- Now don't get your panties all in a bunch.
(horse neighing)
What up everyone, it's your girl Superwoman,
and a lot of people ask me
if I've ever suffered any extreme cases
of racism and to be honest, no.
I'm fortunate enough to say that I haven't,
but since moving to LA I have definitely
had some people say some ridiculous things to me.
But here's the thing, I find it F-in hilarious.
Here are real things that white people have said to me.
My dad's name is Sukhwinder.
- Sukwinder?
Sukwander?
I'll just call your dad Sam.
- Oh my God you're Indian.
I loved Slumdog Millionaire.
- So your last name's Singh,
are you related to Ranveer Singh?
- You know, one of my co-workers is Indian.
What a small world.
- So I went to like an Indian wedding once,
and I wore the full costume and everything.
- Your parents must be really strict.
- Did they expect you to get married at 23?
- I even belly danced to Bollywood music
and I wore that little dot on my forehead.
- So why aren't you a doctor or a lawyer?
- Are you allowed to have a boyfriend?
- I went to Little India once
and I got the best tandoori chicken.
- Do you speak Indian at home?
- Are you a very strict Hindi?
- So is your real name Lilly?
Stop lying, I've never met a real Indian Lilly.
- Do you know Priyanka Chopra?
She's Indian too, right?
- It's so terrible everything you see in movies about India.
- You probably want something spicy, right?
- You know who you look like?
Mindy Kaling.
- You look so exotic.
I thought you were from Brazil or something.
- You know I've always wanted to visit Dehli.
- My friend went to India last year, it changed his life.
- So where are your parents from?
- They're from Punjab.
- Oh, that's in the Middle East, right?
- I will take the veggie burger, please.
- Is that because you're Islam?
- Do you have to get an arranged marriage?
- Did you experience a lot of racism growing up?
- So you're not allowed to have sex before marriage, right?
That's crazy.
- Here's the thing though, right, I don't believe
that every person who says something ignorant
is trying to offend me.
I think they don't know any better
and no one has schooled them.
So this is my attempt to make you understand.
Here's what the reverse would sound like,
if I spoke to white people how they spoke to me.
- Yeah, my dad's name is Peter.
- Pa-tah?
Pa-tad?
I'll just call him Brubjub.
Wait, are you white?
Oh my God, I love Taylor Swift!
♫ Shake it off, shake it off
- Wait, Smith, are you related to Derek Smith?
He's also from America.
Oh my God, the girl who served me a latte
at Starbucks this morning was also white,
so I totally get you.
I went to a white wedding once, beautiful,
but it was so short, and your families are so tiny.
You probably tell your mom to shut up all the time.
I even did the chicken dance
and wore a tie around my forehead, it was so cultured.
Wait, so you're not a country singer?
Are you allowed to be a virgin?
I went to Burger King once, and I loved it!
Wait so do you speak fluent American at home, or British?
Or Scottish?
Irish.
Are you a strict English?
So is your real name Sarah?
- Yeah.
- Oh my God, I know like nine white Sarahs.
Do you know Ellen?
She's also white.
Love her.
(sighs)
It's so terrible everything you see
in history books about white people.
You probably want something with no flavor, right?
You look exactly like Jimmy Fallon.
Yeah, like the features, everything.
Wow.
You look so...
common.
I've always wanted to visit Utah, so cool.
My friend went to Ohio last year,
and he said his life was exactly the same.
And you're from Chicago, right?
- Mhm.
- That's in Europe, right?
- I'll take the steak and potatoes.
- Is that because your Christianity?
So will your parents force you to fall in love,
or are you allowed to get arranged?
So do you have a super hard time recognizing your privilege,
or are you aware of it now?
- Oh I don't have any privilege.
- Okay, so you're not.
Is it hard to have so many options
when you're shopping for foundation?
Crap, they don't have any egg nog on the menu.
Do you drink anything else?
Look at your hair, can I touch it?
Do you mind?
Wow, that is so soft, is that natural?
- Yeah.
- It's beautiful, look at his hair, look at it.
Yeah, touch it.
So what's the religious symbolism of the hat?
Wait, so let me get this straight,
you actually turn red in the sun, like you change color?
That's crazy.
I watched a documentary about your people,
called Supersize Me, so sad.
So did they like expect you to be pregnant by sixteen?
And there you have it, it's not meant to be
offensive or anything it just...
- Wait, wait, wait.
Aren't you actually related to someone named Runveer?
- Okay but that doesn't... - And didn't your
parents actually want you to get married
at a really young age?
- Shouldn't y'all be doing the YMCA or something?
Get the F out of here, get out my frame, get out.
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One love, Superwoman that is a wrap and...
♫ YMCA
- She tricked us.