TOP OF THE MORNING MAH name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to Akinator!
howzit goin buddy?! :D have u been?
probably (XD)
i played this AGES and ages ago and i guessed myself and a FEW other things (like what jack? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
i think i guessed erin jaeger as well
but i wanted to make it the- like- a continuous thing
for some reason- something musta happened back then and i- i decided against it?
i think it was 'cause i was doing a lot of evie? so i was like "i'm not gonna do anymore akinator-"
its a bit too similar, or i just didnt think of stuff to guess?
so im gonna- im gonna try to guess and see what happens i wanna see if it's any different
uhm, "think about a real or fictional character-" uhh, guess- uh, your age to play..
i are a 25 year old! there we go, ok
question number 1! booboobuh-
i just put in the- like the fuckin' "who wants to be a millionaire" theme in the background
"is your char-" ok, im gonna guess-
im gonna guess myself again just to see how many uhm
questions it takes, 'cause last time it was like twenty-something questions i think
or uh, probably more than that
aaand le- let's face it, people are gonna wanna see me guess myself again
anyway! "is your character famous for playing video games on youtube?"
Y e s
"does your character make minecraft videos?" i do not!
"does your character often wear a hat?"
its onto me already! XD
*reads*
i dont even know what that is so no
"do-" *laughs and continues reading*
yes... (when he quickly answers) WHAT?!? :0
that was like five questions!
what the fuck!
"character already played 71 thousand times"?! (oh mah gaw!)
what the fuckin' jesus..
what have you guys been doing??
well t- *giggles* that wasted a whole minute of a video *ha!*
jesus christ- ok, play again!
we're gonna play again ahm..
im gonna see. im gonna try and trick 'im
im gonna see if he knows my dog-
well, not My dog, my parents' dog, gizmo! the one that you've seen in-
the bit of one video and some of my, like, Instagram posts and everything..
*reads* no!
*reads again* No!
*you'll know by now* yes! cuz it's not a Character
stop callin' it "character" if its a real person.. *reads* no. maybe in dog-years!
*reads* nah..
no
yes!
cuz i wanna see (blahblahblapbluehhh i can't type that much cuz lazyness AAAAAAAAA)
so im gonna try and see if it actually knows mine
'cause i wanna trick it, i wanna see if i can break it
*reads* yes
"is your character assodiashdf- associated with jc-"
is that supposed to be jccaylen? "jccaylrn"?
no
*reads* uhh, not right now, no
*reads again* ...
uhhm, don't know
gizmo! wherever you are.. were you a good student??
in the school of dog?
*reads* noo..
"does your character live with you?"
no- ah- you asked that! oh no "do you live with your character?"
no
*reads* nooo! it's a dog!
*reads*
yyyeah..
'cause by extension, the only reason people know me is 'cause of youtube-
then the only reason people know gizmo is 'cause of me.. and so i guess youtube, yeah
*reads*
the fuck is- my monitor is going all weird over here!
what?! no!
unless she has in a previous life and i just don't know about it
gizmo! i don't know why im talking to you like you're here
ye, actually.. *reads* no!
maybe in a past life she was a wolf but now she's just a cutie little- *baby speech*
no!
*reads* yes!
no-
this is good! thf- 'cause akinator has no fucking idea what the hell is going on!
no
*reads*
y- uhh.. i guess- i still don't like saying that like "oh, im famous!"
whenever people come up to me it's like "are you a famous youtuber?" it's like "noo.."
people know me on youtube i guess but im not famous *giggles*
i know, some people would say that i am or whatever the definition would-
say that i am but i dunno there's something about that
makes me feel like im a douchebag, makes me feel all pompous or pretentious if i say that
uhm!
i- i guess, yeah, by definition
no!
saccone joly's dog!
they're irish
it's close enough!
but it's not my dog! ha! i have bested you!
should we continue? yes!
no!
no
yes!
no
NO!
N O
N O H
stop asking me the fucking same questions
yes! i've answered these!
yes
my mother, yeah *giggles*
gizmo! do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior?
nope! she don't care
"is your character an adventure-"
"-an adventurer!"
she has her own little adventures
but no
not anymore!
ye!!
"i think of my pit!-"
"- my pet!" *giggles* my pit! *laughs*
"playfish's pet society" no!
im not continuing, you're never gonna get it!
*reads*
name!
giiizmoo
ohh! "gizmo (jacsepticeyes dog)" is there!
oooh, yeah!
"bravo! you have defeated me!" YES!!
take that, internet! >:D
ok, let's try something- let's see if he knows sam!
ooh that's a good one! play again!
no.. sam himself is not
uh it's- its ambiguous it could be samuel or it could be samantha, who knows
nope!
nnope!
sam, you don't even have any legs!
you know what? we're gonna get sam over here- fuckin' headphones!
we're gonna get sam! where are you-
we're gonna get the other sam! this is sam 2!
yeah this is a cool sam as well
you're too big to fit in here though- are you?
maybe, uhm
also! i should mention; these sams are getting made!
i know that sounds like a fuckin'- an advertising plug, and that's-
i always feel bad about that stuff as well
whenever i mention anything got to do with merch
i'm so tired to find the people that are gonna be like "you just wanna sell stuff to us"
"you just want more money!" that's not the case of it at all! i just want people to have cool shit!
'cause i always want cool stuff as well from other youtubers
or like..
uhm, games or whatever! so i- i wanna provide stuff for people to have as well
and i want my own version of this as well!
so these are getting made!
by my, like- the people who made my shirts!
it's gonna be awesome!
no
no!
actually.. you're just one singular eye
yes!
uhm.. don't know *giggles*
i dunno what's on you! *more giggles*
no- have you killed the rake?
well what have you been up to in your spare time, sam?
heh you little fricker
uhhm, kind of? i don't know *giggles*
nooo, sometimes they can, uh, h- she- he sh- it can!
heh! he-she-it can!
you can fly in some games that people have made!
i like how the little hat bobs up and down as well *giggles*
i dunno if it's supposed to do that or if the string broke or whatever
that's the one what was given to me at indiepopcon
uhhm, don't know
no
i dunno what that is, is that an anime thing? no..
no?!
*he's searching..*
no! *giggles*
no
don't know!
(oooooooooooh! sam's in trouble!!~ uh oh! XD)
what have you been up to?!
i dunno what you do in your spare time..
no
that's racist! .. no
and it's not racist..
noo!
no
no- ooh he's gettin' frustrated!
look at him go!
probably!
i mean, ye but no at the same time
ye in this form but no..
no. i'm gonna say no!
let's see if he can wittle it down
"a player who never agrees" *reads* that's not true!
i am answering the best of my abilities! you're just stupid!
oh no i clicked yes, fuck!
ok, let's play again..
play again and see if he can get this- *reads*
uhm, no, you're part of the youtube sphere but you're not actually a youtuber- *reads* no
uh, no (sam's an eye! not a mouth.)
no you do not have your own wikipedia page
*circus music* no!
yes!! i love my character!
ahh, sammy-di-best!
yes
uhhh, probably?
noo!
no!
(oh my~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (SAM!)
*silence for a bit*
*fathering infinities*
no.. *giggles*
yes!
oooh, that's a good one now-
no..
yes!
yes!!
Yes!!
dunno.. *giggles*
no-
oh, oh! "the septiceye"! yees!!
oh it freaked out there for a second it said the webpage was not available- but yes!
it guessed you! sam!
septic- ic- pronou- it said "the septiceye"
"jacksepticeyes mascot" .. yes!!
yeah, "great! guessed right one more time! i love playing with you!"
i love playing with you too a-kinator
i'm gonna guess again.. and this time we're gonna see if he can guess billy!
ye, that's a good idea
*clears throat* it probably will, i'd imagine a lot of you have tried to guess billy already
so- SCREW YOU BILLY!!
ok
no, he's in a game
no
nope..
yes!
he does
yes!
noo
nuh, there's no- you can't pick billy on his own for swordthrow
no
yes!! *eheh!* so bad he's the worst!
no
no!
no it's green, isn't it?
no..
yes!
noo!
NO!
jesus christ no!
*reading*
no!
No!
NO!
yes! i'd imagine he'd just live with his father
no
"billy"! how did you get that??
none of those questions were linked to that at all!
none of those questions seemed like you were getting the right answer, at all!
also! it's green shorts but a- an orenge-y, yellow-y, mustard shirt
aaaww, fook you akinator, gettin' all the stuff! actually, he didn't get gizmo first
you're the- th- the.. gizmo was in there but you didn't get her!
she w- she was as- in bot- in the mix! 'cause you were guessing all the wrong questions
yeee! ok! well i'm gonna leave this video here!
can't believe that this video is over already i feel like i haven't done anything *giggles*
this was fun! i like akinator! it's- it's dumb fun, you just get in
you guess a buncha shit and- i'm glad i bested him!
i'm glad i gotcha! even though i kinda didn't, if gizmo was in there anyway..
but, i mean, you said i defeated you! came up on screen! i win!
yeah!! but anyway, thank you guys so much for watching this video!
if you LIKED it, PUNCH that like button in the face LIKE A BOSS!!
and! high fives all around! *whapoosh! whapoosh!*
but thank you guys and i'll see all you dudes-
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!
*awesome outro music!!* thank you every fan watching this video!! it really means well :)
some people were wondering as well do i like forget my outro whenever i pick up my mic like that
but it's not, it's 'cause i have to put it down and make sure i doesn't fall over
for the other high five part
so it's like; high fives all around-
and then you have to wait for it and- yeah..
because if i go; high fives all around
then you can't see me, i go off camera
alright, BYE!!!