So...
You gonna sign up for DuhPlus?
DuhPlus?
Yeah DuhPlus!
That's what all the cool kids are calling it.
I seriously doubt that.
You haven't heard that?
♫ Are you gettin DuhPlus? ♫
♫ No duh I'm gettin DuhPLus! ♫
♫ It's got all of da shows and da movies... ♫
♫ from all of dos times dat you loooooooooved ♫
♫ You would be duuuuuuuumb ♫
♫ If you don't get DuhPlus! ♫
Where in the world did you hear that?
It was a promoted ad on social media.
Aaagghhhh
What?!
You're being programed, man!
That's targeted marketing!
It's just a commercial!
There is way more to it than that, I assure you.
Oh you don't know.
What streaming service do you subscribe to?
The only thing I subscribe to...
is vengeance and justice.
Oh big surprise!
I bet that doesn't get predictable.
It's extremely predictable!
And doesn't look to be showing signs of getting canceled.
I call it...
Gotham Plus... Batman
Mmm.
Gotham Plus Batman
Clever.
I am the streaming service.
Oh I get it.
Because I'm serving the justice.
Do you have a lot of subscribers?
Oh tons!
Any time I catch someone trying to subscribe to a life of crime...
I just swoop in and I'm like...
Subscribe to ME!
Kablamo!
It's pretty awesome.
Well you're missing out my friend.
Streaming apps are also awesome.
And there are so many to choose now!
You can get Amazon, Netflix,
HBO, CBS All Access,
DC Universe,
YouTube TV,
ESPN +
Apple TV
And now... DuhPlus!
Please stop calling it that.
You're gonna miss out.
No. I'm gonna save money!
Like you need to save money
How much do you spend a month on all your shows?
With all the apps and internet combined?
mmmm
About 200 dollars
That's ridiculous! I don't think you're saving any money.
Yeah but now I can watch what I want when I want it!
And I wanna watch Mandalorian,
Stranger Things,
The Boys,
which is really gross, and kind of insulting,
so I can't really recommend it.
but at the same time find it really addicting.
Oh I'm aware.
There's Barry,
British Bake Off,
The Good Place,
Watchmen,
Puffin Rock.
Puffin what?
Oh it's this kids show. It's super cute.
You should watch it.
I'm not gonna watch Puffin Rock!
How do you even have time to watch all of this stuff?
Um... I'm super fast?
Remember?
And it's not like I'm exactly busy at the moment with the current Justice League situation.
What Justice League situation?
We... we left. Remember?
Oh yeah right!
We dodged a bullet there didn't we?
Well depends on who you ask.
But I don't need to dodge bullets so...
I guess I don't really need to leave.
Who knows. Maybe I'll come back! We'll see.
Which reminds me! WITCHER!
on Netflix!
And don't forget SEE!
Apple TV plus! WOOOOooooooo!
so you're saying, Without the Justice League,
you're just a super couch potato.
Look I can't help it if I can finish my work faster than you...
And have time to enjoy some good shows at the end of the day.
You need to stop wasting your money.
And you need to Netflix and Chill!
What are you Mr. Freeze?!
you need to Netflix and Chillll!
I don't Netflix and Chill!
Do you know why?
Because I Batman and Chill!
Lois and I are gonna DuhPlus and Chill.
Okay now you're just making things weird!