those sometime mmmmm”...
Streaks.
A lot of guys think if a girl has a streak with them that it’s proof that they’re
at least into them a little bit…
NOT TRUE
The fact that she taps her screen one extra time on your name, next to 10 other guys means
she likes you?
Yeah oK bro.
I’ve banged tons of girls in my life and wanna know how many of those I had streaks
with?
Maybe 2… the streak is not necessary, so don’t put so much emphasis on it.
A lot of guys use streaks to get validation from the girl they like… realize it doesn’t
really mean that much because you still have to deploy good game to make the girl like
you.
I honestly just avoid it in general since it can come off as too try-hard, but use your
own judgement with the girl and make the decision for yourself… all of my advice is important
to take with a grain of salt… it really depends on your situation with the girl.
And this emphasizes a greater point…
If you snap a girl often who goes to your school - don’t be a weirdo when you see
her.
Say hi to her!!
The whole reason you’re snapping her is to get her more comfortable with talking to
you in person.
If you see her, say hi to her, actually talk to her…
The whole point of snapping your crush is to hangout with her.
Saying hi and making conversation is the natural next step.
Don’t do that immature thing where you see her in person and don’t know how to act
so you just act like you don’t know her… yeah I’m talking to you high school boys!
It’s super beta, it shows that you’re too scared to talk to her and it’s weirder
to do this.. it’s actually LESS weird to just say hi to her and be normal.
Ending the conversation.
Once the convo reaches a natural end, leave it at that, and talk to her again another
time.
You don’t need to snap the girl you like 24/7, only talk to her to build comfort, show
her you’re a cool guy, and then within a pretty quick timeline you should be going
for the hangout..
Your goal isn’t to be snap bestfriends because if you do that too long, suddenly she’s
gonna start sending you nudes asking if they look good enough to send to her boyfriend
and then you’ll be Grade A cucked my friend.
Don’t let that happen to you.
Oh shit would you look at that!
I just got a snap from your step mom… she wants to hangout!
Fuck this video, I’m going to get laid!
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girls obsessed with you, then click the link in the description and I’ll immediately
be emailing you my breakdown on how to do it.
Zeus out!
See!
I told you I got hoes in my outro!