(spooky music)
- [Little Apple] Yo yo yo,
Little Apple back in the house once again, that's right.
Whoa, I've got hands.
- [Orange] Wow, that's really cool, Little Apple.
- I know. Alright, we are playing,
It's Shocktober, everybody. - It's Shocktober.
- So that means we're gonna play some more video games.
I do not like this.
- Emily wants to play. - No,
I don't know if I want to go in here.
- Touch her, you should touch her.
- I don't want to touch her.
- You should touch her.
- I don't, I don't want to touch her.
- Come on, you've gotta touch her.
- Ugh, okay, fine.
- Uh oh.
(yelling)
(Orange laughs)
- Geez, don't do that.
- Haha, you got scared.
- You just, you stay in there.
You stay in there.
Okay, let's start a new game.
- New game it up.
- Okay so, I am in, I've got the headset on,
I've got VR, and Orange is watching on the monitor.
- Yeah, Little Apple is controlling it.
- Yeah, I kinda wish that I wasn't right now,
this is creepy already and I haven't even started.
- [Man] Hello?
- Hello?
- Oh man.
- Your pizza's here.
- What kinda pizza is it?
- I don't know.
- Peanut butter 'n' bowlin' ball pizza?
- That door's closing by itself.
- I'm sure it's fine.
(both yell)
- What are you gettin' freaked out about?
I'm the one wearing the headset.
- I wasn't screaming about her,
I was screaming 'cause
I don't think there's actually any pizza.
The pizza's a lie.
- Just stop it, okay, that turns off the lights,
turn on,
- Play Lightning.
- Try it a couple more times,
off and on, okay. - Play Lightning.
Play Lightning.
- What are you talking about?
- Have you never played Lightning before?
- No, what are you talking about?
- It's where you flip the lights on and off
really, really fast. Lightning.
- No, I'm not playing that.
- Party pooper.
- Quit it.
Grab. Okay, it's just telling me how to grab stuff.
Oh, okay. - Where's the poop button?
- Flashlight.
- Where's the poop button? - Oh, okay.
- Little Apple, where's the poop button?
- There is no poop button.
- What? They didn't pay for the pizza. So really,
the only recourse is for you to poop on the floor.
- Uh, no. I'm not doing that.
I'm not pooping on the floor - Come on.
- of a, nobody's pooping on the floor.
- You're not even trying.
- Okay, - Hey, what's that?
- There's something down here.
I thought I heard something.
- Oh. - Ohh, that's creepy.
- I can draw way better than that and I don't have hands.
- Oh, for crying out loud.
- Is that a spaghetti noodle in her mouth?
- I don't know.
- Ah, Spaghetti's her friend.
- Stop it.
- Why's it always midnight in all these games?
- I don't know, 'cause midnight's scary.
You know, it's, it's the witching hour.
- Yeah. When's the crunking hour?
- That's not a thing.
- Punch-a-Bieber hour?
- Also not a thing.
(Orange laughs)
- I'm pretty sure a lot of people would partake in that.
- Okay, so what am I supposed to do here?
- Find the Muffin Man.
- No, I'm not doing that.
- Aw, Little Apple, you broke the vase.
You broke it, you bought it, you gotta buy it now,
you gotta pay 'em.
- I didn't break the vase.
- You sure?
- It was like that when I got here.
- Hey, that's my line.
(Orange laughs)
- Oh, that's not creepy at all.
- Ah, I'm sure it was just a draft.
- It's never a draft. It's never just the wind.
- It could be.
- In what scary movie is it ever just the wind?
- Oh, I know which one. - What?
- Breaking Wind.
- Really? (Orange farts)
Not helping. Not helping at all.
- What? You know you love it.
- Nah, actually, I don't love it.
I don't love it when you come in here and fart.
- (laughs) No one appreciates it.
- Yeah, I wonder why.
- It's a mystery.
- Hey, this is really creepy.
- Hey, what's in the boxes?
- I don't know, I can't open the boxes.
Oh boy.
- What's in that room?
- I don't know, I'm trying to turn the light on,
just turning the hall light on.
- Yeah, you were playing Lightning.
- No, I wasn't playing Lightning.
- Yeah-huh.
- This is creepy.
- Oh, that's a light switch.
- Yeah, I see it, thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Can you stop it, please?
- I'm helping.
- No you're not.
- Maybe you're trying to find the pizza.
- No, I think I'm the pizza delivery guy.
- Yeah, you lost your pizza, where'd your pizza go?
Ooh, don't check that. No.
- No, I think there's a flashlight.
Yup, I took the flashlight. - He's a dummy.
- I can shine, not using this. Okay.
- Don't be a dummy.
- I heard you, I heard you.
Okay, okay. Door's right there,
you stay there. - Yeah.
(simultaneous panicking)
He got up and ran out.
- I don't like it. - Yeah, he knows how to walk.
- I don't like it one bit. - He's no dummy.
- Stop it. - Hey,
do they have Call of Duty on there?
- I'm pretty sure they don't have Call of Duty on that.
- Eh, worst gaming PC ever.
- Stop it. Okay, there's something in the trash.
- Linkin Park lyrics?
- No, you will never take my friends and family. No.
♫ We're not gonna take it
- Stop it.
♫ No
♫ We're not gonna take it
- Please stop it.
- Do you think it has GTA 5?
- No, it doesn't have GTA 5.
What do you think?
- I think their gaming PC sucks.
- It's not a gaming PC.
- Hey, there's some TV. Want to turn on some Spongebob?
- No, it doesn't look like I can turn it on.
- I want to watch Scooby-Doo.
- What did I just say? It doesn't turn on.
- Hey, what's in the box?
- I don't know, there's nothing in the box.
- What's in the box?
- Going in the closet.
- Is Tom Cruise in the closet?
(both laugh)
Better check closely, he might be in there.
- Oh wait, I think I see a note, yup.
Okay, what does it say? - What does it say?
- Don't turn around.
- ♫ Turn around
- Don't do it.
- ♫ Every now and then
♫ I get a little bit hungry
♫ 'Cause you lost the pizza that you brought me
- Okay, you don't need to sing anymore.
(both laughing) That's enough.
- What? I had a good song going.
- Oh look, a tape player.
- You got any Blink-182?
- Stop it.
- Katy Perry?
- Knock it off. - Comforting songs.
- Oh, it's on. There.
- Ew.
- [Woman] As my character says,
I should start recording a log to help with my depression.
He doesn't know it's all about Emily.
I can't tell him anything about that.
But I'll record myself, anyway. Maybe it'll help.
- Hm. That was the worst song ever.
(both laughing)
- Stop.
- Try and get some new tapes, seriously.
- Okay, where do we want to go here?
- Find the pizza.
- Stop it.
- Uh oh. - Oo, creepy.
- Somebody broke the mirror.
- Yeah, I saw that.
- Grapefruit must have looked at it and it broke.
(both laughing)
- Sorry, Grapefruit.
- Oh great, this room has two modes.
Dark and darker.
- You itchin' for a shower or somethin'?
- No, I just want to see if there was anything in there.
- Bath time with Little Apple.
- Yeah, no thank you.
Okay, I don't see anything in there, so.
- Oh, what was that? Uh oh. Oh boy. Uh oh.
It's a haunted toilet.
- Okay what, what do we do? I don't even know.
(Emily giggles)
(both panicking)
- If only you had the pizza.
- It said not to look away.
- Don't look away, or look away?
- I'll go over here.
Are you supposed to look at it?
- You just stay right there. Yeah, you stay right there.
Okay, just stay right there.
Yeah, you're ticklish, I get, okay.
- Are you trying to tickle her?
- I'm just a little nervous, okay.
Just stay right there.
- Stay there. - You're fine.
I'm gonna go out here.
- Yeah, you should leave. - It's cool.
- Yeah, it's totes.
- I'm just gonna go out this door,
and you're gonna stay there and,
I don't like this one one bit.
It's not good. I don't, did I flip the light off,
or did she flip the light off?
- I don't know.
- 'Kay, I think she, I think she's gone.
Okay, let's get out.
Why are the lights out over here?
- Electrical problems.
- Lights keep turning on and off.
- I blame Pear.
- 'Kay, guess I'm gonna go in this room.
- Okay.
- What, what the? - Oh boy.
- It just closed on its own.
- Maybe you won't go in that one.
- Yep, not gonna go in that one.
- I like this idea, good idea.
- Yeah, me too, I like this idea.
(girl giggling)
- Oh boy.
- Um.
- I wonder how long she's been hangin' around for.
- Stop it, you just stay right there.
- Yeah, stay right there.
- I'm gonna go over here. - Good idea.
- Just like before.
- The best idea.
- Maybe she's angry because the,
the lamp is tilted or somethin'?
- What? - I could, I could just,
- I'm pretty sure that's not it.
- Get the lamp, - What are you doing?
- Nope, nope. Can't fix the lamp, sorry.
- Yeah, I'm pretty sure she doesn't care.
- It's tilted. I can't do anything about it, so,
- Just leave. - You just stay right here,
I'm gonna go over there, - Yes.
- Just, leave me alone, okay?
(girl giggles)
- Okay, well this happened before so,
I'm pretty sure this is just part of it.
(screaming and crying)
- Little Apple, are you okay?
- Oh, that was so scary.
- Are you okay?
- Oh, that was so scary. - It wasn't that scary.
- Yeah? You don't have the headset on.
- (laughing) Are you alright?
- Oh my goodness, that was so scary.
- Hey, you want to go in there?
- No, you stay in there, no.
I'm not going in there.
I hate her. - Alright.
Let's, let's keep going.
- Jumping out at me.
- Come on, play Lightning.
- No.
- Do it!
- Okay, fine. I'm playing Lightning.
- Yay! - You happy?
We're playing Lightning.
- I love Lightning.
- Ugh, geez.
- That was great, thank you.
- No. No. No. - She's back.
- No, please, why won't she leave me alone?
- She likes Lightning. Play Lightning.
Play Lightning!
- Fine, I'll try it. Okay.
Playing Lightning, it's lightning bolt, lightning bolt.
- There you go.
(crying)
Oh, she didn't like it.
She doesn't like Lightning.
- She doesn't like Lightning.
- They generally like Lightning.
- We're not doing that anymore.
- She probably wants pizza. - She don't want pizza.
- What? You said you had pizza when you first came in.
Then you don't have pizza? - No one'll have pizza!
- Everyone loves pizza.
- I don't have pizza.
- ♫ For whom the bell tolls - Stop it.
- ♫ Time marches on
- Hey, I like that song but please, just stop it.
- What? - You're ruining it.
- I know why the bell's tolling.
- Ugh, why?
- 'Cause it's the crunking hour.
- No. It is not the crunking hour.
- There's no crunking going on.
- How do you know that's not what Emily wants to do?
Maybe she wants to crunk for a little while.
- No. - That's why she's angry.
She wants to crunk. - Stop it.
I don't want, no.
- We should ask her.
- No.
- Just ask her. - No.
- Next time you see her, just ask her.
- No, I don't ever want to see her again.
- Really? - That's the whole thing.
- I don't want to see her.
- Well she wants to see you, she wants to see you.
Did you hear that? - I just heard the laugh.
- Did you hear it? - I heard the laugh.
- Did you hear it?
- Ugh, why?
- There she is. - Why?
- Do you crunk? - Every single time.
- Hey Emily. - Every time
you come here you, - Ask her.
- Just leave me alone, okay? - Emily do you wanna crunk?
- Okay, just leave me alone.
- You gotta ask her, Little Apple.
- No, I'm not gonna ask her.
Okay. Emily?
You're cool man. You're cool. - Ask her if she wants pizza.
- You're cool, just stay over there.
Okay? - The pizza.
- I know you just love jumping on sofa seats and stuff,
but just hang out there, okay?
- I'm tellin' you, she wants pizza.
- I don't know where the pizza is.
- I think that's the point of the game.
- Uh oh.
- I don't think the point of the game is to find the pizza.
- But you're the pizza delivery man!
You brought the pizza and you lost the pizza.
She's still there. - Oh boy.
Maybe if I just sneak out, - It didn't work last time.
Okay, yeah. - Ya sure you want to do this?
- Okay, I think it worked. - Yeah?
- She's not there anymore.
- Oh. - Perfect.
- Alright, good job, Little A.
- Thanks, score one for the good guy.
"Don't look at her," wait. - What?
- But how am I supposed to turn around?
- Oh yeah. - How am I supposed to
look at her but not look at her?
- And you're supposed to get a new door?
And pick up Emily's meds?
God, this game is making you do everything.
- Well, I don't think I actually have to do those things.
- Yeah, whatever.
Hey, can you queue up Happy Wheels on that?
- No, I'm pretty sure you can't queue up Happy Wheels
on that one. - I want to play Angry Birds.
- No, we're not playing games within games.
- Worst gaming laptop ever. - Oh my gosh.
(Emily giggles)
- Someone laughed with me.
- Yeah, it was Emily.
- Where is she?
- I don't know,
(screaming)
- Geez! Emily's angry.
Gotta find that pizza.
- Stop it with the pizza. - Yo, she wants a pizza yo,
you gotta give her the pizza.
- Okay here we are, we're back in the kitchen again.
I'm just going straight back here,
- Don't go in the kids' bedroom.
- We're just gonna go, they're fine.
Oh, there was something crawling back there.
- You better check it out.
- There was something crawling back there.
- You should check it out.
- No, I don't want to check it out.
- You gotta check it out, bro.
- (groans) Okay, okay, 'kay.
Just hold it together, Little A.
(Emily giggles)
- Uh oh. - Perfect!
Where is she? - I don't know,
where is she?
- I think she's in the corner. - In the corner?
- She's in the corner.
- Yep, she's in the corner.
- I'm tellin' you, she wants pizza.
- Give her the peanut butter
and bowling ball sandwich pizza.
- A peanut butter and bowling ball sandwich pizza?
- Yeah, try saying that ten times fast.
- No. I will not.
Okay, I want to look over here,
but I don't want to look away from Emily
'cause I'm afraid she's gonna attack me.
- Fair enough. - Wait,
there's a tape recorder.
- No Nickelback. - Stop it.
- [Woman] No one will help us. No one can help us.
This house had a basement in it.
We made a place for Emily down there.
My husband hid the entrance
so that no one could ever find it.
- Well, that's creepy. - Yeah.
- Can I actually go down there?
- Oh gosh. - Whoa, you're under there.
- Yeah, I am.
- No, you're supposed to say under where?
- No, I'm not falling for that again.
- Oo, creepy. - Yeah,
can I not go down the creepy hallway?
- I don't know.
- Guess I got to,
(screaming)
- I don't like this game anymore.
Are you okay?
- I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks.
- Are you okay?
- No, I'm not okay, I'm done with this game.
Done with, I'm puttin' this down.
I can't believe you're just standing there laughing.
- Hey, it's funny. - Stop laughing.
- What? It's a little funny. - Next time,
you're wearing the headset.
Oh my gosh, that was so scary.
- It was.
- Well, it is Shocktober.
- It is. - Halloween, so.
- Shocktober. - Gotta figure,
this kind of thing has to happen, right?
- I suppose it's gotta.
- Alright guys, well thank you so much for watching
- Yeah. - The crap get scared
out of me, almost literally,
make sure to hit that like and subscribe button,
Little Apple army, you rock,
'Til next time, lata! - Later, hot potaters.
What?
- (Pear) Sure, watch.
(vomiting)
- (Marshmallow) Yay!
- What the?
- You try.
- There's no way! I can't do that.
- Oh, really?
- Oh, oh, what's happening?