Hannah, I can't go to Vegas tonight
'cause it's my mom's birthday I'm trying to find her a present
I know your dad's coming
he's hot
but I can't go to Vegas, I'm sorry
I'm in middle of nowhere
I don't know where I am
but I'll call you back when I found the present, ok?
Could someone give me a sign ?!?!
Auction! Auction this way, Fancy gifts for fancy mothers
Right this way !
Oh
auctions, fancy gifts for, hey
Fan- what?!
Ma'am. Excuse me. Ma'am
Ma'am, there's something very important. Ammm
Ma'am ?
And our next on our auction item is this 6 foot silver jaguar
The opening bid is 15 dollars
do I have 15?
can anybody will give me a 15 ?
15!
15 dollars ! I got a 15.
Anybody got a 20? Can anybody give me a 20 ?
A 100!
Certainly someone's got 20 dollars
20 !
20 dollars !
Going once, going twice
A HUNDRED !
20 dollars ! Sold to the lady in the black dress for 20 dollars
And we got a lot more auction items to go trough today just follow me over here, this way, let's go
and this next item, is a steal
love number 1
of the series
this is perfect for my mom
we'll see about that
it's going at 8
8
million dollars
million? i got ten. ofcours she does.
12 million dollars. cash.
cool.
12 million dollars going once, twice and sold to the gentleman in black cap for 12 million dollars. moving on to the next item
the next auction item is love number 2 . part of the series, you may remember it from
love number 1
I love this piece.
so much better then love number 1
this one is also a steal
starting at 12 million dollars
12 million? where all the cheap stuff?
oh honey, you missed it. I'm sorry. you know, I'm, no
excuse me miss, where do you think your'e going?
i'm ganna go home. i can't buy these stuff, this stuff is like in million dollars.
lol. that's too bad. can you please check the ticket that you so eagerly took from me today
you are legally required to make a purchase today. punishable by jail time.
isn't it? where is the bathroom. i need a to take a number 2, if I cant go, can I go to the bathroom?
sure. yes ma'am. right this way. please.
bidding the bathroom begging in 5 thousand dollars
oh come on, the bath..
i'm gonna go eat, alright?
well, that was fast
shhh
[free. Help yourself]
there you go, free, alright, cool
wow. what are you doing?
that's is priceless artwork, My, my, my,
[Gift of the amberson foundation]
oh look,
What are you doing?
ladies and gentelmen, this is our last auction item for the day, if you are not yet bid
if you are not yet won
this is your last and final chance
to bid
the final action item is
a date with the sexiest man in the world
its our charity date auction
that's right ladies.a date with me.
i want a date with him
openning bid is 1 million
a million?
dollars.
I guess I won't go to college
1 million
do I have 2? do I have 2?
2 million
I think I might have a bid coming in for 2 million dollars
do I have a bid for
ah, oh
I think i'v got a strong bid for
50?
50
dollars. and we have a winner.
50 dollars.
lele
mama
ok. I went to an auction
and I won a date with him. I'v won a date with a hunk guy
for me? you got me a
a date for my birthday?
yeah. i mean no
wait.
wow
wait.
see you lele
Thank you
what the