-I'm here to see the president,
so I just need to make sure -- Is he here or...?
-[ Deep voice ] Uh, he's not here.
-Okay, can I -- Can I leave a message for him?
Whoa!
Ta-daaaaaa!
-Ta-da!
-All right. Um...
-Lake.
-Yes?
-I like your name.
Do you have a brother?
-Yeah.
-Is he named "River?"
-No, but his name's Luke, so it's Luke and Lake.
I mean, what? -Mmmm.
-They just changed one vowel.
-Real talk -- have you ever scared anybody just for fun?
-[ Exhales ]
Aaaaah!
-[ Clicks tongue, chuckles ]
-See, it wasn't that fun.
-I'm not scared of anything!
-[ Laughs ]
So there's literally nothing
that you find terrifying?
-Yeah, something.
-All right, there is something.
-Calling...girls on the phone.
-Okay. [ Laughs ]
Well, something that I used to do is,
when I was scared to talk on the phone,
I would just write down a couple of things,
like topics that I could just...
-Topics.
-...Yeah, just in case, like,
there was air in the conversation,
you could always bring up something
and have some preparation work.
-Let's call Faith.
-Wait a second. Hold on. Hold on.
-I'm gonna put it on speaker.
-Whoa! -What if I freeze up?
-You're not gonna freeze up
because you're gonna have that list of items to talk about
just in case there's air in the conversation.
-Yeah. She's into sports. That's all I know.
-The sports angle is really good.
Do you have a lot to say about sports?
-She likes to play freeze tag.
-Okay.
Um [Clears throat]
Okay, so, sports.
What else you got?
-Hawaii. Surfing.
-You're gonna bring up Hawaii. You have to bring up Hawaii.
Do you have friends in common?
-Yeah. Yeah, Maurico --
the one who changed his name.
[ Laughing ] He's like,
"I don't like being 'John' anymore.
I'm changing it to 'Maurico.'"
-Amazing. We're gonna talk about that.
-[ Laughs ] -I'm feeling good.
[ Ringing ]
-Uhhh...
-Is this Faith?
What's your favorite basketball team?
-Say who it is.
-Mnh-mnh.
You got to like the Heat.
[ Clicks tongue ]
You want to go to Hawaii?
[ Snickers ]
-Great stuff.
-All right.
-"Maybe when we're 27."
-Maybe when we're 27. [ Snickers ]
I don't know. Remember Cory?
Cory -- the one who's, like, the sasser in the class.
[ Laughs ]
He always tells me about twerkin'.
I don't know why.
[ Laughing ] It's just awkward.
[ Laughs ]
Remember when Maurico -- when he changed his name?
He was like, "I don't like 'John' anymore.
I'm going with 'Maurico'!"
-"It's funny that somebody would change their name.
Like, would you ever change your name?"
-Its funny when someone wanted to change their name.
Would you want to change your name?
Mm-hmm.
-Just say, "Because you have a beautiful name,
you don't have to."
Just say it. Just try it.
-Okay.
You probably want to stay with "Faith,"
because that's a beautiful name.
Ehh.
-No, no!
-[ Laughs ]
-Hello. Yes, this is, um, his secretary.
Um, I just, uh, w-we've lost the line.
Just a second here.
Hey, wait a minute. You can't bail.
You say, "It was really nice talking to you,
and we'll talk another time," okay?
Go ahead.
-It was very nice talking to you, Faith.
Buh-bye!
-[ Exhales deeply ] I am sweating.
I was nervous, but you did amazing.
-Mm-hmm.
-Do you feel good?
-Yep. Yep.
-Do you feel like you can show your face at school --
-Now let's call someone else.
-Okay.
-Now I overcame my fear,
we got to have a victory dance.
-Uh-oh.
[ Vocalizing ] English jig.
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